Chelsea 2019-2020: Puli My Finger

[MoJames 8244]

Nice Reece to Tammy for 2-0

[TexArcher 37771]

Actually, it's Tony Jones and Tony Gale talking today.  I guess they all just don't like Chelsea, because it's commentary like that every week.  Makes me like this scoreline even more.

[MoJames 8244]

Hell yeah, CHO needed that 3-0

[TexArcher 37771]

Had a couple of late chances to add on, but I'll take a 3-0.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Well that was glorious.  

[MoJames 8244]

Poop missed it, turning on the TV.

 

Apparently we are linked with Cavani.

[RichUT 1832]

Well the winter transfer ended with a thud. I get that it’s hard to pry quality players mid-season but I figured there would be a veteran or two worth adding that could have evened out the consistency of our performance.

I remain wholly unimpressed with the effectiveness of our board.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Some good news: RLC apparently played in our dev squad's friendly today.

[InkaUtexas 25876]

I laughed. 

 

[HenryJames 66038]

 

[shnsajax 3591]

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.....

Next Dest and ten Hag to Bayern, van de Beek to United or someone, Onana also to the EPL. It was a fun team to watch, but I can't blame Ajax for cashing in on over $350 million in young players. 

[G650 14246]

Someone needs to bring me up to speed on Ziyech

[Bone3421 716]

Someone needs to bring me up to speed on Ziyech

He good...26 years old...scored a bunch for ajax last year when they made CL semi's

[shnsajax 3591]

He good...26 years old...scored a bunch for ajax last year when they made CL semi's

Great left foot, and if you can get him Tammy, and Pulisic up front together they will pose a lot of problems. He scored I think against every big opponent last season.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Yikes.  Our lineup today . . . .

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

What happened to Batshuyi? He’s turned into the Belgian Morata. 

[MoJames 8244]

Yikes.  Our lineup today . . . .

No joke

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

43 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What happened to Batshuyi? He’s turned into the Belgian Morata. 

I guess barely playing for two years caused him to degrade from a somewhat decent second striker to absolute crap.  He's been awful today.

Edited February 17, 2020 by Longhornfan1024

[MoJames 8244]

He was never decent wearing Chelsea blue. He is selfish, clumsy and generally clueless.

[Stringer 1438]

If we could just play Tottenham all year, we'd be challenging Liverpool for the title.

[texifornia 56871]

Hudson-Odoi has it

 

[shnsajax 3591]

Hudson-Odoi has it
 

We need to quarantine Pulisic now I guess.

[ztejas 43414]

If Pulisic dies from Coronavirus it's going to be a Romeo and Juliet type situation for me boys 

[TexArcher 37771]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hudson-Odoi has it

 

Oh, Christ.  Come on.

[Napoleon 8666]

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

If Pulisic dies from Coronavirus it's going to be a Romeo and Juliet type situation for me boys 

You're highly unlikely to lose your boys to teen romantic tragedy. 

Pulisic is not the typical person to suffer much at all. (And if for some reason he does turn out to be an extreme case, Chel$e will make $ure that he gets proper attention.

[RGBIII 22838]

TIMO FUCKING WERNER!!!!!!!!!!!

[MoJames 8244]

No fucking way. I won't believe it until he is on the pitch.

[shnsajax 3591]

With him and Ziyech they are adding a lot of speed.

[MoJames 8244]

16 hours ago, shnsajax said:

With him and Ziyech they are adding a lot of speed.

And working on Chilwell. Would be a hell of a window.

 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

And working on Chilwell. Would be a hell of a window.

 

Yes, please.  Just don't pay 80 fucking million for him.

[shnsajax 3591]

The part that fucking sucks is as an Arsenal and Ajax fan I am being nudged to watch and have to hope they play and Chelsea plays well.

Oh well, any sports is better than no sports.

[texifornia 56871]

Amazing #banter

 

[ztejas 43414]

Kai Havertz on the radar too. Some people seem concerned with having too many mouths to feed but having some solid depth and injury insurance in the attack is just what Lampard needs at his disposal. Being able to sub in a fresh Mount or Pulisic at 60 minutes would be awesome.

[MoJames 8244]

 

[texifornia 56871]

Werner officially in. Hallelujah. 

[MoJames 8244]

Hell yes. Thanks transfer ban.

[RGBIII 22838]

Marina is absolutely crushing. Getting Werner for less than what we sold Morata for....what a swap. Chillwell and Havertz next please

Edited June 18, 2020 by RGBIII

[MoJames 8244]

We have paid one Hazard for Werner and Ziyech.

[Stringer 1438]

We back!  RLC!!

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

Is Abraham injured?  Noticed he isn’t starting 

[TexArcher 37771]

A pair of quick goals!

[Horny Bull 2759]

A win is a win. Solid comeback.

[APMP 688]

Captain America to the rescue.

Chelsea is back (from pandemic), folks.

[MoJames 8244]

Good stuff. We still don't play very well when the opponent sits back. Jorginho out didn't help.

Good win. Jack Grealish is very good at falling.

[yoladu 4093]

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

Good stuff. We still don't play very well when the opponent sits back. Jorginho out didn't help.

Good win.  Jack Grealish is very good at falling.

Don't get the hype. Not a fan.

And pull your fucking socks up. I hate that primadonna shit.

Edited June 22, 2020 by yoladu

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

21 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Don't get the hype. Not a fan.

And pull your fucking socks up. I hate that primadonna shit.

Every thing about him looks stupid.

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

Pulisic!!!

[InkaUtexas 25876]

Wonderboy with a very nice run. Pulisic has two goals in two games. 

 

You are welcome Liverpool. 

[MoJames 8244]

Who is this Pulisic kid, semms good.

[InkaUtexas 25876]

4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Who is this Pulisic kid, semms good.

yeah, we might want to keep him around.