Least sexy female accents

[Chad Fuck 18,098]

Having spent some time around people from the South the past week, there's amazingly weird drop off between the sexy Southern Belle accent and the white trash Southern momma accent. Not sure how that exactly shakes out. Maybe going to an SEC school versus just finishing high school?

Maybe going to a finishing school rather than just finishing high school. The southern aristocracy still exists.

[tbone_ 14,413]

Vocal fry. Awful.

[Mileslong 4,794]

Even when she says "chuck it in me dumper"? 

Or “got to go give birth to a brown snake”

[leaf 718]

Wigger 

[Chad Fuck 18,098]

10 minutes ago, leaf said:

Wigger 

[futureman 22,674]

On 6/25/2019 at 3:41 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

Boston

 

On 6/25/2019 at 10:13 AM, Pig Bellmont said:

 Boston. 

mostly true but tammy lynn...

 

[Al_4_ISU 12,617]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

 

mostly true but tammy lynn...

 

I can overcome any accent (I grew up 2 miles from Minnesota) if the chick is mildly attractive, so smoke show here gets a pass.

[MissingInAction 25,501]

Hood rat speak. Fuck it grates me, but thats the point I guess.

Nothing sexier than the silky voice of a southern black woman. Gettin a semi just thinking about it.

[RDCanecutter 26,858]

A loud no-class wench with a London brovver-movver-innit accent makes me think of waking up on the settee all covered in vomit and herpes.

[RDCanecutter 26,858]

On 7/5/2019 at 7:45 PM, mdmost said:

Having spent some time around people from the South the past week, there's amazingly weird drop off between the sexy Southern Belle accent and the white trash Southern momma accent. Not sure how that exactly shakes out. Maybe going to an SEC school versus just finishing high school?

Sexy Southern Belle still wants something from you. White trash momma already got it, what she didn't have to pay the lawyer.

[RDCanecutter 26,858]

On 6/25/2019 at 8:29 PM, bolverk said:

Then, there's an emerging accent that's strongly influenced by Spanish. NPR did a story about it happening in SW Kansas, but I've heard the same (even among Anglos) in areas with a Hispanic majority - mostly by the youth in West Texas.

There's a "hispanickish" accent I sometimes hear in Texas where people speak English, but with a Spanish rhythm so it sounds all ta-ta-ta-ta-ta with no real emphasis anywhere, and occasional odd over-enunciation.

EG "O-K-ev-ry-bo-dy-tell-me-wha-chu-wan-I'm-go-EEng-to-thee-sto-arr.

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The Ohio/West PA accent makes me believe Thanos was on to something also.

[Speedtrucker 2,096]

New Jersey
Boston
Chicago
Philly
Essex (and I love UK accents)

Also any accent coming out of a super nasally/whinny voice...

[TwiceHorn 32,002]

On 6/25/2019 at 10:56 AM, Jimbaround said:

Whatever this is.

Nuyorican.  J Lo has it too, or had it.

[TwiceHorn 32,002]

On 6/26/2019 at 8:17 PM, WBT said:

Anywhere in the northeast, Minnesota, India

Australian accents are hot.

You fucking guy.

[Pato del Muerto 53,356]

Yiddish 

american jewess English 

[General Specific 3,485]

After this weekend, simple, coonass!

[Incredulity 11,862]

On 7/9/2019 at 9:25 PM, futureman said:

 

mostly true but tammy lynn...

 

“Newsflash Boston whore has seen  Italian penis”

lol

[Al_4_ISU 12,617]

On 6/25/2019 at 8:33 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Compare ND/SD to the rest of flyover country, some folk enunciate with hard "Rs" and Yaw instead of Yeah...but the rest is pretty much the same. And its definitely not as defiant of an accent as a Texan, deep south hick, Northeasterner or maybe the casual cali surfer bum. 

 

An aside to the Minnesota/northern plains accent conversation, but I actually think it's stronger in southern Minnesota than other parts of the state.  Rochester, in particular.  People who are from there (as opposed to Mayo/IBM transplants) sound straight off the set of Drop Dead Gorgeous.

[Catdaddyhorn 3,462]

This is the only thread I can find on accents so I'm posting this here. 

It don't get no cooler than this.  

 

[Juicy 729]

New York New Jersey and it isnt close. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Anything north of the Mason -Dixon line, and points mid west.

[ztejas 44,114]

18 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

This is the only thread I can find on accents so I'm posting this here. 

It don't get no cooler than this.  

 

This is how you bump. You win the internet for me today. Immediately reminded me of this for some reason, although Malek has a slower cadence (skip to 2:08 for an example of what I'm talking about):

 

Edited July 29, 2020 by ztejas

[ztejas 44,114]

Oh and to the topic, ESL Indian. Just stab me in the ear with an ice pick.

As for the Boston accent, I feel like it's one where if she's smoke it can make her even hotter, but if she's busted it can work in the wrong direction.

[52-80 19,374]

There's a common fetishising of the image of Russian women , including their accent....but the accent itself is so butch and masculine and staccato.  Not sexy at all

[futureman 22,674]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

As for the Boston accent, I feel like it's one where if she's smoke it can make her even hotter,

 

[immortal13 4,059]

On 6/24/2019 at 11:43 PM, gsoda3 said:

vietnamese.  followed by any other asian country.  followed by wisconsin. 

 

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8,350]

Last time I was on Amtrak this Vietnamese woman started hollering at her husband in Vietnamese and I realized then why we lost that war. Those VC could stay out in the bush forever and did so gladly because it was far less troublesome than being at home. 

[mulletpelini 5,220]

what you call hell, VC calls home

[Spankytoes 1,748]

9 hours ago, 52-80 said:

There's a common fetishising of the image of Russian women , including their accent....but the accent itself is so butch and masculine and staccato.  Not sexy at all

Wrong. Very wrong 

[lateshow 1,319]

6 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

Wrong. Very wrong 

Agreed. Terrible take.

[Horn Dog 10,156]

15 hours ago, immortal13 said:

 

 

Although I agree with the general statement, any decently hot girl saying "Me so horny" in any accent is attractive.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,262]

It's more volume than linguistics but, if any of y'all have had to work with a loud ass Puerto Rican woman, you know the answer.

[strangulation! 1,716]

14 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Last time I was on Amtrak this Vietnamese woman started hollering at her husband in Vietnamese and I realized then why we lost that war. Those VC could stay out in the bush forever and did so gladly because it was far less troublesome than being at home. 

also, their idea of great r&r was cold rice and a little rat meat

['stache 22,118]

On 6/24/2019 at 11:43 PM, gsoda3 said:

  followed by wisconsin. 

 

 

[NAVY 6,910]

Is tard an accent? 

[futureman 22,674]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

 

 

yeah but bobby’s mom was a total fox.

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8,350]

When I was backpacking Europe about 30 years ago this chick from rural Wisconsin said "You're from Texas? Whow, you're ex-scent is not thet beyyud." Or whatever. She was kinda hot but nothing transpired between us.