Most of these guys are way past their prime

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

.....

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

mosta these guys never had a prime

[Turkleton 145]

Do what now?

[Neonmoon 38130]

This guy here is dead

[miguelito 11337]

I look like a banker.

[idigTexas 2297]

29 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This guy here is dead

Cross him off, then.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

I was defending your honor.

[SimonBolivar 10961]

Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9435]

Too high!

[Red Five 41066]

You know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior and quit messing around with this stuff. 

[Surly Bevo 25512]

Bats, they are sick. I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.

[Macanudo 13090]

Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3854]

Hats for bats! 

[ztejas 43743]

Fuck you Jobu 

[UTGrad98 2315]

Give em the heater

[Pato del Muerto 52870]

I love this shit!!

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Vaughn deals, and Heywood swings and crushes one towards South America.

[IDIOTsavant 8522]

He leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair.

[WBT 20742]

I look like a banker in this.

....

They got chili dogs over there?

[Dutch 4497]

Who’s that guy she’s with?

He’s not wearing a name tag.

Want me to drag him out of here...Kick the shit out of him?

Edited May 12, 2019 by Dutch

[Guest Lobo]

Suck my dick 

[South Austin 52687]

Juuust a bit outside.

[WBT 20742]

How are your wife and my kids?

[bborange 10168]

Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fucking do it again.

[Surly Bevo 25512]

 But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your fuckin throat!

[RPM 26428]

You're a great kid.

[IDIOTsavant 8522]

You know a movie has a hell of a lot of quotable lines when one of the best lines from the trailer doesn't make it into the final cut:

Taylor: Don't feel bad, Rick. That ball wouldn't have gotten out of a lot of parks.

Vaughn: Oh, yeah? Name one.

Taylor: Yellowstone.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52870]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Juuust a bit outside.

Tried for the corner and missed. 

[RPM 26428]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tried for the corner and missed. 

Ball 9

[WBT 20742]

Harris with the KY ball

[RPM 26428]

Hello, Jake?

This is Charlie Donovan, the new GM of the Cleveland Indians.

Yeah.

We'd love for you to come to spring training for a shot at this year's club.

Is that you, Talbert?

What?

This isn't very funny, you know. I'm hung over, my knees are killing me and if you're gonna pull this shit at least you could have said you were from the Yankees.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

They don’t call him the best color man in the league for nothing

[Macanudo 13090]

10 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You know a movie has a hell of a lot of quotable lines when one of the best lines from the trailer doesn't make it into the final cut:

Taylor: Don't feel bad, Rick. That ball wouldn't have gotten out of a lot of parks.

Vaughn: Oh, yeah? Name one.

Taylor: Yellowstone.

 

I never understood why it was taken out.   But the lore of it makes it funnier now I guess.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

How would you like to manage the Cleveland Indians?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Haywood's a convicted felon, isn't he, Monte?

eh.... it doesn't really say that here....

Well, he should be.

[Dutch 4497]

52 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

How would you like to manage the Cleveland Indians?

Uhhhhh... I dunno. I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls, Charlie. I’ll talk to you later. 

[Red Five 41066]

Tire World!

[miguelito 11337]

One hit?  One God-damn hit?

 

(I've used this in the Seattle Mariners thread at least once this season already.  )

[Guest]

What did you want me to do...dive for it?

[bschoolprof 6280]

Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on twelve straight pitches. Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?

[TheStoicPaisano 9940]

Strike this motherfucker out.

[Pato del Muerto 52870]

Taylor, what are you doing back up here?

couldnt cut it in the Mexican league. 

Hows your wife and my kids?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Hot shot to third.  

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

You may run like Mays but you hit like shit.

[South Austin 52687]

Where you going, meat?

About ninety feet.

[TrashMaster G 17729]

They're still shitty.