So he was slipping her more than just a wafer

[Gil Bang 26,100]

 

 

[jimmyjazz 46,479]

Not what I expected . . . hubby is probably not happy about it:

[Pato del Muerto 52,884]

Ana gasteyer?

[Underdog 28,873]

“The power of Christ compels you!!!” 

[Underdog 28,873]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not what I expected . . . hubby is probably not happy about it:

She can expect a few(dozen) frend requests from Surly members. 

[Guest]

spirit filled church.

splooge filled parishioner.

[Deej 77,178]

At least it wasn't a little boy.

[futureman 22,565]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

At least it wasn't a little boy.

no shit.  how is this anything but good news.  a priest banging a grown woman should be celebrated the world over. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

At least it wasn't a little boy.

My very first thought

[Deej 77,178]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

no shit.  how is this anything but good news.  a priest banging a grown woman should be celebrated the world over. 

Guy might be granted sainthood for banging a grown woman.

Nevermind, Catholic church all about pedophilia.  

Edited June 8, 2019 by Deej

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, Deej said:

Guy might be granted sainthood for banging a grown woman.

And a pretty hot one at that.

[Deej 77,178]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

And a pretty hot one at that.

That'll get him excommunicated. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

That'll get him excommunicated. 

Yeah right, how silly of me.....

[TexArcher 38,420]

How do you get a nun pregnant?

 

 

 

Dress her up as an altar boy.

[atomheartbevo 90,056]

She’s in her 50s, the priest was counseling her husband about their marital problems, and this is their apartment.  Whole lot of Catholic guilt in that apartment  

 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s in her 50s, the priest was counseling her husband about their marital problems, and this is their apartment.  Whole lot of Catholic guilt in that apartment  

 

That doesn't look like the same woman, and if she's in her fifties it's 59 1/2, and really late 60's

[atomheartbevo 90,056]

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That doesn't look like the same woman, and if she's in her fifties it's 59 1/2, and really late 60's

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

The other pic looks like a woman at least 10 yrs younger than in this pic.  I can't fapp to the woman in this pic.... no sir.

[Deej 77,178]

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That doesn't look like the same woman, and if she's in her fifties it's 59 1/2, and really late 60's

But she has the ass of a 12 year old boy.

[smuggs 9,354]

6 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

 I can't fapp to the woman in this pic.... no sir.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Man that’s just the stress talkin’. 

[tx 3 putt 77,934]

I’d hit that, either picture. Catholic Guilt Snatch !!!!!

Edited June 8, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 77,934]

The bigger story here is that a priest was poking an adult female and not an altar boy.

 

progress !!!!!

Edited June 8, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Dennis Taylor 19,051]

[jimmyjazz 46,479]

Yeah, that doesn't look very similar.  A mutual friend sent me the link to her FB page, and that photo I posted is 3 years old, so . . . 3 years of aging + no makeup + ???

At any rate, kudos to the priest for getting distracted by a grown woman.  "Priest" has to be the most pimpin' job next to, well, pimpin'.

[El Diablo 4,232]

I think I know what their marital problem was. She's a priest banger. Probably not her first run around the rosary, just got caught and turned it upside down. $5 says there's a crucifix with a thin film of vaginal fluid in that house. 

[futureman 22,565]

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

How do you get a nun pregnant?

 

Dress her up as an altar boy.

[atomheartbevo 90,056]

2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

$5 says there's a crucifix with a thin film of vaginal fluid in that house. 

[Trey3216 15,380]

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I think I know what their marital problem was. She's a priest banger. Probably not her first run around the rosary, just got caught and turned it upside down. $5 says there's a crucifix with a thin film of vaginal fluid in that house. 

Different set of anal beads 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,825]

If the confessional is rockin’ don’t come a knockin’!

Or, “ you don’t have to put on the red light!”

Edited June 9, 2019 by Judge Roybeanbag

[jimmyjazz 46,479]

15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Not the same woman. Eye color. Facial structure. 

Agreed.

[Upgrayedd 5,825]

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

How do you get a nun pregnant?

 

 

 

Dress her up as an altar boy.

Substitute priest taking confession wants to know what has been the standard number of Hail Marys given.  Sees an alter boy.

”Psst.  Hey.  What’s Father O’Reilly give for a blow job and anal sex?”

”Two snickers and a coke.”

 

[Steel Shank 9,440]

Looks like ol' Steel Shank's not the only one banging on hot MILFs in Htown on the reg.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

Are there really people who find Jim Carey funny?

[RPM 26,430]

 

[Guest]

14 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

The other pic looks like a woman at least 10 yrs younger than in this pic.  I can't fapp to the woman in this pic.... no sir.

You, sir, lack commitment.

[RollLeft 5,045]

Lol, couldn't of happened to a nicer guy.  George Pontikes is grade A asshole.  I don't know another GC who has been sued more than that guy.  

Edited June 9, 2019 by RollLeft

[mulletpelini 5,216]

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Are there really people who find Jim Carey funny?

WTH you got against JC?

[Asithappens 974]

Damn. 

A Catholic priest having sex with a woman. 

What's the world coming to?

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, Asithappens said:

Damn. 

A Catholic priest having sex with a woman. 

What's the world coming to?

The end times ??

[atomheartbevo 90,056]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

The end times ??

Has anybody seen these guys around?

[UDontKnow 10,505]

22 hours ago, Deej said:

That'll get him excommunicated. 

Doesn't matter...had sex.

[Underdog 28,873]

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s in her 50s, the priest was counseling her husband about their marital problems, and this is their apartment.  Whole lot of Catholic guilt in that apartment  

 

That. Is.     Fantastic.

 

+

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

48 minutes ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

Now that's what I call a right proper exorcism.

[Underdog 28,873]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Now that's what I call a right properexorcism sexorcism. 

 

[jimmyjazz 46,479]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

I actually laughed.  Damn, I'm easy.  Like she is.

[tx 3 putt 77,934]

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

Hit it with the fist of god !

[Lhorn 5,025]

A woman with that much catholic guilt has got to feel she is extra doomed having corrupted a priest. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

WTH you got against JC?

He’s an angry Jerry Lewis.

And he’s Canadian. 

[mulletpelini 5,216]

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

filled her with the holy spirit.