Fart

[Bozo_Casanova 26846]

choose your own adventure

[millhouse 2733]

Sounds like a one way ticket to the shart thread

[Doze 1324]

[Radical Larry 28819]

[ROFL BOX 6655]

20 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Def. Shag material right there.

[RPM 26621]

fart

/färt/

Learn to pronounce

INFORMAL

verb

 

1. 1.

   emit gas from the anus.
2. 2.

   waste time on silly or trivial things.

noun

 

1. 1.

   an emission of gas from the anus.
2. 2.

   a boring or contemptible person.

   "he was such an old fart"

 

 

[Armybrat 41394]

7 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Looks like a queef, not a fart.

[tfoolry 8351]

[miguelito 11502]

More than once I've woken my wife up with a fart.  Not the sound, mind you, as they were silent.  But the smell.  I was kind of proud of those.

[Bigbend1812 13057]

I taste....ketchup and onions.

['stache 22131]

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Blotto 24013]

 

[tfoolry 8351]

[RPM 26621]

17 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

The best pass a Simms ever made.

[Redneck Mutha 8176]

Quote

fart

> shart

[Armybrat 41394]

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

> shart

Seconded.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

So 27 years ago, I finally score a date with this Elizabeth Shue look-alike who eventually foolishly married me, and I'm driving her out to Pedernales for a picnic, and I've been having trouble with weird stuff happening to my 12 year old Honda Civic ever since I ran off the road and into a creek in the middle of the night a month or so earlier (young, stupid, whole other story). So, this awful aroma starts wafting my way from the A/C, and I'm thinking some fresh new hell has arisen in the form of a dead animal somewhere under the hood, and I say "WHAT... IS... THAT... SMELL?!? and I roll down the windows and start apologizing profusely for the state of my car.

Five years later, she admits to me that she had let a silent-but-deadly rip, and only agreed to a second date because I had just assumed it couldn't possibly have been her.

[Bozo_Casanova 26846]

Keeper

[Mo Horn 8937]

7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So 27 years ago, I finally score a date with this Elizabeth Shue look-alike who eventually foolishly married me, and I'm driving her out to Pedernales for a picnic, and I've been having trouble with weird stuff happening to my 12 year old Honda Civic ever since I ran off the road and into a creek in the middle of the night a month or so earlier (young, stupid, whole other story). So, this awful aroma starts wafting my way from the A/C, and I'm thinking some fresh new hell has arisen in the form of a dead animal somewhere under the hood, and I say "WHAT... IS... THAT... SMELL?!? and I roll down the windows and start apologizing profusely for the state of my car.

Five years later, she admits to me that she had let a silent-but-deadly rip, and only agreed to a second date because I had just assumed it couldn't possibly have been her.

Has she ever acted out the scene from Leaving Las Vegas where she pours liquor over her tits...and more importantly can you post the video? 

[tfoolry 8351]

What were you packin in that picnic basket?!

[NAVY 6969]

In on page 1 

 

 

[Buzzrock 15136]

Never not funny

[Doze 1324]

 

https://www.amazon.com/How-Fart-Stronger-without-increase-ebook/dp/B00EWQ22RW

[Surly Bevo 25731]

[Fudge Nuggets 19453]

That Buford’s a sly one.  Already knows his ABC’s.

[Covri 6368]

You ever rip ass as you are turning around to drop a deuce and inadvertently crop dust yourself?  

 

 

 

Sent from the shitter

[Brisketexan 106883]

Inadvertently?  No, not inadvertently.

[miguelito 11502]

Inadvertent is when you're more than advertent.

[futureman 22693]

On 6/16/2019 at 4:48 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

That Buford’s a sly one.  Already knows his ABC’s.

hit the deck, boy!

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

I write "FART" on every fogged up hotel mirror as a nice surprise for the next guest. 

[RPM 26621]

 

[DougO 5264]

On 6/15/2019 at 5:26 AM, RPM said:

The best pass a Simms ever made.

Went on a silent count.