2018 Rain Thread

[Hollywood 342]

Looks like Tuesday - Wednesday rain in Austin

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

When, and how bad, will Houston flood this year?

[Radical Larry 28641]

It’s never going to rain again. 

[swraith 347]

Won’t happen. Force field will not allow it. 

[Hollywood 342]

El Nino

Edited March 25, 2018 by Hollywood

[Hollywood 342]

[1978horn 893]

Does pdh know about this place yet?

[Celery Man 20967]

pdh is fuck you

[Machinator 32099]

PhD Frankie is here, don't worry.

[phdhorn 6224]

Yeah, yeah, I finally got here, took me awhile.  I figured it out.

I'll be back later with the 4 caste.  Until now, here's a picture of Mrs. phd on the bed in shorts.  You can play with yourself while looking at it.  This is all you gonna get.

[Bert Orange 1120]

Are you going to make her rain?

[Amos Moses 795]

There's an awful lot of moisture in there.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

31 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Yeah, yeah, I finally got here, took me awhile.  I figured it out.

I'll be back later with the 4 caste.  Until now, here's a picture of Mrs. phd on the bed in shorts.  You can play with yourself while looking at it.  This is all you gonna get.

Would

[1978horn 893]

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

Yeah, yeah, I finally got here, took me awhile.  I figured it out.

I'll be back later with the 4 caste.  Until now, here's a picture of Mrs. phd on the bed in shorts.  You can play with yourself while looking at it.  This is all you gonna get.

Thanks, but hurry up on the mostly wrong forecast so we can plan our week!

[phdhorn 6224]

I'll spend extra time making sure it just fucks you up and not everyone else!

[miguelito 11266]

As long as we're posting pics, here are 2 of San Antonio's meteorologists.  They actually understand weather, which makes them extra attractive.

 

[South Austin 52519]

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

 

Doesn't appear to have any arms. But would still bang.

[sdm 890]

phdhorn's dismount took him right out of the picture.

[Hate 20112]

That's prime angry dolphin position Frankie!

[staboner 4984]

word. my allergies are crazy. come on rains lets do this.

[gecko 1104]

I won't believe it's going to rain until phdhorn tells me it won't

[Neonmoon 38129]

I hope it rains Wednesday night. I don’t have work Thursday and drinking bourbon while watching the rain sounds nice 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 hours ago, miguelito said:

As long as we're posting pics, here are 2 of San Antonio's meteorologists.  They actually understand weather, which makes them extra attractive.

 

I thought they were teachers

[South Austin 52519]

18 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

 

Would bang. Twice.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

I bet they give a mean Rusty Trombone

[clapclapclap 9000]

7 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

 

Would

Did

Edited March 26, 2018 by clapclapclap

[skipperj 377]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I thought they were teachers

I’m going to assume they make out just because they can. Can each of them feel pleasure? Like if one fingers herself, does the other also orgasm? 

[phdhorn 6224]

12 hours ago, South Austin said:

Would bang. Twice.

I'm not sure how that would work, but it seems there are new, unexplored horizons on the oral front.

 

Because the forecast for Tues-Wed is a difficult one, and in honor of our switching to the new Big Chief E-Tablet,  I'm going to try and post a drunk forecast later today.  It's the only way, you know.

[HOOKEM4 5037]

Glad you made it over Frankie. I get all my forecast exclusively from your posts in this thread.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Wed-Thursday looks like decent rain chances for Houston. Hope it is enough to knock the pollen out of the trees, been brutal this year. 

[SquishMitten 10415]

So the new board will bring rain? Maybe we should keep that in mind every time we get all droughty around here.

[Hate 20112]

Watch your cornholes in West Texas today.  It looks like there is a pretty good chance of a giant cock extending into Oklahoma.  

 

 

 

[Amos Moses 795]

Someone tell the dick drawer to stay off the weather maps.

[miguelito 11266]

Didn't Bob Stoops move to Chicago?  It looks like that rain cock is being pulled - or sucked - right towards him.

[UnivTex34 1763]

subbed

[phdhorn 6224]

God fudkbing dammit I AM a bit drunkedned.  So ls't getg to thsi fucking bullshitwel.

