Copa America 2019

[Napoleon 8682]

13 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

He is Portuguese born.

Also, fuck Argentina.

 

[Napoleon 8682]

In case you missed it, we currently have:

The Women's World Cup
The Gold Cup
The U-20 Wold Cup
Euro U-21s

All pulling attention from CONMEBOL's Copa America.

Plus, who can get up for a big tournament the year after the Wold Cup?

The Euros play in the morning/early afternoon, then you have CONMEBLO play in the late afternoon/evening.

It's perfect!

[ATLLonghorn 856]

and the African Cup of Nations just started too!

[WBT 20579]

8 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

and the African Cup of Nations just started too!

Yeah but when is the African Cup of Nations not going on?

[ATLLonghorn 856]

Suarez asked for a handball on the goalkeeper inside the box hahahahaha

 

[ATLLonghorn 856]

Uruguay beats Chile 1-0 and wins the group, Chile second. Ecuador and Japan draw and are both eliminated so Paraguay goes through.

Brazil vs Paraguay

Argentina vs Venezuela

Colombia vs Chile

Uruguay vs Peru

[WBT 20579]

8 minutes stoppage time in that Ecuador-Japan game but Paraguay managed to hold on for the tie.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I think the best game of the next of the quarterfinals will be Colombia vs Chile.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

the best game of every round remaining will be the game argentina is playing as long as they are alive

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

the best game of every round remaining will be the game argentina is playing as long as they are alive

The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

it's not a joke.  and i'm a neutral.  i only support argentina in their competition with colombians and ticos for hottest latin women, with an honorable mention for peru and chile.

but i digress.

no, not a joke, and the reason argentina are the must-see comedytainment for this copa is, can argentina win with the dog, or will they go out tragically.

[JNip 132]

Fuck Suarez, insufferable cunt.

 

[JNip 132]

 

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

what a save from alisson.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

motherhumper.  sit down late and the fucking debates have pre-empted telemundo.  mother fuckers.

i'm uverse 300.  is there an hd version of universo i can't find it..  bastards.

[Goo Punch 4275]

unbelievable that brazil hasn't scored yet. 

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

it's like a reverse auction, where 2 parties are bidding against each other to up the level of incompetence in a death-spiral of purchased result.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

and as soon as i post, penal.

[Goo Punch 4275]

whoa, i did not see a straight red coming. wow. correct call that it wasn't a penalty, and at the end of the day i think the red was possibly the correct call. crazy sequence of events.

[Braff Zacklin 13579]

Straight red? Hmm.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

One of those really frustrating Brazil games where they have all the possession, created chances, but just can't fucking finish.  Fuck my life.

[Goo Punch 4275]

this goes straight to penalties after 90 minutes, so paraguay only has to hold off for half an hour more to be right back in it. 

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

brazil are not just not finishing.  if there is such a thing as "un-finishing" brazil have done it a dozen times tonight.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

What is pissing me off is them not taking a few shots from the 18.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Fuck fuck fuck...too many fucking touches.  take the fucking shot you fucks.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

like that one

[Goo Punch 4275]

everton soares has impressed me as much as any player i've watched in this tournament. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

1 minute ago, Goo Punch said:

everton soares has impressed me as much as any player i've watched in this tournament. 

case in point. wow he is confident. 

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

"the stain of 14" looks to be setting in, not getting washed away.....

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

porra.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

my god, the comedy value is escalating exponentially by the minute

[Goo Punch 4275]

everton's teammates are letting him down. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

this has been one hell of an entertaining 0-0 draw through the first 75+ minutes. truly. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

puta merda.

[Goo Punch 4275]

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

puta merda.

this feels like watching Arsenal during Wenger's last few years. 

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

4 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

this has been one hell of an entertaining 0-0 draw through the first 75+ minutes. truly. 

the good doktor would ascribe the term "fear and loathing" to this display, if he was alive, and didn't hate this version of football.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

derka, you were saying about everton.....

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

snipers!

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Puta que pariu!!!

[Braff Zacklin 13579]

What a save!

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Someone might die in this town tonight.  May or may not have been fun to watch the game there.

https://goo.gl/maps/7LJhmo1A9yKMi55P8

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

FUUUUCK

[Braff Zacklin 13579]

27 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

this goes straight to penalties after 90 minutes, so paraguay only has to hold off for half an hour more to be right back in it. 

Would Chilavert come out of retirement to take a PK?

[Goo Punch 4275]

holy shit what a match.

[Braff Zacklin 13579]

How did that not find the back of the net?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

How did that not find the back of the net?

Because they are trying to kill me.

[Goo Punch 4275]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

How did that not find the back of the net?

three inches to the right and it's a goal.

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Would Chilavert come out of retirement to take a PK?

that would be.... fantastic

/special1

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Fuck, almost got caught with that bullshit pushing too far up.

[Goo Punch 4275]

should have hit that first time.

Edited June 28, 2019 by Goo Punch