The Prophecy is true! Idiocracy

[Loco 3754]

Post your news signs of the Prophecy...

 

[IDIOTsavant 8508]

Does this mean they now serve freedom fries?

[Brisketexan 105490]

In a related story, Mexico just announced that any Mexicans in the US who are in trouble and need consular assistance can go to.....well, any fucking restaurant they want to, as the back of the house is run by Mexicans.

[Pato del Muerto 52682]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In a related story, Mexico just announced that any Mexicans in the US who are in trouble and need consular assistance can go to.....well, any fucking restaurant they want to, as the back of the house is run by Mexicans.

Ask for Juan or Jorge. 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

33 minutes ago, Loco said:

Post your news signs of the Prophecy...

 

i can't even imagine the mechanics of that.  what is someone making $7/hr going to be able to do for you other than let you use the phone?

[bernorange 8367]

Quote

...The U.S. Embassy in Vienna announced on Facebook that ...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2019/05/14/mcdonalds-austria-double-mini-u-s-embassies-tourists/3672262002/

I searched the official embassy website and there is no mention of this agreement in the news or press release sections (or anywhere on the site):

https://at.usembassy.gov/

It bothers me greatly that government entities are effectively supporting/endorsing a commercial platform (facebook) by using it as their news release channel (especially when it's done so exclusively). 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

So are global McDonald's now considered sovereign territory? I SEEK REFUGE!! And I want to SUPERSIZE IT!

[Trey3216 15380]

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In a related story, Mexico just announced that any Mexicans in the US who are in trouble and need consular assistance can go to.....well, any fucking restaurant they want to, as the back of the house is run by Mexicans.

Especially if it's one of the really good ones that doubles as a Bus stop. You have BOH assistance and evac all in one location 

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

37 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

i can't even imagine the mechanics of that.  what is someone making $7/hr going to be able to do for you other than let you use the phone?

That's what it sounds like it is. They'll have a phone you can use and the numbers you can call. 

The Austrian fry guy isn't going to be preparing your new passport documentation or whatever. 

Edited May 15, 2019 by MadBurgerMaker

[Pato del Muerto 52682]

Does this happy meal come with a passport?  

[Buffsoldier 1895]

13 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Jorge is a dick. Just sayin

I threw a Jorge in your mom last night.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Even a C-5 Galaxy looks small next to the Grand Canyon.

Even a C-5 Galaxy looks small next to the Grand Canyon.

 

And it's only $13.81.  The #3 I brought her from McDonalds (coming full circle), counts as part.

[Loco 3754]

I'd like to thanks BurntEyes and Buffsoldier for deftly and succinctly proving the OP's theory  

[Buffsoldier 1895]

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You ate all the McDs after your 30 second performance and don't hate the player hate the game.

You watched the tape twice?

[Buffsoldier 1895]

4 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'd like to thanks BurntEyes and Buffsoldier for deftly and succinctly proving the OP's theory  

You hate us, 'cause you ain't us.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You're the one who likes taboo roll playing weirdo.

I get my rocks off by fucking Russian hookers and driving leased, used, 1990s Corvettes.

Like a man.

You're 40?  You don't look 40.

[Pato del Muerto 52682]

40 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

You watched the tape twice?

Tape?

[Buffsoldier 1895]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tape?

BurntEyes' mom is so poor, still still makes her homemade porn on BetaMax.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Austria? Well then, good day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie 

[atomheartbevo 89901]

4 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

I threw a Jorge in your mom last night.

So...what happens when you throw a Jorge in a gorge?

[RPM 26382]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

So...what happens when you throw a Jorge in a gorge?

It makes red dirt.

[CooterBrown 18039]

I’d like a Royale with Cheese and add a side of diplomatic immunity.

[mulletpelini 5216]

9 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

BurntEyes' mom is so poor, still still makes her homemade porn on BetaMax.

That's actually a well thought out plan.  Beta had better quality and no one has a player anymore, so no duplication worries

[Armybrat 40945]

10 hours ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

That's what it sounds like it is. They'll have a phone you can use and the numbers you can call. 

The Austrian fry guy isn't going to be preparing your new passport documentation or whatever. 

But..... he might know a guy in Linz.