EPL 2019-20

[Buzzrock 14949]

2nd Everton goal was absolutely gorgeous

[Hagbard Celine 10936]

wolves robbed

brom wrong done by

[MillerEP 30501]

Shit ending for Brighton

[RamjetFDO 10578]

Shit ending for Brighton

Perfect ending for Villa.

Goals in stoppage time of each half count just as much as 1st minute goals!

#UTV

[hobbes2702 13078]

So what exactly happened with that Spurs goal? I haven’t gotten to see it but was reading that VAR said no goal but it was awarded anyway?

[RamjetFDO 10578]

I know it's already been noted, but the Citeh away/alternate/whatever kits are horribad.

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

I know it's already been noted, but the Citeh away/alternate/whatever kits are horribad.
 

 

Looks like a unicorn took a shit. 

[maninblack 7974]

26 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

So what exactly happened with that Spurs goal? I haven’t gotten to see it but was reading that VAR said no goal but it was awarded anyway?

Think it was a miscommunication to the board operation

[Hagbard Celine 10936]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1185587738831138828

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

Cool defense by Palace. Not sure why that center back decided to dive in and nowhere. 

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

Now that is a counter attack. 

[Hagbard Celine 10936]

waiting for city to get a 3rd so i can put scar/fla on and get some shit done before our game.  but parcells until city are out of their funk and back hunting klopp.

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

Palace playing at home against two midfielders pretending to be centerbacks and they aren’t even trying to have a go. 

[Hagbard Celine 10936]

that looked like a pen

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

Looked like a penalty to me. 

[Hagbard Celine 10936]

55 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Looks like a unicorn took a shit. 

So i had to do it.

Holy shit.  Figuratively.

https://unicornyard.com/what-does-unicorn-poop-look-like/

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

Poor Benteke. 

[Hagbard Celine 10936]

from a pool perspective i'm happy to say city have not yet recovered fully from whatever ails them, certainly extremely dangerous but not yet restored to lasermode.

see sterling's miss just there.

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

Both goalies having a good game. 

[Captain Ron 12931]

9 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

So what exactly happened with that Spurs goal? I haven’t gotten to see it but was reading that VAR said no goal but it was awarded anyway?

8 hours ago, maninblack said:

Think it was a miscommunication to the board operation

Yup it was that or the board operator just hit the wrong button.

After going to VAR, the ref signaled goal, but the board displayed NO GOAL. It was a goal.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Big result from Sheffield. I think Arsenal fans will join us in saying how shit VAR is now.

[LonghornSean 4025]

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[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Anyone else going to fan fest this weekend?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Anyone else going to fan fest this weekend?

If so, I want pictures of Rebecca Lowe!

[MillerEP 30501]

Anyone else going to fan fest this weekend?

I rsvp’d but have to convince the woman to wake up at 5am on a Saturday, so I’m not 100% sure

[ztejas 43547]

12 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Anyone else going to fan fest this weekend?

Fuck. I would be so down but I'm gonna be in Amarillo visiting family. If anyone is going, have a blast and shout muledick as loud as you can. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

10 hours ago, MillerEP said:

 

I rsvp’d but have to convince the woman to wake up at 5am on a Saturday, so I’m not 100% sure

 

Mine wants to go more than I do. 

Me: It sounds fun, but we're going to have to get up really early.

Her: Yeah, but Alan Shearer and Ashley Cole are going to be there.

Me: Fuck it, let's go.  

[APMP 688]

Mine wants to go more than I do. 
Me: It sounds fun, but we're going to have to get up really early.
Her: Yeah, but Alan Shearer and Ashley Cole are going to be there.
Me: Fuck it, let's go.  

Keeper

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, APMP said:

4 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Mine wants to go more than I do. 
Me: It sounds fun, but we're going to have to get up really early.
Her: Yeah, but Alan Shearer and Ashley Cole are going to be there.
Me: Fuck it, let's go.  

Keeper

This. My wife thinks Ashley Cole makes shoes.

 

REMINDER--THERE IS A MATCH TODAY (20 minutes)

[MoJames 8256]

33 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

This. My wife thinks Ashley Cole makes shoes.

 

REMINDER--THERE IS A MATCH TODAY (20 minutes)

And it's over.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

And it's over.

2-0. Red Card. Yeah...It's over.

[MoJames 8256]

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

2-0. Red Card. Yeah...It's over.

The second goal, a Southampton player got a nice assist.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3-0

Jesus...

[MoJames 8256]

Looks like Orlando is setting up Southampton's defense.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Looks like Orlando is setting up Southampton's defense.

BRODGE is a managerial genius.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4-0. STOP THEY HAVE FAMILIES

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Welp, I guess we shouldn't look forward to overtaking Leicester on goal diff any time soon. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5-0 Sweet baby Jesus

[maninblack 7974]

Nice pass Jaime

[maninblack 7974]

lolz

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Brutal.

[MoJames 8256]

@yoladu

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[maninblack 7974]

NVMD

Edited October 25, 2019 by maninblack

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, maninblack said:

Are they in Austin right now?

Yes.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[yoladu 4109]

i am guessing Liverpool doesn't want anymore of our players!!!

that was fun.

 

Edited October 25, 2019 by yoladu

[yoladu 4109]

46 minutes ago, MoJames said:

@yoladu

thanks, i needed that.

[MoJames 8256]

FYI Men in Blazers going to Rustic Tap for anyone needing to go rub their heads.

[Captain Ron 12931]

BTW - any of you guys that are in Austin that don't go to the party, you really shouldn't bother posting anymore.