Mandatory Penis Inspection at Texas High School

[ztejas 43546]

Just kidding, it was obviously Florida:

HENDRY COUNTY, Fla -- High school pranks. A lot of you might have participated in them, but students at two Hendry County high schools may have gone too far -- with $20,000 in damages at one school and a cheeky hacked memo going out at another.

Labelle Senior High School students managed to send an email addressed to all faculty, staff, and students about a "Mandatory Penis Inspection," yes you read that correctly.

"It was something funny, but at the same time it was something scary," said Kenneth Carrion, a parent who lives in Labelle. Carrion says he found the humor in it, but he says it’s something serious too.

"You get some high schooler hacking into the system, think about it, what are we doing wrong for security?"

The Labelle High Dean of Students did send an email to parents apologizing for the prank, but exactly how the students pulled it off is something the district is still looking into.

Then there’s Clewiston High School, where they’re $20,000 dollars lighter because of a prank pulled there. The district says 37 students spray-painted sidewalks and buildings, and destroyed curtains in the auditorium. That resulted in suspensions, and fines and we’re learning some seniors might not walk at graduation. Now parents and students are fighting to get that chance back.

"As days past, I realized my mistakes, and understood why everyone was so ashamed of me, I brought shame to myself and to my family, I’ve come to ask for my seat back and my speech at graduation," said one student in Tuesday nights school board meeting.

We have reached out to the district for comment, but we have not heard back from them, we will let you know what comes out of their decision on whether or not they’ll allow those seniors to walk at graduation.

https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/two-hendry-county-high-schools-go-too-far-with-senior-pranks

 

[Pato del Muerto 52616]

Vandalism isn’t a prank. Or at best it’s a damn lazy prank. Let them walk after they pay the $20,000 back. Welcome to life after high school, kiddos. 

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Please please, can we call it a Tallywacker ?  Pe... pee.... p-penis is so p-p-p-personal....

Edited May 10, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

[Zepol87 9195]

Penis memo is funny, fucking up shit at a school is not. 

[Js1 85601]

Dan Patrick approved.

[bernorange 8366]

 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Flori-duh .....

The wee wee inspection story is funny and news reporterette from the Florida fox station is hot.

Edited May 10, 2019 by Nueces River Rat

[TexArcher 38076]

3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Penis memo is funny, fucking up shit at a school is not. 

This

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

This whole scene still cracks me up decades later.....  It's almost like these guys didn't have to act and just busted out laughing because the script was so dang funny.  

Crap did I just say decades later?  

['stache 21890]

"in accordance with Florida Penal Health Code 69." Sounds legit. I'm glad the Florida legislature is looking out for penal health. I assume the overseeing phyisician is a Registered Pianist.

[DaggerHorns 3100]

This story has a lot of bits and pieces to it. Florida continues to have their junk talked about.

You certainly don’t want an anteater nose walking around the halls looking for a twig and berries.

[Dahobbs 17691]

They sent an email. How is that hacking? Sounds like they just spoofed the school's email address and found a school-wide distribution list. 

Edited May 10, 2019 by Dahobbs

[crash_davis 23115]

up to that point in history, that shower room and the principal office scenes were the funniest things ever on tv or the big screen.  

[Brisketexan 105432]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Penis memo is funny, fucking up shit at a school is not. 

This.

But the first clause needs to be emphasized -- the penis memo is freaking genius.  It's kind of the perfect prank for the modern era.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

"as days past"?? That dipshit doesn't deserve to graduate 

[immortal13 4059]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

But the first clause needs to be emphasized -- the penis memo is freaking genius.  It's kind of the perfect prank for the modern era.

Fucking gold(member)

[Blotto 23584]

12 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

"as days past"?? That dipshit doesn't deserve to graduate 

Are you under the impression that the high school student in question also writes for Fox4now.com news website?

[Underdog 28784]

Cherry Forever doing the inspections? 

[Pato del Muerto 52616]

That boy is deformed. 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

 

This is for the millennials  on here.  

It's shame you were not born then because yes we did try some of this stuff.  I tell my kids I am sooooooo fricken glad we didn't have social media back then or cell phone cameras.   But some funny chit would have been captured none the less!

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Cherry Forever doing the inspections? 

Why do you call her Lassie?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/78f18a8f-b2c9-4817-80bb-4b9a8f1ec8bd

[Red Six 131]

 

[NBMisha 224]

Reminds me of the time I was relieving el jefe for a week at a remote operations camp in Kazakhstan.  We had a couple thousand, 85% guys, there any given time.  I receive a confidential email in his inbox from the camp doc, who informs me there is some very rare and wierd disease running amok in camp.  In consult with the CDC, we were going to need sperm samples from all the men.

Well I read this real slow about 3 times to make sure what I was understanding was in fact what he was saying.  Yep.  Then the process of trying to figure out how the hell we are agoing to work this commences, with no small amount of stress building.  Then I realize it is April 1.

 

[atomheartbevo 89820]

I thought it was naughty when we dropped a banner over the press box at Mercer stadium explaining how much Clements sucked.   Thankfully I wasn’t handling it so didn’t get caught.  

Spoiler

Viking 4 Life

 

Edited May 10, 2019 by atomheartbevo

[CooterBrown 18032]

This whole scene still cracks me up decades later.....  It's almost like these guys didn't have to act and just busted out laughing because the script was so dang funny.  

Crap did I just say decades later?  

Pretty sure it was around 38 years ago. My parents took me to see Porkys when I was 8 or 9 years old.

 

Edit. ‘82. I was 10. Still bad parenting.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Pretty sure it was around 38 years ago. My parents took me to see Porkys when I was 8 or 9 years old.
 
Edit. ‘82. I was 10. Still bad parenting.

Lol. I had to wait for HBO at 1am or a dubbed VHS copy.

[austingirl 2192]

Someone should erect a statue in the emailer's honor.

[Pato del Muerto 52616]

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

12 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Flori-duh .....

The wee wee inspection story is funny and news reporterette from the Florida fox station is hot.

Terrace Myles is a man, baby

[Underdog 28784]

“I know that cock.” 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

['stache 21890]

^^
Wtf lol!

[Johnny Sack 8397]

23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

^^
Wtf lol!

That song cracks me up.  We play it at the end of the night every year at a friends’ Christmas party.