Get paid $10k to travel US to eat ribs

[Nicole44 22057]

Y’all should all apply. You have until June 19th so y’all should get on it. 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/17/us/reynolds-wrap-ribs-job-trnd/index.html

Reynolds Wrap is looking for someone to travel across the United States in search of the tastiest ribs. If the savory barbecue wasn't enough, they're also handing out a $10,000 check to go along with it.

 

 

 

[BlueGreySky 1002]

Damn.  I my state's teaching schedule were a little bit different (we are 1st week of Aug to 3rd week of May) I'd actually consider giving this a go because wtf not? 

[jeevsie 3733]

I would do this anyway, why would I need to get paid?

Wait, is that bad negotiations?

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

[Moby Ric 2058]

I like ribs

[RDCanecutter 26379]

@MaybeACoordinator

Respond to Bat Signal, please.

[Jive Turkey 12594]

i found the guy.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

@MaybeACoordinator

Respond to Bat Signal, please.

This is the sort of thing I don't even dare to dream.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Ever since Amtrak rejected me for their writers in residence program, sniff sniff...

[RDCanecutter 26379]

4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Ever since Amtrak rejected me for their writers in residence program, sniff sniff...

This isn't rattling along breathing farts in a box. This is roaming the earth, eating fresh kills.

If you don't apply, they'll give the job to some skinny-neck up-talking bitch who barely nibbles at the ribs in between salads.