27 year old dating an 18 year old

[Walte464 450]

That chick is gonna fuckin explode after a kid.

[RDCanecutter 26,473]

8 hours ago, Scraps said:

18 lol....u seen ID?

Yeah, I'm thinking 15.

[Parliament 14,312]

21 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Here's a couple you bastards.

She's gonna get REAL fat for whatever fool marries her.

[Jkwellborn 6,745]

That chick is gonna fuckin explode after a kid.

Gonna be more than one too.

[I Plead Da Fif 293]

 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

She's gonna get REAL fat for whatever fool marries her.

My gf and I said the same thing. In the famous words from our Running Backs coach from HS, “Hit it and quit it”.

[PilotsError 2,321]

She's not a virgin. Just in case you believe that.

[Armybrat 40,914]

Are there any virgins over 18 these days?

[HeHateMe 888]

Why are her thighs eating her jean shorts?  

[Scraps 13,577]

That body is already 33 yr old frumpy

[El Diablo 4,232]

How's the anal? Is she rough? 

[luke duke 6,414]

Are there any virgins over 18 these days?

Just one

[GRHorn 105]

On 5/24/2019 at 3:21 PM, immortal13 said:

Well I'm 45 and my fiance is 28, what do I win?

A divorce in 5 years after she spits out a couple kids and hooks up with a younger guy, dumping your 50 year old ass.

[GRHorn 105]

And this post has to be trolling.  No way that chick is 18 or a virgin. The slut pose is too natural.

[immortal13 4,059]

29 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

A divorce in 5 years after she spits out a couple kids and hooks up with a younger guy, dumping your 50 year old ass.

Dick

[Your Mom 4,852]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

A divorce in 5 years after she spits out a couple kids and hooks up with a younger guy, dumping your 50 year old ass.

Meh.  Still beats being with an old chick.  

[El Diablo 4,232]

18 y/o pussy is good for nuttin pussy.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,523]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

A divorce in 5 years after she spits out a couple kids and hooks up with a younger guy, dumping your 50 year old ass.

Then he can find another 28 year old.

[crash_davis 23,115]

lulz. this thread went exactly as expected.

OP is an idiot.  marry her.  lock her ass up before she finds another path to citizenship, i mean another guy.

[Lidig8r 1,874]

If you have to ask ...

 

Edited July 9, 2019 by Lidig8r
cuz Imma idjit

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Im not like that no more!- felipe esparza

[BradInATX 9,208]

Y'all mother fuckers are cold.

Absolutely correct for the most part (besides the "not hot" comments.. she's hot). But still cold.

[RPM 26,355]

On 7/6/2019 at 8:01 PM, Parliament said:

She's gonna get REAL fat for whatever fool marries her.

Them thighs are in Stage 1.

[Deej 76,927]

On 7/5/2019 at 10:53 PM, Dutchrudder said:

She don't look like a vrigin

Doesn't count if her uncle fucked her.

[El Diablo 4,232]

I remember when I was in 2nd grade we had a high school chick who was helping out the regular teacher. All the boys were in love with this high school chick so it was kinda like an 18 year old dating twenty 7 year olds. 

[BigDHornfan 6,551]

she's handled a dick or two or twenty.   

[SHOOTER12 8,829]

If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone
don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown.
Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.

Oh let's drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy.
Said, keep your hands on the wheel there.
Oh, it sure is fine, ain't it?
Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there.
Oh, this is gonna be so good.

Edited July 16, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[Mac8111 2,116]

Still no fucking?

[Jkwellborn 6,745]

Gotta remember who the op is. HE’S not fucking.

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

On 5/24/2019 at 11:54 AM, elfenix said:

violates half + 7.  good work, cradle robber.

Am I retarded at math?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,922]

Apparently so

27/2=13.5+7=20.5

18<20.5

 

Edited July 16, 2019 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Sbbruin 21,892]

24 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Apparently so

27/2=13.5+7=20.5

18<20.5

 

[SHOOTER12 8,829]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Good Lord, is that op?

Better take what he can...age rules be damned.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

I figured jerseyman was just a lame character sock like chad Briscoe.

[Jersey Man10 3,544]

Shit I'd rather be vic because at least he's getting some.

[Zepol87 9,191]

We've been over this. Smash and stop talking to her. 18 not giving up pussy?? She is taking plenty of dick that isn't yours probably from guys like Vic and I. You don't want to go next on that train

 

[Jkwellborn 6,745]

We've been over this. Smash and stop talking to her. 18 not giving up pussy?? She is taking plenty of dick that isn't yours probably from guys like Vic and I. You don't want to go next on that train
 

He’s not in a position to be picky. Op you could get pussy like Vic. That’s not some high end model trim
he’s pulling. He’s chasing low hanging fruit in order to get his dick wet. He might get rot from some of it though.

[C-Man 27,263]

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Shit I'd rather be vic because at least he's getting some.

Avatar checks out

[Zepol87 9,191]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

He’s not in a position to be picky. Op you could get pussy like Vic. That’s not some high end model trim
he’s pulling. He’s chasing low hanging fruit in order to get his dick wet. He might get rot from some of it though.

Under 25 they are all low hanging fruit. Talk to them for a bit and its over

[SHOOTER12 8,829]

On 7/16/2019 at 9:37 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

Shit I'd rather be vic because at least he's getting some.

Hell he's getting it all....