EPL 2019-20

[Firemans4Horn 18,037]

Ajax doesn’t get an auto-bid. Do you not follow soccer?

[Huckleberry 32,851]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No. I'm here for the tits.

That's the best part of the World Cup, bonus points for staying on point.

[Huckleberry 32,851]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ajax doesn’t get an auto-bid. Do you not follow soccer?

Yes they do. Just like the mighty Lincoln Red Imps. Qualification rounds are part of the tournament. Again, common mistake.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That's the best part of the World Cup, bonus points for staying on point.

Sorry. I was distracted by tits.

[Firemans4Horn 18,037]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes they do. Just like the mighty Lincoln Red Imps. Qualification rounds are part of the tournament. Again, common mistake.

Pedantic Huck is the best Huck. 

 

Sorry, you will not draw me

[Huckleberry 32,851]

It's the offseason; it was fun while it lasted.

[MoJames 8,244]

13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No. I'm here for the tits.

[mdmost 43,001]

Look, you go cry in your EPL championship trophy for not winning the CL and we'll go cry in our Champions League trophy for not winning the EPL. 

[Huckleberry 32,851]

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

This must be a domestic league picture because Liverpool loses (sorry, couldn't resist). But seriously, it's supposed to be a tits picture. And where's City? Are they in the First Division picture from that season? Based on the jerseys I think we were in the EPL that year. Seems like 2004?

Edited June 13, 2019 by Huckleberry

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

And where's City? Are they in the First Division picture from that season?

Plastic Tits.

[Firemans4Horn 18,037]

Sarri to Juventus is official.

 

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

Oh hai... Miss me?

UTV.

[Bone3421 716]

Oh hai... Miss me?

UTV.

Just make sure villa gets one upset over city and we'll let you stay

[maninblack 7,974]

New sky sports promo. The face of Chelsea is now Ross Barkley and United are an afterthought.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

11 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Oh hai... Miss me?

UTV.

Good to have you back, Ramjet. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

7 hours ago, maninblack said:

United are an afterthought.

Subscribed.

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

11 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Oh hai... Miss me?

UTV.

[philsjwfu 21]

WTF is happening at Chelsea? Sarri to Juventus, possibly bringing in Frank Lampard as a replacement, can't even buy players this year.

Enviado desde mi SM-G950U mediante Tapatalk

[Huckleberry 32,851]

8 hours ago, maninblack said:

New sky sports promo. The face of Chelsea is now Ross Barkley and United are an afterthought.

 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Subscribed.

These are tears of joy.

[Huckleberry 32,851]

19 minutes ago, philsjwfu said:

WTF is happening at Chelsea? Sarri to Juventus, possibly bringing in Frank Lampard as a replacement, can't even buy players this year.

Enviado desde mi SM-G950U mediante Tapatalk
 

Apague su firma Tapatalk, por favor.

[mdmost 43,001]

24 minutes ago, philsjwfu said:

WTF is happening at Chelsea? Sarri to Juventus, possibly bringing in Frank Lampard as a replacement, can't even buy players this year.

Enviado desde mi SM-G950U mediante Tapatalk
 

cani e gatti che vivono insieme, isterismo di massa

[drt 638]

45 minutes ago, philsjwfu said:

WTF is happening at Chelsea? Sarri to Juventus, possibly bringing in Frank Lampard as a replacement, can't even buy players this year. 
 

Regression to the mean?

[philsjwfu 21]

Apague su firma Tapatalk, por favor.

Gracias por avisarme. No sabía que era posible, pero lo hice.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

cani e gatti che vivono insieme, isterismo di massa

[MoJames 8,244]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Oh shit. This gonna be good!

[Huckleberry 32,851]

Has anyone told Thujone?

[Goo Punch 4,275]

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,037]

I pity any team that offers £135m for Harry Kane’s injury decline transformation into Greg Oden.

 

I think the CIES report is much more accurate to what players would cost.

 

[Buzzrock 14,912]

Sarri out

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

17 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Sarri out

How soon until Chelsea hires Lampard?

[Goo Punch 4,275]

 

 

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

2 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

 

 

He wants Real but there’s no way United sell him for what Real would want to pay.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

I find it hilarious that there are two team out there who are going to get stuck with Bale & Pogba's salaries and egos. 

[MoJames 8,244]

[Buzzrock 14,912]

Rebecca Lowe replied to me on Instagram. I’m never washing my phone again.

[mdmost 43,001]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Rafa to Chelsea?

[MoJames 8,244]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Rafa to Chelsea?

No need for any food service people.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

20 minutes ago, MoJames said:

No need for any food service people.

Yeah. Service hasn't been a problem for Chelsea lately. 

[Huckleberry 32,851]

David Silva announced this will be his last season for City. What a stud.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

David Silva announced this will be his last season for City. What a stud.

He and Pep going to Barca together?

 

Legend.

[Huckleberry 32,851]

Claims he wants to finish up playing for his hometown team Las Palmas but they'd have to get to La Liga. Considering they were solidly mid-table in the second division last year I don't see how that happens.

[Firemans4Horn 18,037]

🤣🤣🤣

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Legend.

[Bone3421 716]

Not sure where to put it...

AC Milan is banned from uefa club competitions 19/20 season....will city be next?

Arsenal take city's spot?

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

Villa “sold” their stadium to their owners a few weeks back in order to pass FFP.

https://offthepitch.com/a/new-filing-reveals-aston-villa-sold-stadium-owners-5-weeks-ago

[maninblack 7,974]

 

[Captain Ron 12,872]

I was just coming to post that.

What's funny is that it's on Southampton's official twitter (which doesn't show well on the embedded tweet).

https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/1145648211912208384

 

[yoladu 4,093]

the EPL season starts in less than 6 weeks. It feels like the season ended just yesterday.