Least sexy female accents

[TexArcher 38846]

NY/NJ

 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Australia 

[Dbeasy 15532]

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[Hate 20232]

New England.

[Kennythetiger 9587]

North Dakota 

[Guest Lobo]

Doesn't matter where they're from, but when they use the word "like" as every third word in a sentence, they need to veer into oncoming traffic with everyone else in their vehicle.  

Any woman, despite any geographic accent at all, that can speak without using the word "like" seven times in a sentence" is wonderful and should be treated as such.  

Most women in this country need to stop talking.  Or drink Dominican rum.  Either, like, or.  

[immamac 44217]

7 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

North Dakota 

I love the Midwestern accent and my wife is from Fargo. 

Can't fucking stand the New York Italians or Boston Irish catholic women's accents 

[elfenix 34664]

hick

[Homesickhorn 2217]

Michigan (Kalamazoo), and Chicago. Those were two who’s vocal stylings mid-coitus, really increased my stamina.

[futureman 22675]

16 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Australia 

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3892]

41 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Australia 

Even when she says "chuck it in me dumper"? 

Edited June 25, 2019 by Fuck Tim Beck

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

North Dakota 

Theres hardly a ND accent at all. Theres a thick northern Minnesota accent in the sticks which you see in Fargo the movie... but NODakers in general... there's much worse

[OrangEngr 1035]

Beth Mullins 

[Incredulity 11862]

How big are her tits?

it’s really a inverse sliding scale.

[futureman 22675]

coastal elite NPR voice

Edited June 25, 2019 by futureman

[NWBuck 8621]

A way to correct this problem is to ensure that her mouth is full. 

[gsoda3 3358]

vietnamese.  followed by any other asian country.  followed by wisconsin. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Lakota (a.k.a. Sioux) women have a very flat, monotone speech pattern (accent?) that makes it very hard to detect any emotion or mood.  They make Senator Hirono sound lively.  That may sound like a good thing as a contrast to female shrillness, but it's really not pleasant.

If this is only about white women, put me down as a Boston accent hater.

[Upgrayedd 5862]

Whatever accent is complaining about my tone.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22247]

If you can hear an accent then that means they’re talking and that usually sucks

[Al_4_ISU 12618]

Boston, and vocal fry/upspeak. That shit is grating regardless of base accent.

[Al_4_ISU 12618]

Theres hardly a ND accent at all. Theres a thick northern Minnesota accent in the sticks which you see in Fargo the movie... but NODakers in general... there's much worse

Yeah, there’s a general north central US accent centered around Minnesota. You hear it in the Dakotas, and far northern reaches of Iowa. My wife definitely has it, and I have it to a lesser extent.

Wisconsin has a distinct accent that’s half this and half Chicago.

[Homesickhorn 2217]

vietnamese.  followed by any other asian country.  followed by wisconsin. 

To quote Animal Mother (kind of);

Well, to be honest, I think your banging the wrong gooks.

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21527]

Asian and Wisconsin/Minnesota 

[deadshank 24654]

Schaumburg, IL.  Briefly dated a girl from there.  She was a very pretty Illini cheerleader. Very smart and great attitude  

But the voice.  Deal killer.  Poor thing. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Trailer park

NY/NJ

Minnesota

After those 3 it's a pretty big gulf till the next one.

[Homesickhorn 2217]

Schaumburg, IL.  Briefly dated a girl from there.  She was a very pretty Illini cheerleader. Very smart and great attitude  
But the voice.  Deal killer.  Poor thing. 

If her initials were A.L., then that’s the Chicago reference I made earlier, and we’ve got a definite conversation starter my friend.

[pops 7124]

I've never listened to one. Couldn't tell you. 

[Steamboat1874 4289]

Sofia Vergara

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

9 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Even when she says "chuck it in me dumper"? 

Oh, they are hot and they are usually down. You just gotta keep the talking to a minimum.  

Now, come to think of it....

[Player 4606]

I love the Midwestern accent and my wife is from Fargo. 

Go Bears!

[Guest Lobo]

Ah yes, the Coen Bros. tribute to LaVerne & Shirley.  

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

Long Island

[immamac 44217]

9 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

10 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

North Dakota 

Theres hardly a ND accent at all. Theres a thick northern Minnesota accent in the sticks which you see in Fargo the movie... but NODakers in general... there's much worse

This is completely untrue. I spend tons of time with people from Fargo and various other parts of North and South Dakota. There is definitely a big accent, however you are correct in that it's not as in your face as the northern Minnesota accent. 

[midtown 3350]

Hick/hill billy not to be confused with a Texas or Southern twang

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is completely untrue. I spend tons of time with people from Fargo and various other parts of North and South Dakota. There is definitely a big accent, however you are correct in that it's not as in your face as the northern Minnesota accent. 

Compare ND/SD to the rest of flyover country, some folk enunciate with hard "Rs" and Yaw instead of Yeah...but the rest is pretty much the same. And its definitely not as defiant of an accent as a Texan, deep south hick, Northeasterner or maybe the casual cali surfer bum. 

 

[TexArcher 38846]

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Sofia Vergara

That woman could have Jabba the Hutt's voice and I'd still want to be naked with her forever.

[Pescado_Rojo 19570]

I work with a woman who grew up in Chicago and moved to Boston for college and stayed there. She's also got the Millenial Uptalker/ Vocal Fry thing going on. It's seriously the most cringy thing ever. For 6 months I had to listen to her every week on team conference calls and I'd have to take my headset off while she was talking because it hurt my ears. I finally met her in person at a business review, and she's drop dead gorgeous. Thick dark hair, blue eyes, great tits...but my god that voice. She sounds like a millenial Fran Drescher. 

[Homesickhorn 2217]

Not sure I understand the Aussie accent hate. Those girls may use terms we’re not familiar with, but the ones I encountered did a hell of a job explaining it fast enough without having to use verbal terminology. Plus, they’re hot as hell for the most part.

 

[Underdog 29112]

Love the Boston accent...  wicked smaht. 

The stereotypical jersey shore is tough to handle. 

The people up here in upstate ny get a kick out of my twang, lay it on thick if she’s hot. Of course most mispronounce my name due to said twanginess. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

35 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Not sure I understand the Aussie accent hate. Those girls may use terms we’re not familiar with, but the ones I encountered did a hell of a job explaining it fast enough without having to use verbal terminology. Plus, they’re hot as hell for the most part.

 

How does "hot as hell" mean "I'd like to listen to her talk"?  To me that's kind of the point.  

Hot chicks who lose a point or two when they start talking. 

But then I realized a few posts up that's pretty much all of them.

[El Diablo 4232]

Backwoods North Carolina. Mouthful of unintelligible mush.

[Pescado_Rojo 19570]

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Backwoods North Carolina. Mouthful of unintelligible mush.

I think that's all of Appalachia

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

12 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Australia 

[Chad Fuck 18103]

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Sofia Vergara

This is trolling, right?

[Pig Bellmont 8878]

 Boston. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

The Inuit people of the Nunangit Sannaiqtuaq just don’t do it for me.

[Fudge Nuggets 19410]

I worked with a woman from either Pennsyltucky or West Virginia.  Absolutely grating voice and not hot on top of that.

[Jimbaround 987]

Whatever this is.

[RollLeft 5092]

Russian followed by Vietnamese then the exagerated midwest (see clip above) all suck.