I'm sorry, but have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?

[Deej 76897]

"She happens to be my daughter."

"Oh. Then I guess you have."

 

[Radical Larry 28660]

Oh, Kent, that is so unfair. And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.

Really?

[Neonmoon 38130]

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? 

Not right now 

A girl’s gotta have her standards 

[Deej 76897]

I want you to think about what you've done Kent, and from now on, stop playing with yourself 

[Guest Lobo]

Why do you go into the closet?

To get my clothes.  

[Surly Bevo 25137]

Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

 

 

(note I like to use that one at work from time to time when shit goes awry with my org)

[usmc0331horn 965]

I passed but I failed, yea!!

Well, I'm happy and sad for you.

[utee94 15852]

Always... uh... never... forget to check your references.

[usmc0331horn 965]

No, Yoda yea you.

[Guest Lobo]

Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

[usmc0331horn 965]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

He was an unbelievable bastard.

[utee94 15852]

Paul Gleason was a heck of an 80s douchebag character actor, too.  Between him and William Atherton, plus Hart Bochner playing Harry Ellis, Die Hard might just be the nexus of 80s movie douchebaggery.

Edited June 6, 2019 by utee94

[TexArcher 38021]

24 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

He was an unbelievable bastard.

Count on it!

[Surly Bevo 25137]

18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Paul Gleason was a heck of an 80s douchebag character actor, too.  Between him and William Atherton, plus Hart Bochner playing Harry Ellis, Die Hard might just be the nexus of 80s movie douchebaggery.

Don't forget Robert Davi as Special Agent Johnson.  Also a Fratelli in The Goonies, Bond villain among others.

[mulletpelini 5215]

What about the guy that looked like Huey Lewis

[henrygandorf 29194]

they're from the wanda trussler school of beauty.

they're beauticians?

not yet.

[Guest Lobo]

If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. 

[KaiserSoze 998]

Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners. Right, Kent?

[Brisketexan 105269]

Your mom puts license plates on your underwear? How do you sit?

[fellside 1114]

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?"

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[Rimbo 26051]

It is a moral imperative.

 

If only I could think of a way to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it: Nudity.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Ice is nice......

[mr. sunshine 2832]

I’ll catch up with you guys. I have to go to the bathroom.

OK Kent but I don’t think that’s going to help your confidence any. Do you?

[Moby Ric 2058]

This, this is ice, this is what happens to water when it gets too cold.

This, this is Kent, this is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustraded.

[mdmost 43022]

Do you run, Knight?

Only when chased. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

 Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

 

 

[Don Johnson 4755]

What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello?

It was hot and I was hungry.

[henrygandorf 29194]

oh, i didn't get you anything.  are these they?

[Don Johnson 4755]

I think this was the first movie I rented on VCR.  I always liked Bryan Adams One Night Love Affair, probably because of this movie.

 

[Daichee Bell 2930]

I’ve always felt like this was Sarah Jessica Parker’s greatest role.

[Buzzrock 14936]

I want to see more of you around the lab.

Fine. I’ll gain weight.

[Dutchrudder 11150]

Damn,  I don't think I have seen this movie since high school. Need to watch it again, I really loved it as a kid. 

[Buzzrock 14936]

Rue the day? Who talks like that?

[Radical Larry 28660]

How do these look?

Terrible. Mine looks like him and his looks like me.

[Beau Vine 54379]

On 6/5/2019 at 9:19 PM, Neonmoon said:

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? 

Not right now 

A girl’s gotta have her standards 

I had such a thing for Deborah Foreman back in the day:

[ohchaucer 1443]

Okay take a step back.  No, no, a step forward.  Now back.  Now forward. And now we're cha-cha-ing!

[Rimbo 26051]

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I had such a thing for Deborah Foreman back in the day:

Who didn't?

[mulletpelini 5215]

Few people realize she's former NFLer Chuck Foreman's daughter

[Deej 76897]

Probably because her dad is Clyde Foreman. 

[utee94 15852]

Lulz.

But seriously, it's like when somebody on surly posts a picture of Kate Beckinsale, and someone else responds, "Wheelhouse."  Well no shit Sherlock, she's one of the hottest women alive, she's in just about everyone's wheelhouse-- except for Vic Mackey I suppose.

 

[Underdog 28766]

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Who didn't?

Elton John, Richard Simmons, Barry Manilow, etc...

[Rimbo 26051]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Elton John, Richard Simmons, Barry Manilow, etc...

Eh. Nonsense. Just because you are attracted to members of one sex doesn't mean you wouldn't find members of the other sex attractive. All I'm saying is that, while I spend most of my time staring at any female T&A that happens by, if Chris Hemsworth propositioned me, I'd have a tough time saying "no."

[Buzzrock 14936]

Who would have thought Lazlo would go on to have a memorable role as Uncle Rico.

[Buzzrock 14936]

Also: yikes

[futureman 22527]

On 6/5/2019 at 9:49 PM, Lobo said:

Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

bro.  sugarland express.