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Bats, they are sick. I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.

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Who’s that guy she’s with?

He’s not wearing a name tag.

Want me to drag him out of here...Kick the shit out of him?

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You know a movie has a hell of a lot of quotable lines when one of the best lines from the trailer doesn't make it into the final cut:

Taylor: Don't feel bad, Rick. That ball wouldn't have gotten out of a lot of parks.

Vaughn: Oh, yeah? Name one.

Taylor: Yellowstone.

 

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Hello, Jake?

This is Charlie Donovan, the new GM of the Cleveland Indians.

Yeah.

We'd love for you to come to spring training for a shot at this year's club.

Is that you, Talbert?

What?

This isn't very funny, you know. I'm hung over, my knees are killing me and if you're gonna pull this shit at least you could have said you were from the Yankees.

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10 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You know a movie has a hell of a lot of quotable lines when one of the best lines from the trailer doesn't make it into the final cut:

Taylor: Don't feel bad, Rick. That ball wouldn't have gotten out of a lot of parks.

Vaughn: Oh, yeah? Name one.

Taylor: Yellowstone.

 

I never understood why it was taken out.   But the lore of it makes it funnier now I guess.

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52 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

How would you like to manage the Cleveland Indians?

Uhhhhh... I dunno. I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls, Charlie. I’ll talk to you later. 

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