Pet Gator used for Gender Reveal for 10th child

[DallasHorn26 586]

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TAMPA, Fla. (FOX 13) - It took a few chomps, but a pet alligator helped a Florida family at their latest gender reveal party.

Stacie Childs-Wright and her husband Chad are expecting, and they decided on a special way to announce the child’s gender: They had their pet alligator, “Amos,” make the big reveal. This will be their 10th child within their blended family.

Chomp

 

[elfenix 34341]

These people need to be hauled in for questioning

[Brisketexan 105457]

28 minutes ago, elfenix said:

These people need to be hauled in for questioning

That process will be short:

"Are y'all from Florida?....well, okay then."

[Pato del Muerto 52624]

Polk. 

 

Salad. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Well you can't get much more Florida than than.  Are the parents also cousins?

[markstanco 12631]

[Dertyberd 394]

"It's a vagina not a clown car."

[RPM 26365]

10 kids? They should be using that gator to trim it back to 4.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

5 hours ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Stacie Childs-Wright

User name checks out.

[llanoflash 151]

was hoping Amos was getting an arm as a meal at some point

[Reagan1k 3024]

Yep - Kid should be named Amos, not the gator.

And that gator is no pet....its simply letting them think he's a pet until he gets tired of their shit.

[Doze 1322]

[Blotto 23585]

10 hours ago, elfenix said:

These people need to be hauled in for questioning neutering.

 

[Homesickhorn 2208]

[ROFL BOX 6649]

Whoever it is that came up with the idea of a gender reveal needs to be murderlated.

Same goes for the prom-posal & over the top marriage proposals.

Fuck all of that bullshit.

[texasjacket 289]

5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Whoever it is that came up with the idea of a gender reveal needs to be murderlated.

Same goes for the prom-posal & over the top marriage proposals.

Fuck all of that bullshit.

You can thank facebook, instagram, and video/cell phones. None of this shit existed until all these things merged together. This excessive need 'out do the jones'' should be labeled a mental disorder. 

[hayden_horn 11365]

that is possibly the most florida thing that has ever florida'd

[Pato del Muerto 52624]

Anyone else start seeing Pete gardere in the thread title?

[Player 4576]

What kind of heathen names their pet gator Amos?

Give him a proper name so that he can be vested with the authority required to officiate over gender reveal ceremonies.

Name him after a man of the cloth: Amos-Moses.

[Bigbend1812 12942]

Green means it’s gonna be a....? Confused bicurious cis-quad gator/giraffe?

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

On 6/13/2019 at 4:08 PM, llanoflash said:

was hoping Amos was getting an arm as a meal at some point

I kept waiting for Amos to appear. 

[mulletpelini 5216]

On 6/13/2019 at 11:54 PM, ROFL BOX said:

Whoever it is that came up with the idea of a gender reveal needs to be murderlated.

Same goes for the prom-posal & over the top marriage proposals.

Fuck all of that bullshit.

Hyphenated name too

[ABSR 5325]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Hyphenated name too

If you are not sure if the gator is the father, you have to give him some credit.