Rambo- Last Blood

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Ehh. I don’t know. Prolly wait I guess. 

Lol. But it wasn’t bad. Sad part during middle tho. 

[Nivek 16982]

Damsel is distress is tiring. I would prefer him to go nuts after they fuck up his order at the drive through. Or maybe his tires are out of stock and he gets sold a piece of shit tire that explodes and then after getting jerked around by lawyers he mass murders everyone in Detroit and Canada. Only to retire to the North Pole to sex some polar bears and make little half-bear rambos. He finally is at peace then sea levels rise and his polar bear kin die, so he returns to North America to wreck shop on OKC, Midland, and Houston. Then he boards a Saturn V rocket and goes to the moon.

[Michael Knight 12994]

On 6/14/2019 at 6:31 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

You misspelled cobra and that gif isn’t from it. 

You misspelled Stop or my Mom will Shoot

 

Edited September 29, 2019 by Michael Knight

[aggie08 21529]

11 hours ago, Nivek said:

Damsel is distress is tiring. I would prefer him to go nuts after they fuck up his order at the drive through. Or maybe his tires are out of stock and he gets sold a piece of shit tire that explodes and then after getting jerked around by lawyers he mass murders everyone in Detroit and Canada. Only to retire to the North Pole to sex some polar bears and make little half-bear rambos. He finally is at peace then sea levels rise and his polar bear kin die, so he returns to North America to wreck shop on OKC, Midland, and Houston. Then he boards a Saturn V rocket and goes to the moon.

Well, now I'm curious. What do you have against Canada to lump it in with those other shitholes?

[Agent 13 314]

17 hours ago, Nivek said:

Damsel is distress is tiring. I would prefer him to go nuts after they fuck up his order at the drive through. Or maybe his tires are out of stock and he gets sold a piece of shit tire that explodes and then after getting jerked around by lawyers he mass murders everyone in Detroit and Canada. Only to retire to the North Pole to sex some polar bears and make little half-bear rambos. He finally is at peace then sea levels rise and his polar bear kin die, so he returns to North America to wreck shop on OKC, Midland, and Houston. Then he boards a Saturn V rocket and goes to the moon.

Dear sir, I am a Hollywood producer and am interested in your script. 

[Nivek 16982]

On 9/29/2019 at 8:17 AM, aggie08 said:

Well, now I'm curious. What do you have against Canada to lump it in with those other shitholes?

You haven't been to Western Canada and got jerked around by a Pakistani custom's officer with a submachine gun standing on a pharmacist platform with an chip on their shoulder have you?   Tim Horton's is meh.   After a few weeks of calling Fort Laird civilization, Houston seemed awesome.  

 

 

[Rabidhorn 121]

Na, the first 7 was enough.

[Pato del Muerto 52586]

On 9/29/2019 at 7:17 AM, aggie08 said:

Well, now I'm curious. What do you have against Canada to lump it in with those other shitholes?

[Sweetnsourpoke 171]

Went to see Ad Astra today and then walked across the hall to catch this one. Thought if it sucked, we'd just split.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually enjoyed it. Sure, lots to dislike.....silly story line, the fact that EVERY Mexican male in the movie is a bad person, etc. etc. but I actually remained entertained. Funny how he goes from living with Thai's in the Golden Triangle to Mexicans in Southern Arizona. He seems to dislike white folks.

By the way, the end credit shots of past Rambo movies.....was Stallone ripped back in the day or what? Dude was built in his prime.

 

[futureman 22542]

this movie was epic.  ‘home alone’ for sure, complete with a montage of him setting up his booby traps, plus wonderful gratuitous violence and gore.  probably a bloodier, shorter, poor-man’s ‘man on fire.’  excellent late night cheap entertainment. 

[AUS-97HORN 11822]

I had no idea this move even existed.  it showed up in my recommendeds and I just assumed it was a knockoff movie.

 

nope.

 

I watched a 70 year old man break a mother fuckers collar bone in half, so that he could pull that bone out of the mans body just to stab him with it somewhere else.  and I was rewarded with an Aztec sacrifical ending

 

holy fuck, this was more brutal than a snuff film. 

[Deej 76903]

Are you complaining? Enjoy any ridiculous Stallone film before he's dead.

[futureman 22542]

it was awesome. 

[Deej 76903]

Nothing better than letting a bunch of teenagers party in your booby trapped bunker.