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Near as I can tell, the Trump thread turned toward the USWNT, and inevitably, the horndogs started talking about lesbian sex acts. Chrispy either didn't know what those were or pretended not to and expressed revulsion at them. The Surly Comitatus justice was swift and vicious. Life around here is cheap when you claim not to know how a woman can be a top or what pegging is, and then post a GIF of someone puking when you learn what pegging is. He had about as much a chance as a murdering horse thief in west Texas in 1870.

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Zavaia (not Zavala)?
Motherfucker is using the same avatar that Zavala does, but has made zero posts. He has negged me twice ala lighthetower or whatever that fucker's name was.
Anyone else?
 

Probably the same person behind SyndeyCartoon, with the real Sydney's avatar who negged me.
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16 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Near as I can tell, the Trump thread turned toward the USWNT, and inevitably, the horndogs started talking about lesbian sex acts. Chrispy either didn't know what those were or pretended not to and expressed revulsion at them. The Surly Comitatus justice was swift and vicious. Life around here is cheap when you claim not to know how a woman can be a top or what pegging is, and then post a GIF of someone puking when you learn what pegging is. He had about as much a chance as a murdering horse thief in west Texas in 1870.

Chrispy just re-emerged On the Recruiting board FYI

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Gonna re-pitch the idea of posters being put in a time out forum after reinstation.  Kinda like an Island of Misfit Toys on a message board of misfits.  They can only post in that forum.  Non-misfit-misfits can drop by and say hey.  No topics/subtopics, just one forum.

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53 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Gonna re-pitch the idea of posters being put in a time out forum after reinstation.  Kinda like an Island of Misfit Toys on a message board of misfits.  They can only post in that forum.  Non-misfit-misfits can drop by and say hey.  No topics/subtopics, just one forum.

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On 7/9/2019 at 1:28 AM, immortal13 said:

No, let him in now. He will fit right in

Cloak room is all about eating their own now. It’s awesome entertainment.

 Groverat is the most entertaining  

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48 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Cloak room is all about eating their own now. It’s awesome entertainment.

 Groverat is the most entertaining  

I cannot bring myself to go back in, even for the entertainment value. 

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11 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Cloak room is all about eating their own now. It’s awesome entertainment.

 Groverat is the most entertaining  

Which one is groverat?

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15 hours ago, Capn81 said:

I cannot bring myself to go back in, even for the entertainment value. 

Oh it is solid entertainment.  The Donald Trump thread is my go to for a good laugh.  It makes me realize I am living a very good life.  

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On 6/4/2019 at 1:22 PM, Tex Pete said:

Zavaia (not Zavala)?

Motherfucker is using the same avatar that Zavala does, but has made zero posts. He has negged me twice ala lighthetower or whatever that fucker's name was.

Anyone else?

 

It's probably one of my fans. I don't have any socks, and I don't really get into neg wars. How can someone make zero posts and neg? Shits borked. 

Anyway, have some poz

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On 7/7/2019 at 11:53 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Dammit, the bell finally tolled for Chrispy and I wasn't around to join in with the mob. 

Funny how that happens in the CR, one day you are arguing with a sock, next day you "crowd sourced".

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See? We're tolerant of differing opinions. But if you constantly shoot yourself in the foot, sooner or later you're going to bleed to death.

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11 minutes ago, RPM said:

See? We're tolerant of differing opinions. But if you constantly shoot yourself in the foot, sooner or later you're going to bleed to death.

Or get attacked by a pack of rabid, wild, braying Hyenas.....  after they smell the blood of course.

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1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Just when I think it can't get any more retarded in the CR, the local idiots go and top themselves.  I said it before, nothing but a bunched of scorned ex housewives drunk at bookclub bitching about their ex husbands and his new better wife.  Keep the laughs coming guys.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/10166-are-republicans-evil/

 

What a bunch of pussies

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3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Just when I think it can't get any more retarded in the CR, the local idiots go and top themselves.  I said it before, nothing but a bunched of scorned ex housewives drunk at bookclub bitching about their ex husbands and his new better wife.  Keep the laughs coming guys.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/10166-are-republicans-evil/

 

Is Goo Punch evil? 

 

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13 hours ago, Machinator said:

Are we going to have a new account / posting limit on the football board once the season starts? Less than a month until the LSU game and the trolls are filtering in at a high rate.

what do you recommend?

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Are we going to have a new account / posting limit on the football board once the season starts? Less than a month until the LSU game and the trolls are filtering in at a high rate.

I just peeped that garbage ass secrant forum and they mention how surly sucks because new members can’t post and are accused of being aggy. Lulz. SEC are a good fit for aggy, all pussies.
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10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How about a "jump in" style gang initiation?

On the interwebz ?  How would that work exactly ?

 

Pithy one liners meant to cause metaphorical paper cuts thru your computer screen ?

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On the interwebz ?  How would that work exactly ?
 
Pithy one liners meant to cause metaphorical paper cuts thru your computer screen ?

No one said anything about online. Group of 5 surly posters fly/drive out and physically jump the poor bastard in.
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47 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


No one said anything about online. Group of 5 surly posters fly/drive out and physically jump the poor bastard in.

holy fucking shit I actually laughed out loud.

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On 8/14/2019 at 1:53 PM, Patricio Swayze said:


No one said anything about online. Group of 5 surly posters fly/drive out and physically jump the poor bastard in.

I'm in.

I need some rec

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On 8/14/2019 at 2:48 PM, Lurch said:

I’ve met a good number of you.


It’s going to take more than 5.

something like this...buncha tough guys and gals.

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On 7/8/2019 at 12:15 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Near as I can tell, the Trump thread turned toward the USWNT, and inevitably, the horndogs started talking about lesbian sex acts. Chrispy either didn't know what those were or pretended not to and expressed revulsion at them. The Surly Comitatus justice was swift and vicious. Life around here is cheap when you claim not to know how a woman can be a top or what pegging is, and then post a GIF of someone puking when you learn what pegging is. He had about as much a chance as a murdering horse thief in west Texas in 1870.

What kind of red-blooded American male would object to lesbians and what they do? Wtf?

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