How to make an Old Fashioned

[Beau Vine 54319]

 

[Beau Vine 54319]

Holy shit, this one's even better:

 

[hobbs 243]

Good grief. I have no words.

[Incredulity 11679]

wood.

[Bateshorn 9928]

[Buzzrock 14935]

Yeah these have cropped up before, maybe on TOS. Very entertaining.

[DaysOff 7961]

No fucking cherry.

[Jimbaround 975]

Old news, but still highly entertaining.

 

I always enjoy the nine gallons of bourbon she puts in the drink.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Jimbaround

[BabaYaga 15302]

Um, quite the grip, uh, she has there....

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Jim Beam ?  For a quality old fashioned ?  No bueno......

[Jimbaround 975]

I've not really looked into it, but it's got to be a joke right?

Edited May 30, 2019 by Jimbaround

[bamachine 1231]

Wassat, I can walks a shtrait line and count my abshes backerds, no problem offisher.

[Buzzrock 14935]

The Youtube comments are great. "And there it is. A mint salad."

[PantsTent 2002]

The "2 ounces" gets me every time

[Jimbaround 975]

Ohh, there's more gold.  Thanks for the tips lady:

 

[Brisketexan 105180]

She invites you up to her place.

She makes that "cocktail."

You are damned straight drinking it, telling her how good it is.  Because you are a man, and you are shameless.  And, because hey, lots of bourbon.

[ztejas 43524]

You know, I don't mind a cherry. But you don't fucking muddle it in the bottom of the glass. Someone also needs to help her learn how much 3 oz is. 

I'll pass, just hand me the fifth of Jim beam and a coke. 

 

[Jimbaround 975]

Um, no Ja Nee.

 

[ztejas 43524]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

You are damned straight drinking it, telling her how good it is.

You underestimate how much of an asshole I am. 

[billfromlaketravis 11520]

This has to be a parody account. The only place that makes drinks like that is the Cloak Room circa 2007.

[Beau Vine 54319]

A dry martini is nothing but straight gin????  Lulz.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[Brisketexan 105180]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

You underestimate how much of an asshole I am. 

It's amazing how much assholery can be trumped by "I got a shot at this babe."

[Braff Zacklin 13635]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

No fucking cherry.

Save the cherry for in flight, amirite?

[ztejas 43524]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

It's amazing how much assholery can be trumped by "I got a shot at this babe."

Yeah you're probably right. Unless I had already smashed. Then my remark would probably be "what in the motherfuck is this?"

[irishtexan 11522]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

She invites you up to her place.

She makes that "cocktail."

You are damned straight drinking it, telling her how good it is.  Because you are a man, and you are shameless.  And, because hey, lots of bourbon.

Exactly. I'm not really seeing the problem here. 

[Beau Vine 54319]

24 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Exactly. I'm not really seeing the problem here. 

How about her dry martini?

[Pescado_Rojo 19427]

This must be where every Westin in America learned to make their old fashioned

[Whatever 700]

I stopped the video after seeing Beam. Did she also use orange liqueur instead of a rhind? So many bars commit that crime.

But yeah, she's hot and if she made those for me in exchange for a roll in the hay I'd oblige.

[SurlyORama 164]

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Liquid-y" ftw.

 

[Guest Lobo]

She's like a pour man's Giada de Laurentiis