What are your favorite movie quotes?

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 

[thrillhammer 683]

I extend to you a laurel and hearty handshake

[pokeNbeans 203]

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin'laser beams attached to their heads!

[BayouBill 835]

"Hey guys! Whoa, Big Gulps huh?....

Well, see ya later!"

 

“Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister.”

[Guest]

If you're good at something, never do it for free...

 

How much you want?

 

Half...

[David Dennison 18860]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

[henrygandorf 29191]

an underrated line from an underrated movie:

"it's supposed to be hard that's why they call it a shortcut.  if it was easy it would just be the way."

[Guest Lobo]

For a laugh-by-numbers script, it's a rather poignant line from.  And very well delivered from an actor who I don't think I ever saw again.  His next best line from the writers is, "Just go eat an Eskimo Pie or something."  He didn't have much to work with.  

[Rimbo 25936]

Would you say that I have a plethora of pinatas?

... that whole scene.

[DougO 5248]

 

[BlueGreySky 1006]

Dogs and cats, living together - mass hysteria!

[Bull Horn 118]

“I’m your huckleberry. That’s just my game.”

[BigDHornfan 6548]

Isn't fun the best thing to have?

Engine room, where the hell is my drink?

You're a hooker?  I just thought I was doing great with you.

[Mileslong 4727]

“This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.”

[Nole-4-Life 804]

Pain don't hurt.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

Not me, I'm in my prime. 

In the words of the great Sam Snead: "If you're not thinking about pussy, you're just not concentrating."

 

Edited June 18, 2019 by Fuck Tim Beck

[BigDHornfan 6548]

Morning Ma'am, and aint it a lovely day?

 

[Guest]

What does 3up and 3down mean to you, Airman?

The end of an inning?

[Txlc 10]

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I am all out of bubble gum"

 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

[insert] all of Docs lines from Tombstone [text]

[Neonmoon 38129]

Favorite:

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

What difference do you think you can make, one single man in all this madness?

Most quoted:

That's why they call it space. 

Hurry Tommy, before zee Germans get here. 

 

[nycHorn 3008]

"Run!"

[Underdog 28639]

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Edited June 18, 2019 by Underdog
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[Jerry Callo 8703]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' 
swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power 
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic 
ceremony! 

[David Dennison 18860]

"I want my two dollars."

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Morpheus is fighting Neo!

 

 

Edited June 18, 2019 by kingkoopa6

[Underdog 28639]

Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. 

Joe-Bob’s...  Eat here or I’ll kill ya. 

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? 

 

 

[TexasBeta 1261]

“Here's an uncashed check for $80,000"

“Keep it"

“And a summons"

[Deej 76793]

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

[Kennythetiger 9383]

On 6/17/2019 at 2:08 PM, ztejas said:

All 93 of these. But "Picked a hell of a time to tell me" is my favorite. 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064115/characters/nm0000056

Probably my favorite screenplay overall. 

Between my dad, my brother, and me, any time one of us royally screws-up something, one of the other two will ask, "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. 

Hey kid, that's good advice!

[Mach 1 1677]

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

If it's you or them, send flowers.

[deadshank 24653]

Why does he call me "meat?"  I'm the one driving the Porsche.

 

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddammed right.  Unless you were going all the way.  Kurtz got off the boat.  He split from the whole fucking program.

 

Toodaloo, muthafuckas.

 

 

 

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

On June 17, 2019 at 11:24 PM, Rimbo said:

Would you say that I have a plethora of pinatas?

... that whole scene.

Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?

...that whole scene. 

[Rimbo 25936]

Does this mean that Ann Margaret is not coming?

[DallasGatr 216]

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

 

 

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Do you ever feel lonely? 

Only around people.  

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

9 hours ago, DallasGatr said:

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

Sometimes nothin’s a pretty cool hand. 

[TrashMaster G 17557]

"What if there is no tomorrow?  There wasn't one today!"

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

“By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.” (The African Queen)

“Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.” (Big Trouble I’m Little China) 

 

[Underdog 28639]

I’m not an actor, I’m a movie star! 

[HoustonFrog 368]

Whatcha got ain’t nothing new. This country’s hard on people, you can’t stop what’s coming, it ain’t all waiting on you. That’s vanity.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 Frankly my dear I don't give a damn. 

A deal deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican! Business is business, right?

 

[henrygandorf 29191]

as far as quotes i use in everyday life:

"i'm from texas.  it's in the southwestern part of the united states." (this works because i don't actually live in texas)

"what could the bosses do, they're 1500 miles away and i don't know anybody who can see that far." (i change up the beginning portion, typically reflecting wherever my wife is)

"i was misinformed." (because i often am)

[UTCzech III 2907]

(Most quoted, when the situation arises)

Yeah, let's go get sushi and not pay.

Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time...

Right now we gotta get my car outta this bad area

We are gonna get him the HELL... outta there.

Find one in every car.    You'll see.

Nothin' but the best.

THEY?  Who the hell is they?

Why, it must be Italian!

 

[Rimbo 25936]

6 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

“By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.” (The African Queen)

“Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.” (Big Trouble I’m Little China) 

 

Two great ones. You didn't have to name the movies for these.  

[MAROON 445]

Who wears the pants in the family H.I.?

It's not personal, it's strictly business

grab a brew, don't cost nothin

 

 

[mchookem 16336]

That's a bold statement.

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