Okay what weh got here oh wait first I got fudkgint drunk tonight becuase my ass and let hurts from schiatatica.  Youd eont' want that shit.  It feels like MIchael Jackson is poking you in the ass iwth his micropenis but it's  on fire wait he's dead fuck him, but you know what I mean.   So the wife you know she has a GREAT fucking ass for an over 40 lady, and she's been kinda of a bitch lately but for a good rasonk, takingchar of her mother.  I'll post something in the caring for your fucking aging parents trheatd.  Anyway she's in great shape and never gets old.  But sex you know sometimes it's tugough when your maried, because fucktishit gets in the wya.  But yeah she';s got it going on deapite some times when I want to chcuk it in her dumpa.  So anyway maybe more photo later but you atin gonna get X you might get  R.  ENough about her, weve been amrried for 24 years.  Can you FUCK ING blevliev that?  Id' fucik her still I Guess, why not.

SO onto the wehater.  Fuck the wather.  YOu really wanna kowot this shit?  Alright I'll tel you.  We got a low out by fucking Herm Edwardsville what the FUCK is he doing coachingk, hes trying to slam that black anaconda into some ASU twat and can you blame him. Those horres are awesome. I've seen them imn person. Anyway that low is goingto go right fudking over usk nott rack north like your mom when I slam her form the south end. ANwyay, we got th etypeical spring shit.  We got hot moist GUlf air, full of stank and  shit, probably some Caribbean hore;s cheese pussy, this mixing up with the SW flow from the Pacivfic.  ANd this shit gonan slam up ovah cednteral Texas tomorrow and Wednsesdsay.  But most of the worst of it gonna hit while yoer playing with yoru dick overnight Tuewday.  SO,k for Tuesday, slight chande of shit, like hail and wind, pocktts of heavy rain but FUDK OFF, it's not toing ato be much. Dalas you might get more of it, watch yer corhnole and b e prepepdd for some nasty shit tomorrwo afteroon but not wideapread.  AUSTIN they're sayginchance of dinural convection, which is a bullshit fancy weather way of saing it' gonna get hot domorrow and blow up into storms, but really most of it won't be a dieal.

WEDNESDAY early a.m. is when the shit hits.  A line of storms driven b y the dry loine will sweep in early a.m. liek 3 or so and THAT"s FUZCKING the best chance for hail and shit..  'Naders, nah, maybe 1-2 her or there but nah. Mostly rain hail wind.  Park that Ferrari you got fom blowing the deaelr uner sumpin'; Tuesday night.  Be prepped for power outage here.there.  BUt nothing speaically bad out of the ordinary.  Wedn mornign lingering shit. Out by we afterrnoon, then the next 3 days will be as nice as licking Kate Beckensdale's twat after she smeared it in strawberry honeysuckle.

SO, tldr, Tues areas of potent storms but mostly nah, Tues overnight frotn comes in and you fucking WILL get some rain, maybe hailk, but mos def rain, then out by Wed afternoon.  Tha'ts really it.  Typical spring shit, nothing here or there.   AND IF this forcast is mostly rwon,g, which it won't BE, becaue I know what's going onk, well fuck you than.

That's fucking it.  You proably won't get tons of rian, most of it NE of us, but you should  get entough to clean off the cum on yourdriveway from jacking off to Miley cyrus pixtures.  I'm goin to sober up after our great broccoli/beefdinner.  ANd the wife might letme stick it in her, but if not ceratinly the weekend.  Because married sex is like a trian timetable. But you stil get to dip your widk.  

Look man, nhow the FUCK this this get in Italians, whell anyway it's just spring man.  Typical shit.  HARD to pinpointwhere the rain is.  BUt after this it's gonna be drier than your girlfriend after you've been on the sur for the last 10 hours.  Back tomorow if concitions warrant.

Pace loveout.

[miguelito 11266]

god damn, frankie, settle down.

[twosheds 374]

The more things change, the more things stay the same.  You be you, phd(runk)horn

[Hate 20112]

Frankie Say Relax.

[Don Keibals 113]

43 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

God fudkbing dammit I AM a bit drunkedned.  So ls't getg to thsi fucking bullshitwel.

