MLS 2018 Thread

[Buzzrock 14941]

I’m guessing I’m the only shagster at the MLS All Star Match?

Fuck Big Ron. Fuck Zlatan.

[skipperj 377]

I’ll be looking for you on the TV.

[GSU&UT 1798]

36 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I’m guessing I’m the only shagster at the MLS All Star Match?

Fuck Big Ron. Fuck Zlatan.

I'll be enchubbed if y'all get the A-T-L chant going. Fucking raining so damn much, but a friend there says he think it will be close to being completely full.

[Buzzrock 14941]

I’ll be looking for you on the TV.

I look like I came straight from work.

So far the ATL supporters have gotten at least one chant going. Hoping for more.

[Buzzrock 14941]

[Buzzrock 14941]

Got dammit

[Buzzrock 14941]

Holy shit JM

[GSU&UT 1798]

Hell ya mfer!

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

Are there any Americans on the all-star roster besides Adams, Guzan, Zussi, Hedges, and Parkhurst?  I admittedly don't watch MLS much.

[Buzzrock 14941]

I'll be enchubbed if y'all get the A-T-L chant going. Fucking raining so damn much, but a friend there says he think it will be close to being completely full.

Are you enchubbened?

[skipperj 377]

I hope not. That’s weird.

[Buzzrock 14941]

To PKs!

[Buzzrock 14941]

[skipperj 377]

Most people to see an MLS team lose ever!

[Buzzrock 14941]

Most people to see an MLS team lose ever!

Woooooo

Whatever our guy did his part

[Napoleon 8700]

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

From the looks of the photo above, that should read:

NEW MLS ALL-STAR TICKETS SOLD RECORD 72,317

Actual attendance looks to be about 35,000 to 40,000. That's very good, but it falls a little short of 72,317.

PS- I recorded it and plan to watch it from the exercise bike tomorrow.

[Buzzrock 14941]

ICYMI

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl9PR0WHepa/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=13d6dyyac5r2c

[Zepol87 9191]

That shit from Rooney was insane today. Orlando fucked up.

 

Newcomer for Fc Dallas Badji scored today.

 

[ATLLonghorn 857]

So yeah I get that MLS is miles and miles behind the best leagues in the world in terms of quality, but if you have a sense of humor about yourself it's a truly wonderful, bat shit crazy league.

 

 

[Jive Turkey 12642]

FC Dallas got proper fucked at the end of the game against Seattle. The most bullshit red card I’ve ever seen.  Getting chippy after the match. 

Edited August 13, 2018 by Jive Turkey

[tantric superman 4667]

Well, no disrespect, but fuck you you tranny Ruidiaz and your bitch of a team.

[tantric superman 4667]

I like Dallas new no. 10 and hope he can spring some folks but boy we are iffy on the outside defenders. 

Can we trade Colman for some new uniforms that don't look like we are wearing bibs?

[Zepol87 9191]

Yes we got proper fucked!!! Red card was bullshit then Seattle sit on their ass for 4 minutes and he gave no "extra time" Fuck Seattle I hope we see those putos in the playoffs

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

Agree with the last several posts.  Wondering how the DC Utd game got like 50 VAR's, but FC Dallas couldn't get one that would have been an easy call.  And F the ref for losing all 4 mins of added time.

[GabrielsHorn 2186]

16 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yes we got proper fucked!!! Red card was bullshit then Seattle sit on their ass for 4 minutes and he gave no "extra time" Fuck Seattle I hope we see those putos in the playoffs

While I hate Seattle, our record against them should indicate that we don't want to be anywhere near them come the playoffs. 

[Zepol87 9191]

Yea you are right. I was just pissed off last night. Would love to see them not make the playoffs 

[kingkoopa6 8377]

 

[Zepol87 9191]

Texas Derby time. Always and forever Fuck Houston and Battalion putas

[Zepol87 9191]

Bitch ass Dynamo throwing dirty shots

Elbow to the head and no card. MLS refs gonna MLS

[Zepol87 9191]

What the fuck is the point of VAR?? Dallas just got fucked hard

[Jive Turkey 12642]

25 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Bitch ass Dynamo throwing dirty shots

Elbow to the head and no card. MLS refs gonna MLS

That was nasty.  Flagrant elbow.  No card.

Hollingshead has been brutal for Dallas.  Terrible touches.

[Zepol87 9191]

Toma putos!!!! Barrios does it again. Fuck Houston

[Zepol87 9191]

Fuck... That was a solid goalgod damnit but it should still be 2-1

 

[ATLLonghorn 857]

15 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

What the fuck is the point of VAR?? Dallas just got fucked hard

MLS is consistently shitty in its application of VAR.

[Buzzrock 14941]

Can't wait for Martinez to break the scoring record at that dump of a stadium in Orlando tonight.

[Buzzrock 14941]

Martinez! Mother fucking GOAT!!!

[GSU&UT 1798]

BOOM!!

[Napoleon 8700]

Does anyone think that Martinez will be in the MLS next year?

[Buzzrock 14941]

Does anyone think that Martinez will be in the MLS next year?

Yes. Shut up.

[GSU&UT 1798]

9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Does anyone think that Martinez will be in the MLS next year?

Miggy won't be, that's basically a given.

[Napoleon 8700]

6 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

Miggy won't be, that's basically a given.

Who is "Miggy"?

[Buzzrock 14941]

Miguel Almiron, another of our DPs

[Napoleon 8700]

Didn’t know the nickname, but am familiar with the Paraguayan. 

[Zepol87 9191]

Insane how much we struggle against the worst fucking team!! Jesus Christ

[Zepol87 9191]

Wow that was fucking beautiful!!! Badji with another goal

[Firemans4Horn 18122]

FC Dallas love to shit down their leg in the second half of the season. 

Edited August 30, 2018 by Firemans4Horn

[Zepol87 9191]

Like clockwork in the second half. No defense at all. Fuck

[Zepol87 9191]

Bring on Pablo and take this shit over for final 20

[Firemans4Horn 18122]

FC dallas aren’t ever going to win shit with this cheapskate ownership group. 

[GabrielsHorn 2186]

Shitty day for the Longhorns, but I'm glad FC Dallas was able to seal the deal and win the cannon. The spurt after half time was pretty great. Barrios is looking damn good as well.