If you absolutely, positively MUST go to prison, CA is the place to do it

[Gil Bang 26100]

 

[Deej 77185]

Better be top quality to ease the pain of ass rape.

[GabrielsHorn 2210]

After listening to Ear Hustle, the problema in the CA prison system go way beyond weed. 

[RPM 26430]

This will probably solve a lot of problems. A chill inmate is optimum.

[Asithappens 974]

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

This will probably solve a lot of problems. A chill inmate is optimum.

No shit. 

Same with providing cable tv. 

 

[GotThatFire 166]

Did anybody click the link? Did OP?

 

[Sandman 3420]

33 minutes ago, RPM said:

This will probably solve a lot of problems. A chill inmate is optimum.

It may cause some problems, too. What if Big Slim can't afford weed but the pencilneck in the next cell can? Why not just beat his ass and take it? 

I worked in corrections and saw it happen all the time over ramen cups and donut sticks, it would be like Thunderdome if weed had been on the line.

[TwiceHorn 31688]

They can possess it, but cant lawfully obtain it or consume it.  So it's kind of a Catch-22.  Plus they're subject to prison discipline, just not criminal charges.

Another kooky side effect of Cali's kooky ass legislate-by-referendum tendency.

[SHOOTER12 8853]

Well if there's no hookers and blow, it's a lame ass deal screw that.

Oh BTW, screw Cali anyway.

[GotThatFire 166]

 My wife says I am allowed to possess a mistress. But I cannot fuck her. I consider this torture. 

[RPM 26430]

1 hour ago, Sandman said:

It may cause some problems, too. What if Big Slim can't afford weed but the pencilneck in the next cell can? Why not just beat his ass and take it? 

I worked in corrections and saw it happen all the time over ramen cups and donut sticks, it would be like Thunderdome if weed had been on the line.

I understand, but kiestered weed is a highly valuable commodity v legal anybody can hook you up weed. Sure their still gonna fight, they're criminals.

[Pato del Muerto 52886]

24 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 My wife says I am allowed to possess a mistress. But I cannot fuck her. I consider this torture. 

Obtain a mistress, then sue your wife because torture is illegal. It’s a foolproof plan. 

Edited June 13, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[El Diablo 4232]

 

[deadshank 24653]

7 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Did anybody click the link? Did OP?

 

Details, schmetails. 

[Dennis Taylor 19059]

9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

They can possess it, but cant lawfully obtain it or consume it.  So it's kind of a Catch-22.  Plus they're subject to prison discipline, just not criminal charges.

Another kooky side effect of Cali's kooky ass legislate-by-referendum tendency.

Prison Discipline is a horrible band name 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

27 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Prison Discipline is a horrible band name 

But a great name for a woman prison porno film.