Okay what weh got here oh wait first I got fudkgint drunk tonight becuase my ass and let hurts from schiatatica.  Youd eont' want that shit.  It feels like MIchael Jackson is poking you in the ass iwth his micropenis but it's  on fire wait he's dead fuck him, but you know what I mean.   So the wife you know she has a GREAT fucking ass for an over 40 lady, and she's been kinda of a bitch lately but for a good rasonk, takingchar of her mother.  I'll post something in the caring for your fucking aging parents trheatd.  Anyway she's in great shape and never gets old.  But sex you know sometimes it's tugough when your maried, because fucktishit gets in the wya.  But yeah she';s got it going on deapite some times when I want to chcuk it in her dumpa.  So anyway maybe more photo later but you atin gonna get X you might get  R.  ENough about her, weve been amrried for 24 years.  Can you FUCK ING blevliev that?  Id' fucik her still I Guess, why not.

SO onto the wehater.  Fuck the wather.  YOu really wanna kowot this shit?  Alright I'll tel you.  We got a low out by fucking Herm Edwardsville what the FUCK is he doing coachingk, hes trying to slam that black anaconda into some ASU twat and can you blame him. Those horres are awesome. I've seen them imn person. Anyway that low is goingto go right fudking over usk nott rack north like your mom when I slam her form the south end. ANwyay, we got th etypeical spring shit.  We got hot moist GUlf air, full of stank and  shit, probably some Caribbean hore;s cheese pussy, this mixing up with the SW flow from the Pacivfic.  ANd this shit gonan slam up ovah cednteral Texas tomorrow and Wednsesdsay.  But most of the worst of it gonna hit while yoer playing with yoru dick overnight Tuewday.  SO,k for Tuesday, slight chande of shit, like hail and wind, pocktts of heavy rain but FUDK OFF, it's not toing ato be much. Dalas you might get more of it, watch yer corhnole and b e prepepdd for some nasty shit tomorrwo afteroon but not wideapread.  AUSTIN they're sayginchance of dinural convection, which is a bullshit fancy weather way of saing it' gonna get hot domorrow and blow up into storms, but really most of it won't be a dieal.

WEDNESDAY early a.m. is when the shit hits.  A line of storms driven b y the dry loine will sweep in early a.m. liek 3 or so and THAT"s FUZCKING the best chance for hail and shit..  'Naders, nah, maybe 1-2 her or there but nah. Mostly rain hail wind.  Park that Ferrari you got fom blowing the deaelr uner sumpin'; Tuesday night.  Be prepped for power outage here.there.  BUt nothing speaically bad out of the ordinary.  Wedn mornign lingering shit. Out by we afterrnoon, then the next 3 days will be as nice as licking Kate Beckensdale's twat after she smeared it in strawberry honeysuckle.

SO, tldr, Tues areas of potent storms but mostly nah, Tues overnight frotn comes in and you fucking WILL get some rain, maybe hailk, but mos def rain, then out by Wed afternoon.  Tha'ts really it.  Typical spring shit, nothing here or there.   AND IF this forcast is mostly rwon,g, which it won't BE, becaue I know what's going onk, well fuck you than.

That's fucking it.  You proably won't get tons of rian, most of it NE of us, but you should  get entough to clean off the cum on yourdriveway from jacking off to Miley cyrus pixtures.  I'm goin to sober up after our great broccoli/beefdinner.  ANd the wife might letme stick it in her, but if not ceratinly the weekend.  Because married sex is like a trian timetable. But you stil get to dip your widk.  

Look man, nhow the FUCK this this get in Italians, whell anyway it's just spring man.  Typical shit.  HARD to pinpointwhere the rain is.  BUt after this it's gonna be drier than your girlfriend after you've been on the sur for the last 10 hours.  Back tomorow if concitions warrant.

Pace loveout.

tl:dr  what he say?

[twosheds 374]

5 minutes ago, Don Keibals said:

tl:dr  what he say?

WIfe, dumper, rain, Italians

[Hollywood 342]

Phd is fucking surly 

[bolverk 29684]

Shirley, you can't be serious.

[NorthLoop 14215]

Not one drop. 

[Machinator 32099]

That's a unique way of saying "force field".

[MissingInAction 25106]

[Call 393]

No clue what the hell I just read. 

