OU Recruiting 2021: Where did David Boren touch you?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

OU recruiting 2021:  Something, something..SAE

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

OU Recruiting 2021: Peniswise Picks

 

all credit to Thujone

[Machinator 32099]

https://247sports.com/Player/Ethan-Downs-46056733/

[Machinator 32099]

On 6/20/2019 at 8:48 AM, rickyspub said:

OU 2021: Where did David Boren touch you?

 

 

On 6/20/2019 at 11:43 AM, SydneyCarton said:

OU 2021 Recruiting: How The Grinch Stole Defense

 

On 6/20/2019 at 1:02 PM, Casual Encounter said:

OU 2021: #MethToo Movement 

 

On 6/20/2019 at 9:38 PM, cafe society said:

OU Recruiting 2021:  There's Meth Head to the Madness

These are my favorites for the title. Any preferences?

[texifornia 57172]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

 

 

These are my favorites for the title. Any preferences?

The Boren one. It's important to remember their school president was a known diddler for years.

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Boren one. It's important to remember their school president was a known diddler for years.

2nded.

[Getafix 28822]

OU Recruiting 2021:  You know how THIS play ends, Mr. Lincoln

[HenryJames 66189]

He’s still dreaming about symmetrical eyes.

[closetojumping 62891]

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Ethan-Downs-46056733/

Boy, it’s like some people were truly born to go to a certain school. 

 

[cafe society 2878]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, it’s like some people were truly born to go to a certain school. 

 

To the trailer born?

Edited October 10, 2019 by cafe society

[1leggedduck 443]

So what you're saying is that the President of Oklahoma University for 24 years, was using his office to initiate non consensual, homosexual groping, fondling, touching, and such, on university employees over whom he had the power to promote, demote, hire, fire, and in his mind, diddle? Is that what you're saying? I think that's what you're saying. I'm pretty sure you're saying that the former president of Mobilhoma University was a fucking sexual predator with the state imbued power to harass at will. The only reason I can figure that this has not been a much bigger story is that it seems normal inside of that state, the football team has won a lot of games during his time, and no one outside of Oklahoma gives a shit what happens in Oklahoma.

On a recruiting note, OU sucks.

Edited October 10, 2019 by 1leggedduck

[Scholz 11970]

Fondling.  Such a great word.

[1leggedduck 443]

Don't undersell "groping." That word carries some umph, no?

[JerryHubbard 282]

For 2022

Lincoln takes a headshot

[Katfid54 8635]

OU Recruiting 2022:  Lincoln Sleeps With His American Cousin

[Magus Ossis 2868]

It's 2022, and OU still sucks.

[KYHorn 17206]

OU Recruiting 2022: Rattling Your Spencer and Hassling Your Wood

Edited October 10, 2019 by KYHorn

[Neonmoon 38130]

OU Recruiting 2022: Still Beating Women

[SydneyCarton 48210]

18 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

 

These are my favorites for the title. Any preferences?

I'd argue that "Where DIDN'T David Boren touch you" would be a fine adjustment. 

[Magus Ossis 2868]

OUDNA 22 pairs
OU '22: smells like deuces
or, wait for it,

 

OU '22: dick eaters and chick beaters

[1leggedduck 443]

You folks aren't giving our trailer dwelling acquaintances to the north any credit. You are assuming that nothing illegal, immoral, or constituting outright cheating on an heretofore unknown scale, will occur between now and when 2022 recruiting heats up. Ye of little faith! Their President was roughing up the junk of his lovely office boys, on State company time, for Pete's sake. And for those of you old enough to know what I'm talking about, don't you imagine his male office staff looking like the waiters at the GM Steakhouse on the Drag, circa 1982? You don't think something that eclipses the forgiveness of face crushing punches, the bar room punching of women, etc. will arise clad in crimson and cream? They're as bereft of morals as aggy is bereft of self awareness. They'll give us our 2022 recruiting thread name, just give them time.