Chelsea 2019-2020: Puli My Finger

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Great pass by LRC and finish by Tammy.

[RichUT 1,876]

What the fuck was that defending?

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Do we really have no one better than Christensen?

[RGBIII 22,843]

This defending....lord. Will need a lot more than Declan Rice or Chillwell...

[InkaUtexas 26,404]

FUCK we are lucky. 

[MoJames 8,257]

Zouma looking good.

[RGBIII 22,843]

FUCK that last minute...my lord

[RichUT 1,876]

Jesus Christ. We can fuck up damn near anything. Lucky as fuck not to concede the equalizer.

And then Christensen falls asleep and Zouma pulls us out of the fire.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Christensen needs to sit the bench and I see why Frank has been playing Giroud over Tammy.  Dude needs to play for the whistle and stop with the "why didn't you call it out of bounds" type bullshit.  That will infuriate a coach.

[texifornia 57,547]

 

[MoJames 8,257]

Mentioned on the broadcast that rumors of Pulisic going out, potentially to Arsenal. I haven't been paying a ton of attention to transfers, is there any substance to this at all?

[RGBIII 22,843]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Mentioned on the broadcast that rumors of Pulisic going out, potentially to Arsenal. I haven't been paying a ton of attention to transfers, is there any substance to this at all?

God no, he was linked before transferring to chelsea to liverpool and arsenal but I cant imagine Chelsea would consider selling him for a long while. No matter who they bring in

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Mentioned on the broadcast that rumors of Pulisic going out, potentially to Arsenal. I haven't been paying a ton of attention to transfers, is there any substance to this at all?

Ha.  I read this and immediately assumed it was a troll on the EPL thread.  No, he isn't going anywhere.  

[texifornia 57,547]

5 hours ago, MoJames said:

Mentioned on the broadcast that rumors of Pulisic going out, potentially to Arsenal. I haven't been paying a ton of attention to transfers, is there any substance to this at all?

They were talking about Willian

[MoJames 8,257]

 

[G650 14,305]

This next season is going to be lit

[texifornia 57,547]

 

[TexArcher 38,448]

Chelsea is setting up to be really good for a long time.  Fun to watch.

[TexArcher 38,448]

Welp, down a goal to Sheffield.  Sure would be nice to level this up before the break.

[TexArcher 38,448]

Welp, fuck everything then.

[Horny Bull 2,766]

This is...less than ideal.

[APMP 688]

Pathetic defending. Where is JT to rip everyone else a new one.

[texifornia 57,547]

Christensen and Zouma both seems like they'd be good with a smart leader at CB helping them out with positioning. Unfortunately we don't have that player.

[TexArcher 38,448]

17 minutes ago, APMP said:

Pathetic defending. Where is JT to rip everyone else a new one.

Shit, when the goals are a poacher and a headed cross, it's a pretty good bet that JT would have this match at 0-0 still.

[APMP 688]

Shit, when the goals are a poacher and a headed cross, it's a pretty good bet that JT would have this match at 0-0 still.

Exactly. So frustrating. Defense and GK need a massive overhaul.

[TexArcher 38,448]

You've gotta be god damned fucking kidding me.

Give Rudiger an assist.

Fuck this whole game in its whole ass.

Edited July 11, 2020 by TexArcher

[MoJames 8,257]

So not sure if there was a game today or not and unfortunately if there was I didn't DVR it...

But... what is this?

 

[texifornia 57,547]

22 hours ago, MoJames said:

So not sure if there was a game today or not and unfortunately if there was I didn't DVR it...

But... what is this?

 

Never, ever believe the Turkish press. Which, honestly just kind of applies across the board.

According to WAGNH, he's a good keeper who a lot of teams are looking at, and his team has an ex-Chelsea coach, so the rumor kind of came together from there.

Edited July 12, 2020 by texifornia

[texifornia 57,547]

 

[ztejas 43,777]

On 7/7/2020 at 2:40 PM, MoJames said:

Mentioned on the broadcast that rumors of Pulisic going out, potentially to Arsenal. I haven't been paying a ton of attention to transfers, is there any substance to this at all?

Haven't heard anything or seen any articles and I've been combing through everything Pulisic related lately. I feel like at this point Chelsea would want at least 9 figures for him and anyone buying would be paying a hefty premium. He's 21 and has been a top 20-30 player in the PL since play resumed at worst.

[ztejas 43,777]

Great fucking win. Even sweeter that we got to rest Pulisic. Let's show up in our last 2 and pray for a Leicester win and shut em out of the CL as well.

[MoJames 8,257]

One win and we are guaranteed champions league.

[RGBIII 22,843]

Havertz is happening folks! Agreed to personal terms...just gotta settle the fee with bayer 

[MoJames 8,257]

Huge. Guess we are catching up on the Hazard income.

[ztejas 43,777]

1 point for Champions League. I could go for 3 today, though.

 

[ztejas 43,777]

Pulisic still dinged I guess? Maybe subs in? I didnt read the full injury report, just heard it was minor and him not playing on Sunday was more of a precaution.

[InkaUtexas 26,404]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

1 point for Champions League. I could go for 3 today, though.

 

Take the 3, hope for ManU to get knocked out!

But Liverpool always makes me nervous. A damn fine team. 

[InkaUtexas 26,404]

FUCK. Fine shot though

[ztejas 43,777]

Piss poor effort by Willian and no surprise that the back 4 (3?) fucks it up further. Pool dropping these games of late didn't help us. You can tell they aren't trying to lose today.

[InkaUtexas 26,404]

Yeah, Liverpool wants it. Seems like we don't. DAMMIT. I am going to lose a bottle of Jack Daniels I can tell. 

[ztejas 43,777]

Attack is ass. We aren't drawing this without Pulisic. 

(Well and now this shit is over regardless. 4-0 incoming...)

[InkaUtexas 26,404]

Yeah. pretty fucking weak. They keep getting pressed and stuck. 

[RichUT 1,876]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Attack is ass. We aren't drawing this without Pulisic. 

(Well and now this shit is over regardless. 4-0 incoming...)

That 4-0 scoreline is your prediction for HT, right?

[InkaUtexas 26,404]

Shit, this keeps up I could see more than 4 over 90 minutes. Pitiful display. The long ball and then cross into the box (where there is no one) is just not working. 

[ztejas 43,777]

1 minute ago, RichUT said:

That 4-0 scoreline is your prediction for HT, right?

I almost wrote 5-0. Just didn't want to beleive it. 

[ztejas 43,777]

Alright. Something to work with.

[InkaUtexas 26,404]

OK, a bit of Honor. And of course right now my client wants a conference call. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,971]

that should help.

again, where the fuck is Pulisic?

[ztejas 43,777]

Does Kepa ever fucking save anything that has a good chance of going in?

[InkaUtexas 26,404]

OK, at least keeping it interesting.