Maybe some rain, maybe not and a chance of sex. 

[Nicole44 22061]

Drunk weather reports are my favorite

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Feels like home again, thanks Frankie!

[Radical Larry 28641]

3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

God fudkbing dammit I AM a bit drunkedned.  So ls't getg to thsi fucking bullshitwel.

Okay what weh got here oh wait first I got fudkgint drunk tonight becuase my ass and let hurts from schiatatica.  Youd eont' want that shit.  It feels like MIchael Jackson is poking you in the ass iwth his micropenis but it's  on fire wait he's dead fuck him, but you know what I mean.   So the wife you know she has a GREAT fucking ass for an over 40 lady, and she's been kinda of a bitch lately but for a good rasonk, takingchar of her mother.  I'll post something in the caring for your fucking aging parents trheatd.  Anyway she's in great shape and never gets old.  But sex you know sometimes it's tugough when your maried, because fucktishit gets in the wya.  But yeah she';s got it going on deapite some times when I want to chcuk it in her dumpa.  So anyway maybe more photo later but you atin gonna get X you might get  R.  ENough about her, weve been amrried for 24 years.  Can you FUCK ING blevliev that?  Id' fucik her still I Guess, why not.

SO onto the wehater.  Fuck the wather.  YOu really wanna kowot this shit?  Alright I'll tel you.  We got a low out by fucking Herm Edwardsville what the FUCK is he doing coachingk, hes trying to slam that black anaconda into some ASU twat and can you blame him. Those horres are awesome. I've seen them imn person. Anyway that low is goingto go right fudking over usk nott rack north like your mom when I slam her form the south end. ANwyay, we got th etypeical spring shit.  We got hot moist GUlf air, full of stank and  shit, probably some Caribbean hore;s cheese pussy, this mixing up with the SW flow from the Pacivfic.  ANd this shit gonan slam up ovah cednteral Texas tomorrow and Wednsesdsay.  But most of the worst of it gonna hit while yoer playing with yoru dick overnight Tuewday.  SO,k for Tuesday, slight chande of shit, like hail and wind, pocktts of heavy rain but FUDK OFF, it's not toing ato be much. Dalas you might get more of it, watch yer corhnole and b e prepepdd for some nasty shit tomorrwo afteroon but not wideapread.  AUSTIN they're sayginchance of dinural convection, which is a bullshit fancy weather way of saing it' gonna get hot domorrow and blow up into storms, but really most of it won't be a dieal.

WEDNESDAY early a.m. is when the shit hits.  A line of storms driven b y the dry loine will sweep in early a.m. liek 3 or so and THAT"s FUZCKING the best chance for hail and shit..  'Naders, nah, maybe 1-2 her or there but nah. Mostly rain hail wind.  Park that Ferrari you got fom blowing the deaelr uner sumpin'; Tuesday night.  Be prepped for power outage here.there.  BUt nothing speaically bad out of the ordinary.  Wedn mornign lingering shit. Out by we afterrnoon, then the next 3 days will be as nice as licking Kate Beckensdale's twat after she smeared it in strawberry honeysuckle.

SO, tldr, Tues areas of potent storms but mostly nah, Tues overnight frotn comes in and you fucking WILL get some rain, maybe hailk, but mos def rain, then out by Wed afternoon.  Tha'ts really it.  Typical spring shit, nothing here or there.   AND IF this forcast is mostly rwon,g, which it won't BE, becaue I know what's going onk, well fuck you than.

That's fucking it.  You proably won't get tons of rian, most of it NE of us, but you should  get entough to clean off the cum on yourdriveway from jacking off to Miley cyrus pixtures.  I'm goin to sober up after our great broccoli/beefdinner.  ANd the wife might letme stick it in her, but if not ceratinly the weekend.  Because married sex is like a trian timetable. But you stil get to dip your widk.  

Look man, nhow the FUCK this this get in Italians, whell anyway it's just spring man.  Typical shit.  HARD to pinpointwhere the rain is.  BUt after this it's gonna be drier than your girlfriend after you've been on the sur for the last 10 hours.  Back tomorow if concitions warrant.

Pace loveout.

Your move, Jim Spencer.