2019 US Open @ Pebble Beach

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I get the show golf thing, but fuck.... The story of that flag from 82 was awesome. 

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44 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

They are despicable humans and should be knifed and tossed into the sea.

You're the dude with the boat.... Go take care of it. 

[Sandman 3403]

That tall grass grabbed Rory's club and said "Fuck off, bitch".

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

Eaton having a little issue on 17. In the bunker or rough around the bunker, over the green into another bunker on the downslope, bladed back over the green near his original lay, then up and down for a double. 

[TonyTexas 10518]

It’s like some of you have never watched a major. They always fill the early part of the day with features before the leaders get on the course. The Masters is an exception because it’s not televised 10 hours a day. You’ll see plenty of golf when the contenders tee off.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Brooks is in a spot of bother here.

Edited June 16, 2019 by Grade of D as in David
Lol nevermind

[Dewey 3286]

It’s like some of you have never watched a major. They always fill the early part of the day with features before the leaders get on the course. The Masters is an exception because it’s not televised 10 hours a day. You’ll see plenty of golf when the contenders tee off.

Just shut up, I'm tired of these interviews, these commercials, Jordan bitching at his caddie, wtf is that guy wearing! Wtf! Oh now our Canadian Open champ wants to lay down?!? The guy fucking sucks, send him back to Ireland.

[ClubWhatever 12152]

Whoever designed those paddles that the marshalls use after tee shots has obviously never been to the principal’s office

[tbone_ 14132]

Hell of a save by Brooks

[LTtxfan 49300]

Nice back nine for Jordan so far...

1 double bogey, 3 bogeys,  2 birdies and 1 par

Edited June 16, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Whoever designed those paddles that the marshalls use after tee shots has obviously never been to the principal’s office

They should them old school paddles and let them give out swats to those fuckers screaming after golf shots.

[hookem48 4701]

here he comes

[Wishbone 4762]

Koepka’s patience strategy may be about to payoff again.

[EMAWesome 101]

8 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

They should them old school paddles and let them give out swats to those fuckers screaming after golf shots.

You forgot the part where they drive nails into the paddles before they swat the numbnuts in the gallery.

[hookem48 4701]

Oosthuizen with one of the smoothest, easy golf swings ever, just beautiful to watch.

[llanoflash 151]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Is everyone elses audio of the ball striking not matching the video, or do I have technical issues?

Same. Direct tv. 

[housious 468]

I don’t get how Koepka can suck every week of the year outside of a few. When he turns into prime Tiger in the majors.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

8 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

You forgot the part where they drive nails into the paddles before they swat the numbnuts in the gallery.

[Incredulity 11678]

1 minute ago, llanoflash said:

Same. Direct tv. 

I’m Xfinity.

so I assume its parts of the broadcast.

[hookem48 4701]

no way Woodland doesn't crater

[tbone_ 14132]

no way Woodland doesn't crater

Looks nails so far. But if he wins with Keopka up his ass then it will be super impressive.

[LonghornSean 4008]

Damn Brooks

[Lurch 5931]

Holy shit Brooks

[Dewey 3286]

On pace to mushroom stamp the field

[housious 468]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

no way Woodland doesn't crater

I agree with you, but I’m cheering for him anyway. Fuck Koepka 

[llanoflash 151]

woodlands butt may start to pucker 

[LTtxfan 49300]

Nice back nine for Jordan .... 41 

1 double bogey, 5 bogeys,  2 birdies and 1 par

[housious 468]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Nice back nine for Jordan .... 41 

1 double bogey, 5 bogeys,  2 birdies and 1 par

Looks pretty familiar... for me. 

Get your shit together, Jordan.

[Mileslong 4728]

Come on Gary, don’t let this asshat win another one

[Jive Turkey 12623]

8 minutes ago, housious said:

I don’t get how Koepka can suck every week of the year outside of a few. When he turns into prime Tiger in at two of the majors.

Brooks excels in this set up.  tight fairways, thick rough, fast greens.  he plays the U.S. Open/PGA setup like a boss.  but he's got to do it at Augusta and the British Open and on tour courses to be the all around best golfer in the world.  I'm not saying he can't, but it seems like he only concentrates when courses are set up like this as opposed to regular tour stops where the rough isn't a factor and the greens are slower.

[EMAWesome 101]

I think it's actually the opposite. More of the field psyches themselves out of contention the tougher the course is set up.  During a regular tournament everyone thinks they can win.  During the majors you only have a handful who think they can win.  Those are the ones you have to beat.  Easier to beat 30 people than a hundred people.

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Game on motherfuckers

[Sbbruin 21864]

Cocksucker yelling “yachtzee” on Woodland’s tee shot make me ragey af.

[llanoflash 151]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Cocksucker yelling “yachtzee” on Woodland’s tee shot make me ragey af.

That guy is really proud of himself. How can anybody think this is cool?  Fucking Asshole 

[EMAWesome 101]

One thing Woodland has going for him is that he has won at Phoenix so a crowd full of drunk loudmouths shouldn't bother him that much.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Kinda like that Hovland kid.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Bwahaha! 

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I smell playoff. 

[Jive Turkey 12623]

so help me if Koepka holes out this bunker shot for par.

[Jive Turkey 12623]

if Adam Scott can get in and post -11 or -12, that'll make things very interesting.

[Jive Turkey 12623]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

if Adam Scott can get in and post -11 or -12, that'll make things very interesting.

scratch that.  jesus, OB?

[Trey3216 15349]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

if Adam Scott can get in and post -11 or -12, that'll make things very interesting.

About that...

[Trey3216 15349]

Helluva save by Woodland

[Redneck Mutha 8006]

Nails

[hookem48 4701]

why the hatred for Koepka? Did I miss something?

[tbone_ 14132]

why the hatred for Koepka? Did I miss something?

I have no beef with the guy. I hope he makes it 3x.

[hookem48 4701]

36 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I think it's actually the opposite. More of the field psyches themselves out of contention the tougher the course is set up.  During a regular tournament everyone thinks they can win.  During the majors you only have a handful who think they can win.  Those are the ones you have to beat.  Easier to beat 30 people than a hundred people.

straight from the Jack Nicklaus playbook, except I think he said there was about 10 players he worried about but always Trevino because no matter what he was going to drive the ball down the middle of the fairway.

[hookem48 4701]

is Hovland stoned?

[tbone_ 14132]

The okie state guy should start playing for money.

[Trey3216 15349]

Just now, tbone_ said:

The okie state guy should start playing for money.

He is, next week