Nut stuck in a chair

[Doze 1323]

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After a knee injury, Claus Jørstad of Alta, Norway invested in a MARIUS Stool from IKEA to sit on while he showered — but that plan backfired big time. While sitting on the chair during a recent rinse, one of Jørstad's testicles got stuck in a hole on the seat when the hot water caused them to expand.

"Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck," he told Daily Mail. He sat there so long, in fact, that the water turned cold. However, Jørstad thinks the freezing water was actually his saving grace. You see, the temperature drop caused his testicle to shrink again, which allowed him to safely free his little guy. Whew.

 

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[TrashMaster G 18030]

I would consider that a rather serious design flaw.

['stache 22117]

He was trying to fuck the chair. Lotta excuses.

[RPM 26560]

Does that count as a bench press?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

So he didn’t get to count the hole in one?

[RollLeft 5088]

#smallballsproblems

[Deej 77671]

 

[llanoflash 151]

Having  your nuts bit off by a Laplander....

[Armybrat 41319]

Looks like the chair in Dr. Dick Chopp’s office.

[RamjetFDO 10642]

Ikea, huh?

[Trey3216 15450]

2 hours ago, RollLeft said:

#smallballsproblems

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

If he freed himself after the water turned cold, why did this story get told and then written?

[Armybrat 41319]

General McAuliffe could’ve gifted one of those to his German opponent for Christmas in 1944.

[mulletpelini 5220]

sorry bout your little nuts dude.

[formermav43 4607]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I would consider that a rather serious design flaw.

In the chair or the testicles?

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