This guy here is dead?

[ztejas 43537]

Cross him off, then. 

[TexArcher 38066]

Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.

[TexArcher 38066]

Nice catch, Hays.  Don't ever fuckin' do it again.

[ztejas 43537]

I feel like there was another Major League thread, but I'm too lazy and drunk to find it. 

So, I like Jesus, but he does not help with curveball.

[TrashMaster G 17599]

Just now, ztejas said:

I feel like there was another Major League thread, but I'm too lazy and drunk to find it. 

So, I like Jesus, but he does not help with curveball.

Yeah, and the line in the thread title was not a question in the movie.

[ztejas 43537]

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, and the line in the thread title was not a question in the movie.

You sound like fun at parties. 

[Guest Lobo]

Well, to be fair.  That’s why the line is funny, because he delivers it with this annoyed frustration as if to say, “this list is bullshit, you don’t even know if some of them are alive.”   And that’s what makes her follow up even more hilarious.  

If the guy asks, “this guy here is dead?”  Her line is then, “maybe.  If he is dead, you can cross him off then.”

when we start movie threads based on a singular, well-know quote...you gotta get that right, punctuation and all.  

“So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet?”

[Wild Bill 324]

You want me to drag him out of here, kick the shit out of him?

[TrashMaster G 17599]

28 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, and the line in the thread title was not a question in the movie.

I'm lots of fun because I get movie quotes right.

[Radical Larry 28662]

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

I hope to one day watch this after a title. In the meantime...

[BigDHornfan 6550]

Shut up Dorn!!

 

[bschoolprof 6272]

look at this fuckin guy.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

California Penal.

[Incredulity 11683]

Well, I guess there is just one thing left to do.

What's that?

Win the whole fucking thing!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm lots of fun because I get movie quotes right.

Up your butt, Jobu.

[Red Five 40895]

Let’s go out there and give them all a big shitburger to eat.

[Biff Tannen 45737]

You put snot on the ball?

[Incredulity 11683]

some day you will too.

[TrashMaster G 17599]

The post-game show is brought to you by.... Christ!  I can't find it.  To hell with it!

[Jshep34 2321]

Hats for bats

Sent from my SM-G930P using Tapatalk

[bschoolprof 6272]

I've never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime. 

Most of these guys never had a prime.

[ztejas 43537]

12 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

They're still shitty 

[Incredulity 11683]

Excuse me, got to take my first steps towards the Hall of Fame.

[PencilPusher 454]

Hey bartender....Jobu needs a refill!

[WBT 20669]

We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son

[Incredulity 11683]

I dunno... I got a guy on the other line about a set of white walls.

[Macanudo 13012]

19 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

Hey bartender....Jobu needs a refill!

I said that last night at a bar.  Bartender looked confused but two older gentlemen chuckled and nodded.

[Al_4_ISU 12484]

I got a guy here on the other line asking about some white walls.

[PencilPusher 454]

On 6/16/2019 at 11:29 PM, Radical Larry said:

Earliest role for "The Janitor" from Scrubs and Mike Heck from The Middle.

[demos 3011]

Juuuuuuust a bit outside.

[BigDHornfan 6550]

How can these guys lay off pitches that close?
2 hits?  That’s all we got, 2 goddamned hits?

You can’t say God damn on the air.

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

15 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

You can’t say God damn on the air.

nobody's listening anyway

[ztejas 43537]

19 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Harry Doyle is the best in a series of kickass characters.  Pepper Leach, Monty, and the construction worker with the inexplicable Brooklyn accent are fantastic bit players. 

I love this movie.  Best baseball movie, certainly best baseball comedy, tied with Caddyshack for best sports comedy of all time.  

Yeah it's not just a good comedy it's a good sports movie. The last scene where they are playing the Yankees is really well done. 

"Strike this motherfucker out"

Also love how it ends on them winning the pennant - no bullshit tying of loose ends, no World Series - just cuts to credits. 

[RoundRobin 828]

How’s your wife and my kids?

[henrygandorf 29194]

On 6/16/2019 at 8:53 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, and the line in the thread title was not a question in the movie.

this is driving me fucking crazy.

[bschoolprof 6272]

Don’t give me this ole bullshit.

[Genco 3041]

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah it's not just a good comedy it's a good sports movie. The last scene where they are playing the Yankees is really well done. 

"Strike this motherfucker out"

Also love how it ends on them winning the pennant - no bullshit tying of loose ends, no World Series - just cuts to credits. 

They only locked up the AL East.

[TexArcher 38066]

2 hours ago, Genco said:

They only locked up the AL East.

Right.  It was a one game playoff for the division.  And it didn't matter what happened after that.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Harry: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add?

Monty: Ummm... no.

Harry: He's not the best color man in the league for nothing, folks!

[ChickenSandwich 9852]

On 6/17/2019 at 10:04 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Up your butt, Jobu.

“Up your bucket Jobu” - cable version

[TexArcher 38066]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

“Up your bucket Jobu” - cable version

You may runs like Mays, but you hit like his sister.