Amazing Soccer Goals, Saves and Blunders

[Goo Punch 4275]

The goal so nice we posted it twice. Seriously sick goal.

[Captain Ron 12862]

 

 

[Captain Ron 12862]

 

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Gareth Bale:

 

https://streamja.com/Wn7G

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

 

 

Edited May 16, 2018 by Firemans4Horn

[Napoleon 8658]

Insane move and then nice goal by Philadelphia Union's Ilsinho. It looked like an Italian guy from the 2006 WC squad pulling off a Ronaldinho move.

https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2018/05/30/goal-ilsinhos-skills-lead-score

[hobbes2702 13028]

On 5/16/2018 at 11:10 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

Holy shit

[Goo Punch 4275]

Rashford’s got tekkers:

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Zidane still got it-

 

https://streamable.com/dbfew

[Longboard Horn 40284]

Clint Dempsey scoring on Ghana 30 seconds into the match

 

[Longboard Horn 40284]

 

 

[Napoleon 8658]

Someone needs to put Croatia's first goal on here. It was both an Amazing Goal and an Amazing Blunder.

[Cameltoe 114]

On 4/2/2018 at 12:53 PM, Captain Ron said:

 

This one reminds me of youth soccer tournaments in Houston. Freakin swampland.

Edited June 22, 2018 by Cameltoe

[Cameltoe 114]

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Someone needs to put Croatia's first goal on here. It was both an Amazing Goal and an Amazing Blunder.

More blunder than brilliant goal. The Argentine keeper served up a golden opportunity, and the Croatian converted it nicely. But you just can't fuck around like that as a keeper.

[Cameltoe 114]

Poland's 1 goal vs Senegal was a fairly standard header off a set piece, but Andres Cantor's call of it was fucking gold. Best "gooool" scream yet of the tournament.

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

[Captain Ron 12862]

This was waved off as offside, but this was the Kane shot that he "botched" or ...

 

It was a save.

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

[Napoleon 8658]

Six remarkable shots! (Not all of them hit the target.)

 

Edited August 9, 2018 by Napoleon

[Captain Ron 12862]

Oh man, this touch by Iniesta, yes it's against a Japanese team, but DAMN...

HD here - https://streamable.com/95rvl

[Napoleon 8658]

I've said it many times before on Shaggy and probably once or twice on Surly, but I'll say it again.

"When in doubt, add an Argentine attacking player."

I'd never hear of Lautaro Martinez before he was named to Argentina's 35 man preliminary foster for the World Cup, but after watching a few videos of him on YouTube, I felt that not only should be be on the plane to Russia, but that he needed to be on the field as much as possible. Unlike Iniesta, he only touched the ball once, but what a touch it was.

Right Video: http://www.espn.com/soccer/video?gameId=519118

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

I've said it many times before on Shaggy and probably once or twice on Surly, but I'll say it again.

"When in doubt, add an Argentine attacking player."

I'd never hear of Lautaro Martinez before he was named to Argentina's 35 man preliminary foster for the World Cup, but after watching a few videos of him on YouTube, I felt that not only should be be on the plane to Russia, but that he needed to be on the field as much as possible. Unlike Iniesta, he only touched the ball once, but what a touch it was.

Right Video: http://www.espn.com/soccer/video?gameId=519118

wow.

[Napoleon 8658]

ENGLISH female player uses a little of her extra padding to score a most unusual goal vs México.

https://www.foxsports.com/soccer/video/1297529411960

[Goo Punch 4275]

Sick: https://streamable.com/vbakz

[Braff Zacklin 13552]

Zlatan doing Zlatan things. Sure, it's only MLS, but still amazing. Was also the 500th goal of his professional career.

 

[Napoleon 8658]

2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Zlatan doing Zlatan things. Sure, it's only MLS, but still amazing. Was also the 500th goal of his professional career.

 

Apparently at least 2 of the 3 Toronto Security Personnel were blown away by this goal.

1) Middle Left Side
2) Ballcap & Glasses Above The Toronto Defender
 

[Goo Punch 4275]

Payet can still score them-

 

https://streamable.com/yrtjw

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

On 8/12/2018 at 9:42 PM, Napoleon said:

ENGLISH female player uses a little of her extra padding to score a most unusual goal vs México.

https://www.foxsports.com/soccer/video/1297529411960

Her teammate's reaction at the end was pretty funny.

[HenryJames 66033]

 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

 

[DanTheHorn 4913]

[shnsajax 3591]

NEGGED!

[Braff Zacklin 13552]

Haha that goal was so amazing and so full of class that, even as it was happening, I could only watch and admire in astonishment.

But, still, fuck El Tri.

[Goo Punch 4275]

when you shoot from outside the box and the ball lands in the top of the net, that's an amazing shot.

 

https://streamja.com/zOdk

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Your link is broken but I’m guessing this was the goal

 

 

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

indeed that's the one. 

[Captain Ron 12862]

Wondo

 

 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Liverpool loanee Harry Wilson from way outside on a free kick today

 

[Napoleon 8658]

On 9/24/2018 at 8:52 AM, Captain Ron said:

Wondo

 

 

I would have said that the laws of physics would make this impossible if I hadn't seen it for myself.

Amazing!

At least Wondo had a defender partially blocking the goal, so a lower kick wasn't guaranteed to go in (at least that's how I remember it), but this... wow!

[Captain Ron 12862]

Sturridge scored a heck of a goal today

 

https://streamja.com/vdnN

 

[Captain Ron 12862]

Coutinho too

https://streamja.com/Bqg3

Edited September 27, 2018 by Captain Ron

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Saw that angle earlier today. Unreal. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

 

[Captain Ron 12862]

And yes, he touches the ball.

[Captain Ron 12862]