Fitlump talking trash to the mayor on twitter

[Goo Punch 4275]

Do we still follow her? I actually haven't heard from her in ages, but just stumbled across this on twitter:

from the comments:

 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Goo Punch

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Of course she'd have stars by her name. 

 

[rage-a-holic 4382]

I feel dirty supporting her.

['stache 21801]

Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing?

[ztejas 43418]

I have no words for how amazing this is. It makes me want to drive down to Austin and have a few beers with those guys. 

Funniest shit I've seen all day, thanks Goo. 

[demos 3002]

Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing?

Yes. I drive through that intersection every day. We also have a homeless camp under 71 at Manchaca.

[Fat Bastard 600]

Street meat 

[mulletpelini 5210]

Guess she didn't like the service dog steak.

[justhookit 4191]

Lulz the comments. Harvard. She’s certain but not.

[Deej 76758]

Just Belmont testing out new tailgating options for next season.

[gsoda3 3254]

well this could be one way they get off the streets.

[ButtFumble 5171]

her dad looks like a mashup of Walter Matthau and Bill Murry

[lockport 55]

Mind your own business, Fitlump.

[Deej 76758]

Instead of posting pics, she should just ram them with her horn.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

Someone who has Twitter should add to that thread asking when kvue is going to run a story on horrible moms. 

[Sbbruin 21839]

1 hour ago, justhookit said:

Lulz the comments. Harvard. She’s certain but not.

 

[Underdog 28607]

I’d still fuck her. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21889]

Well yeah me too, but we obviously don’t have any standards

[HenryJames 66041]

She apparently married Ringo Starr.

[SDG 3319]

Tits, I was told there would be tits. 

[Rhyners 2]

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

[Deej 76758]

52 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

She apparently married Ringo Starr.

That is one desperate dude.

So is he leaving Mike and abandoning American Pickers?

Edited June 22, 2019 by Deej

[huge 3793]

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

Wut??

[Jerry Callo 8700]

14 hours ago, 'stache said:

Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing?

Last time I rolled through that intersection.  The guy was sweeping up the same spot.  He had a vacuum too, but probably didn't have an long enough extension cord.

[DigglerontheHoof 21184]

Holy shit, someone actually married her?  Or is that a shop.

[6th Street 6391]

9 hours ago, Rhyners said:

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

Hahaha details please?

[RexWilson 1346]

Don't ask where the meat comes from

[phdhorn 6224]

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

She apparently married Ringo Starr.

Good to see the Unibomber getting on with his life... even though this is a step down from previously.

[Wally Fairway 5543]

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

I’d still fuck her. 

Wait - Underdog is a Whitman sock?

 

10 hours ago, Rhyners said:

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

Did your dick fall off?
Was it before or after the bolt-ons (asking because surly point of reference is her attention whoring her new boobs)

[El Diablo 4232]

Kinda a little bit surprised she didn't get married wearing blue body paint from head to toe and nothing else. 

[Aldo Raine 122]

Hahaha details please?

 

Since “ate my asshole out nice without provocation” isn’t enough detail.

[Rhyners 2]

On 6/22/2019 at 7:48 AM, 6th Street said:

Hahaha details please?

Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

You can’t just roll into a thread like this and drop a nugget like that without:

1. Pics (because we know you have them and don’t give us some bullshit that you dont)
2. More goddamn stories. Look, most of us are gainfully employed, but if you think for one fucking second we can’t take time out of our day to read about this nasty bitch playing a rusty trombone, you sir are very wrong.

[huge 3793]

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

You can’t just roll into a thread like this and drop a nugget like that without:

1. Pics (because we know you have them and don’t give us some bullshit that you dont)
2. More goddamn stories. Look, most of us are gainfully employed, but if you think for one fucking second we can’t take time out of our day to read about this nasty bitch playing a rusty trombone, you sir are very wrong.

PREACH

[DougO 5243]

I figured she would be too busy working out with the Austin Acoustics to worry about stuff like that.

[DougO 5243]

It is kinda funny, though. A friend of mine got pulled over in Austin for glancing at his phone behind a stop sign, and here there are people with bigass grills on the side of the road. I'm sure that isn't distracting at all. LOL

[NOMAAA 1696]

i like the part where she is certain its south 1st and ben white....... but it could be congress and ben white.

[RollLeft 5043]

2 hours ago, Rhyners said:

Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass. 

So, you have an std?

[tbone_ 14115]

I’m guessing sock/troll.

[RPM 26318]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

I’m guessing sock/troll.

Ya think?

[cmontexas 3270]

Dan Bilzerian finally settled down. good for them

[Rhyners 2]

8 hours ago, RollLeft said:

So, you have an std?

Not anymore

[Rhyners 2]

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I’m guessing sock/troll.

Nope, real story. Real ho. 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

i like the part where she is certain its south 1st and ben white....... but it could be congress and ben white.

Do you think she might be lying?

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Nope, real stories and pics coming. Real ho. 

 

FIFY.

[Underdog 28607]

19 hours ago, Rhyners said:

Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass. 

[DougO 5243]

Her twitter feed is more full of cray than a Cajun boil.

[Trey3216 15346]

5 minutes ago, DougO said:

Her twitter feed is more full of cray than a Cajun boil.

That kinda nonsense really sticks in my craw 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21889]

It really bugs me that y'all keep slinging the mud at her

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Just helping her build that dream house. Though as a disaster scientist, she should know better than to build her house out of mud, in a field that's prone to flooding. Cray, cray.