impeachment inquiry hearings thread

[Sbbruin 21865]

As a Republican anti-trumper, I hope all of these cockgobblers like Nunes, Jordan et al go down in a flaming ball of wreckage with the orange haired goon.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Can we get Pete Sessions deposed or would he automatically lie?

[Gatorubet 30277]

41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I really want to see Gym Jordan square off against Bolton, assuming Bolton testifies.

Bolton would pull antique elephant ivory nunchucks out of his jacket pocket, make several hopping steps toward him, and lay out Gym Jordan before he had time to make his neck veins stand out.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

New Jersey lady on CSpan call in is going off. She is a Trump supporter and a little overfull of talking points.

[Bozo_Casanova 26519]

Swift Boat?  Javelin Boot?

Duck Hills? Twang Twang Shock-A-Boom?

[Underdog 28761]

17 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

As a Republican anti-trumper, I hope all of these cockgobblers like Nunes, Jordan et al go down in a flaming ball of wreckage with the orange haired goon.

Gaetz…  he reminds me of Butch from the Little Rascals.  Just has that punchable face you want to treat like a speedbag. 

[Gatorubet 30277]

 

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

 

52 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

For the record, I'm not sure this IS a crime because of the extraterritorial nature of it, for one thing.  Other than the election law violation.

But it is extremely analogous to a crime and corrupt and an abuse of power and thus properly the subject of impeachment.

Plus, the overall pattern of self-dealing at the expense of the country is disgusting and this is but a small part.  Most of those aren't classic crimes either.  The constitution is not self-executing and there apparently is not a statute embodying emoluments against the President, so it's not a crime, either.  But, again, a quasi-crime of corruption and abuse of power.

Terrible irony it is that the same Senators who enabled this lawlessness will be the ultimate impeachment arbitors. Quite a feat by the GOP, you're collectively worse than our forefolks ever could have imagined. Republicanism is a fucking blight.

Edited November 21, 2019 by Degenerate Gardner

[LonghornJudas 1101]

40 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Just asking questions?  We can have as many hearings as we fucking want.  There’s a lot of dirt still to be shoveled on this flaming pile of shit administration.  

Slow down there, beanbag. I was saying that just in the last 2 days I’ve heard all I need to hear. WE are on the same side here.

[The Royal We 3072]

59 minutes ago, Homercles said:

If this were a fist fight, or a gang fight...which most of you don’t know the first fucking thing about...WE WOULD BE DEAD. 
 

 

The door just swinging on the hinges when he tries to slam the shit out of it is never not funny. 

[Woland 737]

23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

 

I'd love to know which magazine cover is in front of him. It looks like it could be the New York Post

[TexasEd 8067]

What is with the allegations on sex trafficking?  Is that a deeper level of conspiracy theory than I'm used to?

[Bama Chick 28596]

[RPM 26332]

Quote

Parnas’ lawyer Ed MacMahon

[atomheartbevo 89771]

14 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

And now we know why an agricultural grad keeps rambling and losing his shit and getting upset.

[atomheartbevo 89771]

1 hour ago, TXSG8R said:

I’m guessing they don’t move to a vote until the hearing about immunity, if they can compel Pompeo, Bolton, etc to testify, and more importantly, start pulling the records they haven’t had access to, this goes to 11.  The only wiggle room Sondland had was his faulty memory due to not having access to official records of stuff he was talking about. He laid that down all day, get those records, my memory gets better. 

If they can pull those records and compel Pompeo, etc. to testify, goes to 11 will be an understatement.  Gym and Cow-man will be straight-up screaming at the Dems.

[Guest Lobo]

Isn't Lev Parnas what they call it when two lesbians rub their taints together?  

[DixonHur 11346]

17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

oopsie

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Perhaps one of Elsie Stefanik’s Democratic colleagues can spend a five minute round reading Devin Nunes articles tomorrow since the Republican committee members are so fond of that method of “questioning.”

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Goddamn the US looks bad

[Gengs1 2583]

Let’s not forget 

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Will Hurd is just going through the motions.

 

 

I was coming in here to ask about Hurd the Turd.

 

Anybody care to give some details on what he's said/asked?

I was hoping maybe the guy who doesn't have to worry about re-election and always reminded us of his service in the CIA would actually show some allegiance to the Constitution and the US, rather than DOTARD.

 

[atomheartbevo 89771]

I'm finishing tonight's inquiry, and it's stunning how much of a PAB Nunes.

But he has an audience of one, so he probably doesn't care if the rest of America thinks he's a fucking idiot.

Edited November 21, 2019 by atomheartbevo

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 hour ago, LonghornJudas said:

Slow down there, beanbag. I was saying that just in the last 2 days I’ve heard all I need to hear. WE are on the same side here.

Mea culpa, was having a Sheeeeit flashback I guess. 😂

[atomheartbevo 89771]

Schiff closed out tonight hard on corruption, how Trump is corrupt, and how Ambassador Y. was recalled because of a corrupt smear campaign by Giuliani, and how Trump praises corrupt Ukrainians, naming them.

[SaucyJack 3499]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

As a Republican anti-trumper, I hope all of these cockgobblers like Nunes, Jordan et al go down in a flaming ball of wreckage with the orange haired goon.

