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If you're good at something, never do it for free...

 

How much you want?

 

Half...

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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

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For a laugh-by-numbers script, it's a rather poignant line from.  And very well delivered from an actor who I don't think I ever saw again.  His next best line from the writers is, "Just go eat an Eskimo Pie or something."  He didn't have much to work with.  

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What does 3up and 3down mean to you, Airman?

The end of an inning?

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Favorite:

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

What difference do you think you can make, one single man in all this madness?

Most quoted:

That's why they call it space. 

Hurry Tommy, before zee Germans get here. 

 

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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' 
swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power 
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic 
ceremony! 

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Why does he call me "meat?"  I'm the one driving the Porsche.

 

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddammed right.  Unless you were going all the way.  Kurtz got off the boat.  He split from the whole fucking program.

 

Toodaloo, muthafuckas.

 

 

 

 

 

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“By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.” (The African Queen)

“Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.” (Big Trouble I’m Little China) 

 

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as far as quotes i use in everyday life:

"i'm from texas.  it's in the southwestern part of the united states." (this works because i don't actually live in texas)

"what could the bosses do, they're 1500 miles away and i don't know anybody who can see that far." (i change up the beginning portion, typically reflecting wherever my wife is)

"i was misinformed." (because i often am)

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(Most quoted, when the situation arises)

Yeah, let's go get sushi and not pay.

Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time...

Right now we gotta get my car outta this bad area

We are gonna get him the HELL... outta there.

Find one in every car.    You'll see.

Nothin' but the best.

THEY?  Who the hell is they?

Why, it must be Italian!

 

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6 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

“By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.” (The African Queen)

“Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.” (Big Trouble I’m Little China) 

 

Two great ones. You didn't have to name the movies for these. :) 

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