Manscaping Tool

[Asithappens 974]

For face "stubble", you know, keeping that Sonny Crockett look going. 

I got a cheapo dealio at Costco. (Philips Norelco yada yada yada) 

What do y'all recommend? 

[crash_davis 23113]

george michael look went out of fashion in the 90s.  

[Steel Shank 9425]

This fucking country is going in the shitter.

[deadshank 24653]

Uh, just shave once a week?

[smuggs 9353]

[Quagmire 2147]

Just get a cheap norelco, they break or the battery dies after a few years so might as well go cheap.

I love when my wife uses mine on her pussy then I shave my head and her pubes come out

[Whatever 700]

Uh, just shave once a week?

This is the correct answer.

[Whatever 700]

Uh, just shave once a week?

This is the correct answer.

[Johnny Chimpo 478]

2 hours ago, Whatever said:

8 hours ago, deadshank said:

Uh, just shave once a week?

This is the correct answer.

This is the correct answer. 

[Soldierhorn 206]

Never done the manscaping thing; never felt the need to make my junk artificially look bigger than it is. 

Anyway, if I were to do the manscape thing, I think I would use the Micro-Touch SOLO. It's the best beard trimmer I've used and it trims very close to the skin

LINK

 

[Quagmire 2147]

Because chicks don’t want to suck a nasty hairy dick?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Because chicks don’t want to suck a nasty hairy dick?

Giggity?

[RPM 26321]

Be a man about it.

[dcbc 14484]

Phillips/Norelco Body Groomer.  Has back hair extension handle if you're not into the whole Sasquatch thing.  Won't tear up your junk either.

[immortal13 4059]

Brio Beardscape. Best trimmer I have ever used 

https://www.brio4life.com/products/beardscape-beard-and-hair-trimmer?gclid=CjwKCAjw0N3nBRBvEiwAHMwvNsFegtElZeAmyNySfhpYu3G1oS7CC2Cn_Oxwn6LICLYSAGf-8bGvcBoCgo4QAvD_BwE

Edited June 6, 2019 by immortal13

[JohnnyRage 1617]

59 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

Never done the manscaping thing; never felt the need to make my junk artificially look bigger than it is. 

Anyway, if I were to do the manscape thing, I think I would use the Micro-Touch SOLO. It's the best beard trimmer I've used and it trims very close to the skin

LINK

 

Your recommending a $10 - 3/5 star - product for my precious?

Anybody try a Nad's type product on their choad and anus?

[Soldierhorn 206]

57 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Because chicks don’t want to suck a nasty hairy dick?

wash you nasty self

[Quagmire 2147]

wash you nasty self

Shave your dick big foot

[Errestaurants 2570]

7 hours ago, Quagmire said:

I love when my wife uses mine on her pussy then I shave my head and her pubes come out

That’s quite the Quagmire 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

6 hours ago, Soldierhorn said:

Never done the manscaping thing; never felt the need to make my junk artificially look bigger than it is. 

Anyway, if I were to do the manscape thing, I think I would use the Micro-Touch SOLO. It's the best beard trimmer I've used and it trims very close to the skin

 LINK

 

Sure bud, never done it, bu here you go. 

[SquishMitten 10408]

9 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

Anybody try a Nad's type product on their choad and anus?

Yep. Just rub it all over. I promise it won’t burn

[JohnnyRage 1617]

@SquishMitten but did you survive?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

13 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Because chicks don’t want to suck a nasty hairy dick?

 

You need to hang out with a different class of women.