Well I had A Pifane

[CHAD BRISCOE 372]

Well just like the Title say's I had a Pifane the other day I was chilling behind Stripe's hitting my toot toot and a little u knjow what and all of a sudden this dude come from No Where . And i'm all fuck this , I'm high as ball's and this dude come up to me and he said it's cool dude can I do a toot toot wit you . I said sure and before u know it Me and Amish was buds he work at Stripe's but was on his break and was gonna get retarded on some wierd urbs or shit he got from his sister . Well Amish is Indian and we got to talking about how they live on Reservation's and how I was like it's cool that U get to live for free the goverment don't give me shit and I'm a veteran . Well turn out Amish said There is something you can do to get rid of the Goverment have U ever heard of Possee Comitatus that is the law that let's the Government have Police well did you know that it is ILLEGAL . THAT'S RIGHT at birth the goverment stole your real SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and gave it to a COMPUTER from the IBM CORPORATION . In which time U were enter into a lottery to go to either a real family or a Correction Facility . Well I can tell U this all U have to do is cut up your driver license send it to the Goverment .Is that true 

[CHAD BRISCOE 372]

Also all U hater's can fuck off I am now my own Country

[Chad Fuck 17811]

100% in.

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

I mean Dirt Bike and Chad B. have to have been separated at birth right ?

[SHOOTER12 8833]

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I mean Dirt Bike and Chad B. have to have been separated at birth right ?

No I'm pretty sure they've been joined at the anis since birth, both anises that is.

Edited June 3, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[Armybrat 40920]

Where are the titties?

[Radical Larry 28664]

Tites

[tfoolry 8239]

[The University 851]

that's badass. how do i become a citizen of your country?

[TwiceHorn 31554]

Don't forget to put all your shit in a common law trust.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

18 minutes ago, The University said:

that's badass. how do i become a citizen of your country?

Apparently the initiation is just getting and doing some toot toot.

[Sbbruin 21898]

Me reading a CB post

[SHOOTER12 8833]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Where are the titties?

 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Tites

But how many toots?

[SHOOTER12 8833]

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Me reading a CB post

Hell, that's errbody....

[lockport 55]

This is some deep shit

[Buffsoldier 1895]

[Kennythetiger 9479]

Chad’s a veteran?  I’ll be go to hell. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Have you designed a flag for your country yet? 

[Baboontyme 2825]

I once had breakfast at Pifanes. As I recall I think we both kind of liked it. 

['stache 21892]

Sovern af

[lateshow 1308]

Is Rudy the Vice President?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

It's bad luck just hearing about something like this.

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

You and Donkey! I cannot be destroyed.

[Agent 13 314]

Ohhhhh, a Pifane! Well, damn, son. And IBM is in on the shenanigans? I'm heartbroken. I'll need a lot of nard oil to get over this. 

[El Diablo 4232]

Build a wall.

[CHAD BRISCOE 372]

Have y'all ever had a sesure

[mulletpelini 5216]

I bet there's no red lite camras in that cuntry

[Bash Riprock 1695]

allsome

[Wally Fairway 5589]

A C. Briscoe thread, with a C. Fuck response

It's like abirfday preznt

[UTCzech III 2907]

Well, you're never gonna get that spaghetti carbonara recipe now.

[El Diablo 4232]

Man, I hate to break it to ya but Chad has already been taken. Maybe you can fight them for the name. 

https://eros.usgs.gov/westafrica/country/republic-chad

[Thetexashammer 1062]

On 6/3/2019 at 4:45 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Also all U hater's can fuck off I am now my own Country

Petoria?

Edited June 5, 2019 by Thetexashammer

[BigDHornfan 6553]

On 6/3/2019 at 9:49 PM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Have you designed a flag for your country yet? 

[lateshow 1308]

I'm suspicious of the Deep State.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

I think we know which one Rudy is on the flag 

[Victorious1 166]

move thread to the jive forum?

[General Specific 3271]

Where and what is the name of your capital city?

What for if government do you employ?

What is your mascot, flower,symbol?

Do you have a national anthem or pledge of allegiance?

What is your tax rate?

How does one become a citizen? Do you allow dual citizenship?

[Beau Vine 54466]

Ahh, pifane.  Just got it.

[Chad Fuck 17811]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Ahh, pifane.  Just got it.

You had one too then, eh?

[NastyDreams 11]

Is there any confessing in your religion?

[El Diablo 4232]

The US has baseball. India has cricket. Europe has futbol. The Irish have drunkenness. What's the national pastime in the country of Briscoe?

[ulukinatme 1765]

Chad, are you still doing essential oils?  I never received my purchase.

Edited June 5, 2019 by ulukinatme

['stache 21892]

10 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Chad, are you still doing essential oils?  I never received my purchase.

There is an international nard shortage. Feel free to oil your own nard.

['stache 21892]

8 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

The Republic of Stoopslahoma?

[Sbbruin 21898]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Ahh, pifane.  Just got it.

I didn't, until just now.  Finominle.

[BearSchlong 8116]

On 6/3/2019 at 9:44 PM, Kennythetiger said:

Chad’s a veteran?  I’ll be go to hell. 

armydad/

Must have eaten too many crayons.

/armydad

Edited June 5, 2019 by BearSchlong

[CHAD BRISCOE 372]

30 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Chad, are you still doing essential oils?  I never received my purchase.

well I never got yo check dead beat faget

[CHAD BRISCOE 372]

Yeah so I been mixen up oil's for you're toot toots if you like those I mix mine with some lavender and some nard 

[elfenix 34338]

On 6/3/2019 at 10:46 PM, !!!HOTDOGS!!! said:

You and Donkey! I cannot be destroyed.

why are you a legacy member?

['stache 21892]