Stupid vanity license plates

[markstanco 12682]

So, that would be a no go on the SRLYHRN plates? Asking for a friend.

I'd PM blacklab and imma to be sure there is no bad blood with any business partners first.

[General Specific 3386]

I'd PM blacklab and imma to be sure there is no bad blood with any business partners first.

I meant it as more young in cheek. It is all blacklabs. All hail blacklab.

[Dennis Taylor 19100]

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I got my UT themed vanity plate in 1979 when I was a senior at UT and have had it ever since.  Back then you got new ones every year so I have quite a stack of them. 

Stripper themed would be better 

 

Edited June 7, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Armybrat 41040]

Saw this pretentious asshole in the Arboretum Wednesday....

[Armybrat 41040]

Some of my oldies hanging on the garage wall.....

[markstanco 12682]

9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Back then you got new ones every year

Thats interesting.  Do you recall what they cost back in the day?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22058]

It seems to me it was either $10 or $15 over the regular fee, but shit I’m lucky if I remember where I parked most days. There wasn’t any online back then. You filled out a form and put three choices in order of preference and mailed it in with a check and eventually you would find out what you got. I think you could go to the tax office and wait in line and they would look up 3 choices and tell you if they were available. I sent in a form at the beginning of the 1978/1979 school year on a whim and ended up with them. Once you had the plates you could keep them as long as you renewed them on time. Shortly before the Cotton Bowl that year I was offered $1,000 from some big wig alum to give them up to him.

 

[futureman 22566]

On 6/7/2019 at 8:19 AM, Armybrat said:

Saw this pretentious asshole in the Arboretum Wednesday....

at least they parked in between the lines. 

[Pato del Muerto 52975]

No pic as I was driving, but Arkansas plate

HESRZN or HEISRZN

[GhostOfTomJoad 9453]

A couple old guys at my pub are celebrating their dry British and Norwegian heritage (both are naturalized) by spending money on plates that read A CAR, A TRUCK, A CHEVY, etc.

[CooterBrown 18117]

There’s a Volvo in town with OHIMARK.

 

I’ve also seen K-SO.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52975]

7 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

There’s a Volvo in town with OHIMARK.

 

I’ve also seen K-SO.

 

RIP K-SO

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On a Mustang:

 

Not on a Mustang:

 

Polite? Or no?

 

Caribou Taco Bell, evidently:

 

[Sandman 3420]

Saw a truck thursday while driving home near OKC. Tribal plates, otherwise he'd have no shot. "N8tive", also had a sticker on the back window of his regular cab Sierra. "War Pony" with a dreamcatcher in it. Topped it off with an ou sticker. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Eh.  STFU-PLS is a good one.

[kopp0e 1135]

On 6/5/2019 at 10:47 PM, Beau Vine said:

Champs of running out of time on the scoreboard while still being behind..? 😋

[elfenix 34396]

Not enough awesome plates to have a separate thread

[Armybrat 41040]

On 6/5/2019 at 10:47 PM, Beau Vine said:

They misspelled Chumps..

[PRONG HORN 3167]

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Looks like Joe Dirt traded in the Daytona for a jeep

[RamjetFDO 10604]

 

... or if you drive off-road and flip your vehicle a lot:

[Sbbruin 21938]

On 6/8/2019 at 7:20 PM, kopp0e said:

Champs of running out of time on the scoreboard while still being behind..? 😋

Or trying to run out the time while ahead...

[markstanco 12682]

 
... or if you drive off-road and flip your vehicle a lot:

Took me a sec

[SHOOTER12 8859]

On 6/8/2019 at 9:20 PM, kopp0e said:

Champs of running out of time on the scoreboard while still being behind..? 😋

Champs of lying, cheating, and stealing.

[SHOOTER12 8859]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

15 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

 
... or if you drive off-road and flip your vehicle a lot:

Read more  

Took me a sec

Taking me more than a sec, still haven't figured it out.

[markstanco 12682]

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Taking me more than a sec, still haven't figured it out.

BOOBIES

[SHOOTER12 8859]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

BOOBIES

Yout now know, how I know, how freaking old I've gotten...

Damn......

[markstanco 12682]

Naw, Ive known that for years. 

[Marfa Low Crown 2555]

Bro.. do you even middle school? 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

[tfoolry 8257]

[SHOOTER12 8859]

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

Naw, Ive known that for years. 

Mark the psychic Stanco ladies and gentlemen.....

[SHOOTER12 8859]

7 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Bro.. do you even middle school? 

Yeah...back when abbacus were popular.

[markstanco 12682]

33 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Shooter: Tits is actually short for titties in case you didnt know. 

[mulletpelini 5216]

or tites

[Marfa Low Crown 2555]

Probably not where this thread was supposed to go but dammit I'm going there 

[SHOOTER12 8859]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Shooter: Tits is actually short for titties in case you didnt know. 

This Stanco dude... pretty damned alright in my book....

[Jerry Callo 8848]

Nothing says vanity like a 1979 Granada.

[Lhorn 5045]

Lol.  Does that say “Carter - Your President”? 

 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Lhorn

[Lhorn 5045]

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[EE2B 1565]

I saw IOALOT on a Corvette Monday afternoon. Appeared to be a 2018/2019 model.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9453]

33 minutes ago, EE2B said:

I saw IOALOT on a Corvette Monday afternoon. Appeared to be a 2018/2019 model.

So NOT rocko, huh? 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9453]

Where is his dojo?

[DallasHorn26 586]

I saw a lime green Cayenne yesterday with snot rkt on the plates.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

34 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Where is his dojo?

Gotta be Cobra Kai

[BearSchlong 8143]

When I lived in Leon Springs there was a guy with a Bently with TRT LWYR plates.

[msucolt45 4177]

Best aggy plate should read “Whoops”! As in almost or shoulda-woulda and ran out of time!

Every time I see an aggy in the wild, I great them with Whoops.

[66BUFF 2583]

On 6/22/2019 at 11:47 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Where is his dojo?

The Dane Cook of Martial arts

[GhostOfTomJoad 9453]

Altuve?

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Altuve?