Stupid vanity license plates

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,508]

Post your pics here. Snapped this on 620 Friday morning. I wonder how disappointing he was to discover THE MAN wasn't available?

[Prepuce of Doom 21,285]

Maybe he just has an effeminate laugh? 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,508]

Shocked by the lack of SEC/aggy stickers on the truck. Which was driven exactly as you'd imagine.

[RoundRobin 828]

 

[Bullneck 19,511]

I looked for one of those "Thee University" stickers that Baylor used to sell but came up empty.

[WhatTheBuck 28,928]

He just likes the King James version. 

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Joe Thee Man?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

Chaucer scholar?

[ROFL BOX 6,655]

Waiting for MilkManDan to show up with his collection.

[kopp0e 1,135]

On 6/1/2019 at 8:32 PM, Bullneck said:

I looked for one of those "Thee University" stickers that Baylor used to sell but came up empty.

Maybe Ohio State has a trademark on the word "thee", as when announcing a (former) athlete on NFL rosters during a televised game..?

[Bullneck 19,511]

18 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Maybe Ohio State has a trademark on the word "thee", as when announcing a (former) athlete on NFL rosters during a televised game..?

That's the male version of crazy eyes.

[Dennis Taylor 19,343]

Which vanity plates are stupid?

[Charles DeMar 221]

I went to the "DardeN Grad School of Business" at UVA.  First day of school, a Japanese exchange kid showed up in his Audi with the vanity plate of "DardeM."

 

Crose.

 

 

[Rimbo 27,002]

30 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Which vanity plates are stupid?

 

fight me 

[Dennis Taylor 19,343]

13 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

fight me 

does that thing sound like a weedeater?

[Rimbo 27,002]

eh, ya know, it's a family hauler, room for the whole family and kids with enough trunk space for a good trip to Costco... and gets me home safe and sound even in the elements

a practical wagon, that's all

[Rimbo 27,002]

as for the sound, the boxer engine sounds like the combination of a1960s VW Beetle and a beer shart, plus the turbo whine of a Dustbuster with a dying battery

 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

eh, ya know, it's a family hauler, room for the whole family and kids with enough trunk space for a good trip to Costco... and gets me home safe and sound even in the elements

a practical wagon, that's all 

You're a lesbian?

[General Specific 3,507]

You're a lesbian?

Aren’t we all? I mean those of us trapped inside of a mans body of course.

[Rimbo 27,002]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

You're a lesbian?

totally gay for girls

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Did Rocko have vanity plates?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

33 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Did Rocko have vanity plates?

Naw, instead he left the dealer's window sticker on the windshield.

"As is - no warranty."

[mulletpelini 5,225]

2 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Did Rocko have vanity plates?

72Mos2Go

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,508]

Did Rocko have vanity plates?

IBench225

[Prepuce of Doom 21,285]

PAY4PUSS

[elfenix 34,744]

JKETTAG

[General Specific 3,507]

CJK5H

What, to soon?

[52-80 19,377]

I'd sport a WuTang plate.  Just sayin

[markstanco 12,785]

My truck is all black, so I got the generic all black license plate, with random numerals/letters like this:

Am I an offender? 

[SKJ 1,317]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

My truck is all black, so I got the generic all black license plate, with random numerals/letters like this:

Am I an offender? 

Do you have to tell someone when you move, and give them your new address?

[fattyflattie 4,640]

My fishing team is probably going on the boat trailer plates at some point.  I will not do it on my everyday ride tho.   

Rimbo.  Fucking well done. 

[markstanco 12,785]

Do you have to tell someone when you move, and give them your new address?

Not understanding the question but yes, in Texas you always have to tell the dmv when you move no matter what your license plate looks like.

 

On edit I believe it is 30 days. And I would think the other 49 states are similar.

[SKJ 1,317]

Offender... Short for "sex offender"

Something we used to say when I was younger. Probably too much of an inside joke.

[SKJ 1,317]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

3 hours ago, SKJ said:

Do you have to tell someone when you move, and give them your new address?

Not understanding the question but yes, in Texas you always have to tell the dmv when you move no matter what your license plate looks like.

Offender, short for sex offender... Something we used to say when I was younger...

Maybe too much of an inside joke

[markstanco 12,785]

Offender, short for sex offender... Something we used to say when I was younger...
Maybe too much of an inside joke

Okay, I was whooshed

[Beau Vine 55,859]

[markstanco 12,785]

That's awesome

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

On 6/3/2019 at 5:37 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Which vanity plates are stupid?

My plates are HOOK EM and HORNS.

I’ve been asked if I like to fish and if I’m a musician. I told the second dumbass that, yes, I am a musician, but WOODWINDS had too many characters. A fishing guide friend and a taxidermist friend have first dibs.

I don’t live in Texas, obviously.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

so you're a pimp then.

[Dennis Taylor 19,343]

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

so you're a pimp then.

It's not easy, but it's necessary 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,725]

Two types of people in this world: idiots and those without vanity plates.

[SquishMitten 10,496]

I’d sport either of Wally Pryor’s plates or any UT shit I could do without using numbers in place of letters. But that’s it. Everything else is regarded

[PokerFace 65]

Saw a Honda Odyssey with the license plate "Iliad." Thought it was actually pretty good. 

[Jerry Callo 8,958]

11 minutes ago, PokerFace said:

Saw a Honda Odyssey with the license plate "Iliad." Thought it was actually pretty good. 

"Homer's" would have been better.

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

10 minutes ago, PokerFace said:

Saw a Honda Odyssey with the license plate "Iliad." Thought it was actually pretty good. 

[You don't know me 1,163]

Many years ago, while driving in Cedar Park, I saw a Corvette with PPXTNDR plates.  I may be off on the exact lettering, but that was the gist.

[General Specific 3,507]

So, that would be a no go on the SRLYHRN plates? Asking for a friend.

[Rimbo 27,002]

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Two types of people in this world: idiots and those without vanity plates.

My reply above also goes to you.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,277]

15 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I’d sport either of Wally Pryor’s plates or any UT shit I could do without using numbers in place of letters. But that’s it. Everything else is regarded

I got my UT themed vanity plate in 1979 when I was a senior at UT and have had it ever since.  Back then you got new ones every year so I have quite a stack of them. 

[workswithseed 2,204]

I saw one here that said Blckpwr