What are your favorite movie quotes?

[TexasBuckeye 43]

"Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a bitch."  Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee 

"You can't handle the truth." Colonel Jessup (Jack Nicholson).

"A Few Good Men"

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4 hours ago, TexasBuckeye said:

You can't handle the truth." Colonel Jessup (Jack Nicholson).

What?

4 hours ago, TexasBuckeye said:

 "A Few Good Men"

Ooooh.  

[RPM 26321]

Whatever suits you just tickles us plumb to death.

[Hornius Emeritus 12462]

Conan ... what is good in life?  To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of their women.

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

"I'll see you on the beach!" .........Capt. Miller 2nd Rangers

[Mdhorn 5949]

“There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.” 

 

followed by

 

“This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that’s pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.” 

 

 

Edited August 6, 2019 by Mdhorn

[Fondren & Main 6718]

Here come two words for you SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[McCroskey 1504]

"Sir, are we being too literal?"

"No, you fool, we're following orders.   We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it."

[NAVY 6740]

Bud: Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez! Gypsy dildo punks. I’ll get your ass! 

Otto: WOW that was intense! 

Bud: Repo man is always intense. Come on kid, let’s go get a drink. 

[dogbreath 434]

Time is the substance of which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along. But I am time. It's a tiger, tearing me apart; but I am the tiger.

The most important thing I discovered a few days after turning 65 is that I can't waste any more time doing things I don't want to do.

 

[Cajun 11705]

Mr. Pink:
You kill anybody?

Mr. White:
A few cops.

Mr. Pink:
No real people?

Mr. White:
Just cops.

[Cajun 11705]

"To a New Yorker like you a Hero is some kind of weird sandwich!"

~Oddball to Crapgame in Kelly's Heroes

[Cajun 11705]

"Utah, get me two!"

[SuckitKevin 920]

Breaks over boys. Don’t just lay there gettin a suntan, won’t do you no good anyhow.

[Bojack 2081]

You like to gamble, Eddie?  Gamble money on pool games?

[Cajun 11705]

"That's some bad hat Harry."

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

Patton:
Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I shoveled shit in Louisiana."

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

"Nice tits. It's not the Tourette's talking, I'm just saying."

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

Man's got to make a living.

Dying ain't much of a living.

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

Who'd you shoot first?

All I know is who I'm going to shoot next.

[Rabidhorn 121]

THAT'S BOLD TALK FROM A ONE EYED FAT MAN

FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SONOFABITCH

 

Do you feel lucky?

Well do you punk?

 

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning

 

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely god damn right

[Nole-4-Life 804]

Couple from Staff Sgt. Barnes

"You all smoke this shit to escape reality? Me, I don't need this shit....I am reality."

"Death? What do you all know about death?"

Edited October 17, 2019 by Nole-4-Life

[BabaYaga 15298]

Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

[Buck Strickland 380]

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

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that's a good one. Laurel and Hardy's Big Business. Great movie full of great lines.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Oh my god you're HUUUGE!!

Eraserhead (1977)

Mrs. X: Henry, may I speak to you a minute? Over here. Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?

Henry Spencer: [stammering] Why?

Mrs. X: Did you?

Henry Spencer: Why are you asking me this question?

Mrs. X: I have a very good reason, and now I want you to tell me.

Henry Spencer: I'm, I'm very... I love Mary!

Mrs. X: [interrupting] Henry, I asked you if you and Mary had sexual intercourse!

Henry Spencer: Well, I don't... I don't think that's any of your business!

Mrs. X: [interrupting] Henry!

Henry Spencer: I'm sorry.

Mrs. X: You're in very bad trouble if you won't cooperate...

[nuzzling at his neck]

Henry Spencer: Well, I...

[calls]

Henry Spencer: Mary!

Mary X: [grabbing her away] Mother!

[sobs]

Mrs. X: Answer me!

Henry Spencer: I'm too nervous.

