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[Hagbard Celine 10852]

welcome back my friends to this abortion of a tournament, only slightly more valuable than the Oceania version.

tonight, from DF Norte, otherwise known as the rose' bowl, we get watch Tri try to win a virtual smackdown against the US Women and try to put 14 past The Fighting Castros.

canada 4, island aggy 0 in the first game.

you know tri are down when there are giant swaths of the rose' bowl empty, like 30000 seats empty.

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

first goal 1:58 gone

[Jersey Man10 3528]

3-0 Mexico

38 min 1st Half

[Jersey Man10 3528]

4-0 Mexico at the half.

 

 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

5-0 Mexico

[Jersey Man10 3528]

6-0 Mexico

[Jersey Man10 3528]

7-0

[ATLLonghorn 848]

FIFA has Cuba 175, Guyana 177

ELO has Cuba 128, Guyana 166

If the US doesn't beat Guyana by at least four goals Berhalter needs to go.

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

What’s the point of the gold cup anymore? That shitty tournament the year before the World Cup has been cancelled. 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

Mexico 7
Cuba 0

Final

Antuna scores a hat trick.

[WBT 20561]

53 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What’s the point of the gold cup anymore? That shitty tournament the year before the World Cup has been cancelled. 

$$$$

And an excuse for ducking the copa america

Edited June 16, 2019 by WBT

[RamjetFDO 10575]

I am not looking forward to playing Costa Rica any time soon... Damn what a strike.

... And WTF with the vuvuzelas?

[Jersey Man10 3528]

Costa Rica 3

Nicaragua 0

 

At the half.

 

 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

4-0 Ticos

75 minute mark.

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

now i'm totally confused.  jamaica are hosting catracho in i think kingston.  vuvuzelas.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Jamaica and Honduras have broken out the handbags.

[drt 638]

Honduras are a very distasteful team, so this halftime score pleases me. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

Just turned this Jamaica- Honduras game on- good lord, my front yard is in better shape than this field.

[Zepol87 9185]

The earlier game was dogshit. Couldn't watch this one

[kingkoopa6 8347]

Went to the Mexico cuba game at rose bowl. I don’t remember a damn thing. Killed a bottle of Jamison on the train ride up. 

Edited June 18, 2019 by kingkoopa6

[kingkoopa6 8347]

Only photos I took. Was dog shit hammered.

Edited June 18, 2019 by kingkoopa6

[Napoleon 8663]

So this is the Gold Cup. thread?

Couldn't have been much more obscure.

 

[ATLLonghorn 848]

Nicaragua kicks three players off the team for hiring escorts following a 4-0 loss to Costa Rica.

ttps://www.marca.com/en/football/international-football/2019/06/18/5d08f87c268e3e06728b4577.html

[RamjetFDO 10575]

10 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

So this is the Gold Cup. thread?

Si. Alce en el frente debería haberte dicho.

[ATLLonghorn 848]

Even by the lax standards of CONCACAF Guyana shouldn't even be in this tournament. The League of Nations qualifying was 34 teams playing 4 games with the top 10 qualifying for the Gold Cup. Barbados used an ineligible player turning a 2-2 draw into a 3-0 Guyana win giving them nine points. Among the all time CONCACAF-y moments, that's up there.

[LonghornJudas 1097]

3 hours ago, ATLLonghorn said:

Even by the lax standards of CONCACAF Guyana shouldn't even be in this tournament.

So, The US wins this 1-0?

[ATLLonghorn 848]

So, The US wins this 1-0?

3, maybe 4-0.

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[LonghornJudas 1097]

8 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

3, maybe 4-0.

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Hope so. I’m too lazy to rewind. Did I see us in a 4-3-3 with McKennie and Pulisic both playing the 10?

[Zepol87 9185]

What the fuck is this lineup?

[ztejas 43412]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

What the fuck is this lineup?

it's what happens when Tyler Adams is out and Berhalter decides to keep taking it up the ass from MLS 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Cobi lookin' his age....

[Napoleon 8663]

Michael Bradley sucks. 

“Normal sharpness from Michael Bradley.”????

WTF?!?!!

[LonghornJudas 1097]

Good ball and really nice finish by the boob.

[LonghornJudas 1097]

2 hours ago, ATLLonghorn said:

3, maybe 4-0.

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Nailed it.

[Zepol87 9185]

The eye goal saved you

[UDontKnow 10441]

Somewhat of a humorous read: https://www.starsandstripesfc.com/2019/6/18/18688898/2019-gold-cup-recap-usa-4-0-guyana-usmnt-scores-1002-goals

[kingkoopa6 8347]

^

LMAO

The result comes against an opponent made up of players making their careers in the lower levels of Concacaf and the UK at clubs like Peachtree City MOBA, unattached, and Walking Boyz Company. 

[ztejas 43412]

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

^

LMAO

The result comes against an opponent made up of players making their careers in the lower levels of Concacaf and the UK at clubs like Peachtree City MOBA, unattached, and Walking Boyz Company. 

That made me chuckle. 

I still don't understand why we have 2 threads for the USMNT. Unless some folks here are really psyched to watch Canada and Costa Rica trash shitty teams. 

[perfectchaos007 6626]

Don’t hate on my Walking Boyz. They’ll beat Man U in 2038

[Captain Ron 12872]

Was that a manssiere I just saw Guardado wearing?

[Zavala 1384]

Mexico!

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Mexico!

Sucks!

[Zepol87 9185]

Mexico!

Eyyyyyyy Puto!!!! Fuck El Tri

[Captain Ron 12872]

Goalazo for the manssiere wearer

[Zepol87 9185]

Damn that was

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

guardado golazo.

i still don't understand why we have to have mexican announcers on the english broadcast.

my name, is jose, jimenez.

[Zepol87 9185]

Don't watch the English broadcast

[TexasMan 10891]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

guardado golazo.

i still don't understand why we have to have mexican announcers on the english broadcast.

my name, is jose, jimenez.

I just watch the Univision feed 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

2-0 México

¡Golazo de Guardado!

[TexasMan 10891]

The sound is better than FS1, and they cut away to hot Mexican chicks in the crowd when they have the chance.