So you're the Never Trumper we're all waiting for to testify?

 

"This bruin, bruin, that's he's name, right?  Right?  Never met him.  If I did, maybe at the Alabama game.  People there love me.  Love me.

He should just call himself bear. Right?  There's a bear on that Fox football show."

[atomheartbevo 89771]

7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I was coming in here to ask about Hurd the Turd.

Anybody care to give some details on what he's said/asked?

I was hoping maybe the guy who doesn't have to worry about re-election and always reminded us of his service in the CIA would actually show some allegiance to the Constitution and the US, rather than DOTARD.

Not as bad as he could have been.

And if I recall correctly, at one point, he started asking Laura Cooper for details about what electronic warfare tech is available for the Ukrainians and how we can help the Ukrainians on that front.  Very fucking odd, like he was geeking out/talking shop.

[burntorangebongos 10750]

I think Hurd is trying hard to find enough exculpatory evidence so he can vote no on impeachment without looking like a total slimeball.

[mchookem 16346]

yeah, his heart was clearly not in it,  he looked bored, repeated a couple of the stock questions, and then switched topics, as ahb mentioned. 

[atomheartbevo 89771]

Watching the end of it is hilarious - they are taking up the Republican requests for the subpoena of Hunter Biden, etc.

Schiff shooting them down, and asking who agrees with him (however that works)

13 ayes, 4 no's

The majority of Republicans bailed before the vote/closing statements.

Edited November 21, 2019 by atomheartbevo

[Tuco 5077]

yeah, his heart was clearly not in it,  he looked bored, repeated a couple of the stock questions, and then switched topics, as ahb mentioned. 

The pubs would have been in a much better position if they had approached the hearings like Hurd did. If they had been respectful to the witnesses, minimalist in their questioning, and in the end just scratch their heads about the legalities of the subject.

[Anastasis 23481]

Do it Bern. 

[lemonlime 5503]

5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

The pubs would have been in a much better position if they had approached the hearings like Hurd did. If they had been respectful to the witnesses, minimalist in their questioning, and in the end just scratch their heads about the legalities of the subject.

Yeah, but that wouldn't play with their audience of one.

[Chad Fuck 17712]

Fuck it. Works here too.

[Ted Lange 16113]

Finally figured out who Sondland reminds me of, especially the voice, Jack Barker from Silicon Valley.  

 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

1 hour ago, LonghornJudas said:

Slow down there, beanbag. I was saying that just in the last 2 days I’ve heard all I need to hear. WE are on the same side here.

Slow rolling it and covering all the contingencies is in our favor. Let's allow the courts to do their job. Every day it commands the headlines it helps the Ds smackdown the Rs. It's not only procedurally correct, but there is a level of gamesmanship required. 

Let it ride.

[Homercles 10206]

16 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Fuck it. Works here too.

[Bruh Man 3160]

I wonder what this is about.

 

[sachick 1189]

I wonder what this is about.
 

I hate vague tweets.

[Radical Larry 28657]

Orlando got an extension?

[Captainant 27716]

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Orlando got an extension?

Well, we have been on the darkest timeline so far, so sure why not

[Pasken 1309]

 

[Captainant 27716]

4 minutes ago, Pasken said:

 

I hate the phrase "nothingburger", but it seems pretty apt in this case. No shit facebook is collabing with the trump admin and trying to keep it quiet. Those shareholders need the advertising dollars, and trump needs a platform that lets him spread his lies and propaganda. 

[sachick 1189]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13516]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Would love to see Lev in front of the hearing to talk about his Ukraine adventures, and then have Schiff ask Lev if he knows anyone on the committee.

[Guest Lobo]

The platform that allows the most attention starved citizens to broadcast their nothingness, is in cahoots with the most attention starved President in history?  Wow, I did not see this coming.  The venn diagram of people who are not on facebook and who did not vote for Trump is maybe 3,700 of us.  

[Chooky 13317]

Lev Parnas.  Rudy Giuliani.  Ed MacMahon.  Igor?  Nah, no way that gets any weirder.    

[cactusflinthead 27601]

I got into a discussion on Twitter when her picture first was released.

I said she looks like she has detailed notes from 6th grade.

I'll stand by it.

 

[henrygandorf 29194]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Watching the end of it is hilarious - they are taking up the Republican requests for the subpoena of Hunter Biden, etc.

Schiff shooting them down, and asking who agrees with him (however that works)

13 ayes, 4 no's

The majority of Republicans bailed before the vote/closing statements.

i don't really give a shit about hunter biden, what he did, or what he knows.  the whistleblower is a little different, because of the whole intimidation and retribution thing - since there's no other reason to 'out' him.  as for hunter, he doesn't have shit to do with the held-up aid, so i'm not sure what questions they would even ask him.

this entire thing is about the aid.  if they can't find someone to contradict the fact or reasoning behind the held-up aid, then they have nothing.  which we know, full well, full stop, is fucking obvious at this point.

can we trade hunter for bolton and a ptbnl?  you win the fucking pennant with that trade.

[Bookman 4639]

I'd like to thank the American people for putting Democrats in charge of the House. Otherwise, we wouldn't be seeing the extent of Trump's corruption.