Mrs. X: There's a baby. It's at the hospital.

Mary X: Mom!

Mrs. X: And you're the father.

Henry Spencer: Well, well that's impossible! It's only been...

Mary X: Mother, they're still not sure it is a baby!

[demos 3003]

[Nolacycling 893]

"Fuuuuuck You" Kevin Bacon, after Tremor worm kills itself running into culvert.

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

Suck my fat one you cheap dimestore hood. 

[Bama Llama 1450]

Laszlo: Play La Marseillaise. Play  it!

Bandleader: Looks at Rick

Rick: (nods)

The rest is seared upon the eyes and ears of history - epic, man.  Epic. 

[TexasBeta 1261]

“I can eat fifty eggs” - Cool Hand Luke

[Trey3216 15346]

23 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

“I can eat fifty eggs” - Cool Hand Luke

“ how long?” 
“Hour” 

[TexasBeta 1261]

“ how long?” 
“Hour” 

If my boy says he can eat fifty eggs... he can eat fifty eggs!

[demos 3003]

Watching Hunt for Red October. So many good ones.


Russians don’t take a dump son without a plan

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

Little Boy : [Jimmy has just signed a baseball for a little boy, who reads]  Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan.

Jimmy Dugan : Hey, that's good advice!

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Gabriel: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

Crowley: "Where have you been?"

[HouTex 1867]

Laszlo: Play La Marseillaise. Play  it!
Bandleader: Looks at Rick
Rick: (nods)
The rest is seared upon the eyes and ears of history - epic, man.  Epic. 

The entire movie is quotable.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine.
Play it, Sam. Play “As Time Goes By.”
Lotta water under the bridge.
Round up the usual suspects.
Somehow, because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.
I stick my neck out for nobody.
I shall remember to pay it to myself.
I really can’t say, although I knew him in Paris.

[Bama Llama 1450]

8 hours ago, HouTex said:

The entire movie is quotable.
 

Agreed, there are many quotable lines.  But when the house band cranks up La Marseillaise and the patrons all join in and drown out the Nazis, and the hooker with a heart of gold at the bar sings out "Aux armes, citoyens!" and shouts "Vive la France!" at the end, it gets me right in the old heart every time.  Strong, strong stuff.  I don't know of a more memorable sequence in any film.

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Apologies if already noted.  

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“One day my grandson said to me, grandpa were you a hero in the war? And i said to him no I'm not a hero, but I have served in a company full of them.”
― Dick Winters, Beyond Band of Brothers: The War Memoirs of Major Dick Winters

From a comedy (Clerks) but definitely how I feel.

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I hate people, but I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

 

[TommyGufano 6021]

Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said 'if you label me, you negate me'?

[AustinHorn 57]

Marlon Brando: The Horror ... the horror 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?

vasquez:  no, have you?

Edited November 2, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Neonmoon 38129]

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?

vasquez:  no, have you?

They mostly come out at night...mostly 

[Rimbo 25935]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

I'll tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do...we're gonna take this luggage with us. 

[WBT 20572]

Is he D and D or is he a canary?

[Jerry Callo 8703]

Let me explain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

[Guest Lobo]

It's just one long sentence, but it lasts from 1:35-1:55 in this clip.  I happily steal it from Mamet on a monthly basis.  It's so brilliantly delivered from an otherwise subdued Pacino.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

So many good ones.

If you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

 

[henrygandorf 29191]

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

It's just one long sentence, but it lasts from 1:35-1:55 in this clip.  I happily steal it from Mamet on a monthly basis.  It's so brilliantly delivered from an otherwise subdued Pacino.

i know you're a big comedy/comedians guy, but nice to see you're a mamet fan too.  not sure if you're into his other stuff, but state and main, house of games, and spanish prisoner are among my favorites (that he's written and directed).

whenever i'm stuck on anything i'm writing, i put on mamet, simon, goldman, sorkin to get me going.  they're all represented on this thread, 3/4 on this page.