impeachment inquiry hearings thread

[WhatTheBuck 28,797]

5 minutes ago, sachick said:

Joaquin fucked it up, I think Julian would have done better.

Goddamnit. 

[Zavala 1,384]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Donald Trump

Ok Boomer

[Dnaguy 12,045]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He seems like a guy who just sits around shaking his head and thinking "see all this shit I have to put up with because of these Trump morons". 

Yeah.

He seems like he has no patience for the Republican arguement 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,887]

jesus, how many times do the same people get to ask questions?

[hayden_horn 11,365]

why is jordan shouting?

it's like the republicans have one speed: angry.

Edited November 13, 2019 by hayden_horn

[Bozo_Casanova 26,522]

Castro sucks

FIFY

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[Biff Tannen 45,712]

Taylor laughing at Jordan

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Taylor laughed at Gym Jordan

[elfenix 34,331]

obama!  drink!

[Dnaguy 12,045]

Jim Jordan just weaving some fantasy and completely ignoring the Biden shit.

Why not. Let’s just make shit up.

[Slade 263]

Jordan, you have a mic, you don't have to yell.

[elfenix 34,331]

"trump was just vetting zelensky!"

[DDD Dad 14,347]

So, now we will hear testimony that Bolton, Pence, and others urged withholding from Ukraine until they became convinced he was committed to fighting corruption.

Sure, Gym.

[mdmost 43,030]

Jordan is a not at all intimidating thinning hairline Doug Stamper from House of Cards. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,797]

Just because you shout it, Jimbo, doesn't make it true. 

[Dnaguy 12,045]

How do we know it’s not a ....... women whistleblower!

 

/mind blown gif

[sachick 1,189]

Jordan is repeating himself. And how does he not know who the whistle blower is but know he worked with Biden?

[atomheartbevo 89,777]

Jordan has just lost it.  He just needs to shout "WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL"

[Red Five 40,881]

Trump was just so gosh darn concerned about corruption. How in god's name do you say this out loud while keeping a straight face. 

 

[elfenix 34,331]

welch just blew the roof off the gym

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Welch just put Jordan in his spot with one sentence, LOL

[hayden_horn 11,365]

lulz, peter welch dropping the serious lulz.

[sachick 1,189]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just because you shout it, Jimbo, doesn't make it true. 

Unfortunately many American's are stupid and buy his story.

[jimmyjazz 46,095]

Oh, snap.  Welch just brutalized Gym Jordan in about 6 words.

[Slade 263]

"The American people see through the whole darn sham."

That's some strong gaslighting, it's what these slapdicks do best. 

[DDD Dad 14,347]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

How do we know it’s not a ....... women whistleblower!

 

/mind blown gif

 

[Dnaguy 12,045]

Fuck. NPR just screwed up the punch line from Welch. What did he say?

[Brisketexan 105,274]

Just now, DDD Dad said:

So, now we will hear testimony that Bolton, Pence, and others urged withholding from Ukraine until they became convinced he was committed to fighting corruption.

Sure, Gym.

What I want to hear is someone make the very important distinction:

The withholding of aid was not on the condition that Ukraine actually investigate Biden.

It was on the condition that Ukraine PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE that it was investigating Biden.

The action required was not "investigate" but rather "announce."  That pretty much sinks the bullshit ship of "Trump wanted to fight corruption."  I mean, nevermind that 1) Congress already found that Ukraine qualified for the aid, and 2) the Pentagon itself determined that Ukraine had cleared all necessary anti-corruption hurdles.  Bust these fuckers on their baldfaced lie.  Do it.

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Republicans:  WE ARE FUCKING CLOWN SHOWS THAT BELIEVE IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES Q FOREVER!

Democrats: Ask reasonable questions, mention that Trump and the others refuse to defend themselves and answer the questions.

[hayden_horn 11,365]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Fuck. NPR just screwed up the punch line from Welch. What did he say?

"i'd like to say to my colleague that i would also very much like to have the person who started it all testify in front of the committee. mr. trump is welcome to come and sit right there."

many lulz in the room.

[GopherRock 1,765]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, snap.  Welch just brutalized Gym Jordan in about 6 words.

Yeesh. That was as brutal of a counterpunch as I've ever seen in the House. 

[elfenix 34,331]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Fuck. NPR just screwed up the punch line from Welch. What did he say?

i'd like to see the person who started this.  president trump is welcome come here and testify.

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

welch just blew the roof off the gym

[Dnaguy 12,045]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

"i'd like to say to my colleague that i would also very much like to have the person who started it all testify in front of the committee. mr. trump is welcome to come and sit right there."

many lulz in the room.

[sachick 1,189]

Damn, #5 out of 800. That's impressive.

[hayden_horn 11,365]

schiff is handling the republican chicanery fairly well, i reckon. some broad interrupting proceedings to add to the record something that has already been entered into the record. good job, good effort.

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Fuck. NPR just screwed up the punch line from Welch. What did he say?

Paraphrasing, Gym Jordan was ranting about the whistleblower was the one who started all of this and he wouldn't be in here to testify, and then Welch follows up with "the person who started it all, Trump, is welcome to come in here and testify!"

[tantric superman 4,667]

Gives you a lump in your throat.  

God bless guys like this.  Makes you feel a sliver of shame for your own lack of contributions to the country. 

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1 minute ago, sachick said:

Damn, #5 out of 800. That's impressive.

Know how I know he's true infantry?  He's most proudest of his Combat Infrantryman Badge.

Much respect to him for that.

[jimmyjazz 46,095]

I'm coming around to Maloney's line of questioning.  He's reinforcing Taylor's long military service and his chagrin that a Ukrainian Commander was (perhaps without understanding that aid had been upheld) was thankful for US support.  What a kick in the nuts.

[hayden_horn 11,365]

only one time has taylor sent a cable directly to the secretary of state, when he sent one to pompeo.

this is kind of incredible.

[elfenix 34,331]

live view of welch dunking on gym

 

[tantric superman 4,667]

[GopherRock 1,765]

Good questioning by Maloney. 

If the starting lineup is correct, GOP questioning is done and we've got 3 Dems left. This explains why they keep wanting to add stuff to the record. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,522]

Know how I know he's true infantry?  He's most proudest of his Combat Infrantryman Badge.
Much respect to him for that.

Yup. He’s most proud of Combat Infantryman Badge, and when prompted “oh yeah also a Bronze Star and some other valor medals or whatever I guess, NBD.”

It makes me proud to know there are men like this working for us, and should shame these clowns who are lucky enough to sit in his presence, let alone press him for answers.

[hayden_horn 11,365]

i love this lady. i would not want to be on the other end of her ire.

apparently she was the first female chief of police in orlando.

[hayden_horn 11,365]

i love that kent brought his own huge water container.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Eastwood 4,394]

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