so, Jeffrey Epstein

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Qanon twitter must be lit this morning.

Boomers gonna boom

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

Hahaha. Man that guard just had to go deuce on his watch conveniently the same time epstein was making a noose

[UTCzech III 2933]

Looks like somebody just saved the New York DA a pile of work.

[texas08 1599]

How convenient. Some powerful dudes around the world are celebrating by fucking more underage women and smoking a cigar. They control it all.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Welp, I thought it was gonna be more of a Jack Ruby scenario but I predicted this weeks ago on this board. 

[Bruh Man 3160]

Next thing we're going to hear there were no cameras. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Looks like someone got a little nervous after the latest release of names. Eventually he was going to get to someone that mattered. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19410]

19 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz if by tamp down, you mean ramp up, then I agree. 

ben_roethlisberger.jpg

[Fudge Nuggets 19410]

18 minutes ago, Zavala said:

The records and evidence isn't gonna be sealed up because he got suicided.

Bill Barr says hi.

[HenryJames 67137]

14 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Lynn de Rothschild interviewed by FBI supposedly, next day, he ded.

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/08/blind-item-8_8.html?m=1

crazydaysandnights.net;dr

[Judge Roybeanbag 11858]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Next thing we're going to hear there were no cameras. 

Can’t have cameras, it’s a violation of rights!

[bolverk 30257]

This makes it really hard to not go with a conspiracy angle on this one.

Any news on his "suicide" of choice?

[Nope 3151]

 

[Nope 3151]

30 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Doesn’t matter, there’s no way the house hasn’t been scrubbed clean

[Hank Kingsley 21626]

Is "Epstein paid off prison/security guards to allow him to hang himself" a conspiracy theory? 

 

[hpslugga 4097]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Incompetence can be bought. 

I was gonna say, what makes anyone think this was just “incompetence?”

[hpslugga 4097]

6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

This makes it really hard to not go with a conspiracy angle on this one.

Any news on his "suicide" of choice?

Haven’t seen anything other than he was being treated for cardiac arrest.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2649]

4 minutes ago, Nope said:

Doesn’t matter, there’s no way the house hasn’t been scrubbed clean

Yep. No way it hasn’t been gone through by 50 different organizations  by now 

[EMAWesome 101]

37 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Who says bipartisonship is dead?

[Zavala 1384]

Heh

[Surly Bevo 25664]

36 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

You're turning violet Violet....

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4999]

It's too bad he didn't get forced to testify, but he won't be missed.

[Dennis Taylor 19297]

27 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Welp, I thought it was gonna be more of a Jack Ruby scenario but I predicted this weeks ago on this board. 

That was brilliant on your part. Are you also predicting an eastern sunrise tomorrow? A hot August in Texas? Please enlighten us more

[Horn Dog 10157]

He probably committed suicide by shooting himself 3 times.  Denying a well connected pedo a gun in jail is a violation of his 2A rights!

[Neonmoon 38130]

11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Is "Epstein paid off prison/security guards to allow him to hang himself" a conspiracy theory? 

 

I believe the theory is “Powerful people (Clintons) paid off prison guards to kill Epstein and make it look like a hanging suicide” 

The Old D’Angelo Barksdale 

[retread 2951]

Just add Epstein's name to the list b/w Ron Brown and Vince Foster.

[triplehorn 2664]

If he wasn't already in a cell in paper scrubs with no surface angles for a latch, they're doing it wrong.

[Fozzz 152]

 

[Anastasis 23706]

Hanged himself. Apparently the guards didn't check on him until 730 AM.

I've been in situations where we had people on suicide watch. We had at least one staff assigned with eyes on 24/7. I find it unfathomable that a federal prison in Manhattan does not have the resources to adequately keep somebody from hanging themselves in their cell.  

[Anastasis 23706]

3 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

If he wasn't already in a cell in paper scrubs with no surface angles for a latch, they're doing it wrong.

exactly. 

[tx 3 putt 78514]

Maybe Putin sent him a sushi tray ??

[Loco 3754]

nvrmnd

Edited August 10, 2019 by Loco

[retread 2951]

[SquishMitten 10493]

Next thing we're going to hear there were no cameras. 

Many of the most powerful people in the world wanted this guy dead. You think they would have left the recordings behind?

[DixonHur 11952]

To be fair, they couldn't have known he was a suicide risk...it's not like he'd tried to kill himself a couple weeks ago...(checks notes)....well, fuck...

[JimmyJames 12271]

Dang Cletus forgot to flip the switch so the camera wasn’t working either! Rats! 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

No one is surprised he's dead right ?  riiiight ?  RIIIIGHT ?  

He probably had a video collection of black mail that would bring down the whole system world wide.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

26 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

That was brilliant on your part. Are you also predicting an eastern sunrise tomorrow? A hot August in Texas? Please enlighten us more

Agreed, but c'mon man, some people were naive enough to think he would have lived to see trial. 

[mdmost 43859]

Let's hope he has some sort of John Grisham character type deal where he gave all the really incriminating evidence to a secretary who has orders to give up the info to a journalist in the event of Epstein's "death". 

Edited August 10, 2019 by mdmost

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

 

Greatest tweet ever

[Goredho 17633]

Well, this is shocking.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8964]

Hanged himself. Apparently the guards didn't check on him until 730 AM.
I've been in situations where we had people on suicide watch. We had at least one staff assigned with eyes on 24/7. I find it unfathomable that a federal prison in Manhattan does not have the resources to adequately keep somebody from hanging themselves in their cell.  

Especially for a high profile case where the high profile failed a couple of weeks ago.

[Anastasis 23706]

[ChiTownDoc 21326]

4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Agreed, but c'mon man, some people were naive enough to think he would have lived to see trial. 

You’re on Surly.  Instead of tooting your own horn, you should have told us all just how stupid those fuckers are.  

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1108]

10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Dang Cletus forgot to flip the switch so the camera wasn’t working either! Rats! 

It's New York, so Anthony forgot to flip the switch.

Edited August 10, 2019 by J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

[Degenerate Gardner 4135]

If only Trump would follow Epstein's example.  In addition to the sex trafficking, I mean.

Edited August 10, 2019 by Degenerate Gardner

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Trump will pardon Epstein anyway because he was treated very unfairly.

[HenryJames 67137]

 

[triplehorn 2664]

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

He probably had a video collection of black mail that would bring down the whole system world wide.

It's not like Epstein was ever going to talk, but the feds did seize compact discs from his safe with labels that included “Young [Name] + [Name],” “Misc nudes 1,” and “Girl pics nude.”  There's still going to be some live bodied sweating for awhile. 

 

[HenryJames 67137]

1 minute ago, triplehorn said:

It's not like Epstein was ever going to talk, but the feds did seize compact discs from his safe with labels that included “Young [Name] + [Name],” “Misc nudes 1,” and “Girl pics nude.”  There's still going to be some live bodied sweating for awhile.