so, Jeffrey Epstein

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

Wait... Hillary killed Hoss?? 

It's even worse than that. Hillary killed Little Joe.

And Hop Sing, too.  

[Prepuce of Doom 21040]

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Bring it. I simply don't suffer fools, but if you're so fucking cocksure, then IQ tests at dawn.  Prepare to lose.

I hope this makes it into the Surly lexicon. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13560]

8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

When it comes to pedophiles and those that associate with them the hashtag seems to work. 

A pox on both The Boy Scouts and Catholics!

[Biff Tannen 45604]

5 hours ago, HornPhD said:

OJ and Trump. New crime-solving duo. Thursdays on Fox. 

This would be so much better than him being president. Pretty sure he would agree. How do we make it happen?

[HenryJames 65935]

Write him a nice letter.

 

[Horn Dog 9716]

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

Well one thing both sides can agree on:  whoever the fuck makes the cameras for police body cams, dash cams, and CCTV in federal prisons is running a con on the American People that puts all the rest of this shit to shame.

”our cameras use sex panther technology.  They work 70% of the time.....none of the time.”

Also, just out of curiosity, exactly what kind of “maintenance” do modern digital surveillance cameras require?  Mine are just plugged in.  I have not changed their oil in years.  Am I doing this wrong?

[TwiceHorn 31381]

6 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Also, just out of curiosity, exactly what kind of “maintenance” do modern digital surveillance cameras require?  Mine are just plugged in.  I have not changed their oil in years.  Am I doing this wrong?

First erroneous assumption:  "modern."  Do you even government, bro?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13560]

Yeah. My camera's had a Low Oil light on for awhile now but it still works.

[Message Board User 12391]

[Homercles 10205]

11 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Can anyone clarify the camera thing or do we have multiple posters just making shit up?

Here’s the last known recording 

[52-80 19133]

22 hours ago, Lobo said:

  I've always been curious what they threaten people like this with. 

Their browser history

[SideSlip 35]

11 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Thread's gone full retard. 

Oh, good.  Now it’s very unlike every other thread in this forum.

[XYZ 2154]

Sorry folks, the rule of law in America is dead. The dead Jeffrey Epstein out front should have told ya.

[Dbeasy 15013]

Epstein paid off guards to take down the video cameras and not do their walk by.

[Cajun 11702]

53 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Here’s the last known recording 

Has David Pierce seen this?!!!

[NowThis 931]

has Climate Change been blamed as of yet? 

[Ted Lange 16070]

41 minutes ago, SideSlip said:

Oh, good.  Now it’s very unlike every other thread in this forum.

Or like the Presidents twitter feed.  The President of the United States is every bit as unhinged as the Cloak Room.   And the people that whine about the Cloak Room/Politics board will still vote for batshit crazy, draft dodging, racist, pussy Trump. Sad!

[Jack Straw 2954]

46 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Or like the Presidents twitter feed.  The President of the United States is every bit as unhinged as the Cloak Room.   And the people that whine about the Cloak Room/Politics board will still vote for batshit crazy, draft dodging, racist, pussy Trump. Sad!

if Trump were any single one of his supporters’ relatives, they would have had him placed in a home and had his car keys and phone taken away a long time ago.  but they will vote for him again because selling out the country to own the libs and the enjoyment of seeing the infliction of pain and suffering upon others is all they ultimately care about.  and the entire Republican Party is 100% on board.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

Edited August 11, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[52-80 19133]

15 hours ago, McCroskey said:

I know I've made it when someone who uses the work "cocksure" calls me a fool. 

Only a milquetoast would decline such a challenge

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Hornius Emeritus 12446]

It must be killing Alex Jones to have the mother of all conspiracy stories explode on social media and for him to be left with so little in the way of reach.

 

[Trey3216 15325]

5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Also, just out of curiosity, exactly what kind of “maintenance” do modern digital surveillance cameras require?  Mine are just plugged in.  I have not changed their oil in years.  Am I doing this wrong?

Stupid shit wives say and do Thread is <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[DixonHur 11279]

Jesus Hugo...spoiler that shit...I'm gonna have nightmares now!

 

[Gatorubet 30167]

14 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Thread's gone full retard. 

 

Naw.   We are sane by comparison.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13560]

21 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

It must be killing Alex Jones to have the mother of all conspiracy stories explode on social media and for him to be left with so little in the way of reach.

 

I know, and that makes me.... so happy. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

Per NBC the autopsy results are being released this afternoon.

Maybe Bill Barr will give us his “summary” of the results instead. 

[Guest Lobo]

Conspiracy theories aside, isn't 24 hours over a summer weekend a pretty damn fast turnaround for high-profile autopsy results to be revelaed to the public?  

Or is one of those Robert Stack in Airplane! moments, "Should we delay the results a few weeks to the media Captain?"
"No...that's just what they'll be expecting"  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Conspiracy theories aside, isn't 24 hours over a summer weekend a pretty damn fast turnaround for high-profile autopsy results to be revelaed to the public?  

Or is one of those Robert Stack in Airplane! moments, "Should we delay the results a few weeks to the media Captain?"
"No...that's just what they'll be expecting"  

They've had the autopsy report since he checked in. They were just waiting for the right moment for him to suicide himself.

[XYZ 2154]

If anybody still has any doubts about the legitimacy of the justice system after this “incident”, then I don’t know what to tell you.

[Anastasis 23414]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

Naw.   We are sane by comparison.

This is not a particularly compelling argument. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

So the super rich pedophiles that went to Epsteins pedo island are gonna get away arent they?

Survey says hell yes.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20364]

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Same jail that housed people like El Chapo before he was found guilty. 

"Suicide at the jail, which serves mainly as a holding facility for about 765 men and women awaiting trial for federal crimes of all levels, is rare.

A review of published stories found only one such death in the past 21 years, the 1998 suicide of South Philadelphia drug kingpin Louis Turra, who reportedly hanged himself."

https://nypost.com/2019/08/10/suicide-supposedly-nearly-impossible-at-ulta-secure-jeffrey-epstein-lockup/

 

Epstein was the most highly publicized person awaiting trial in the country, attempted suicide two weeks ago, and no one checked on him? LOL

 

[David Dennison 18778]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Epstein was the most highly publicized person awaiting trial in the country, attempted suicide two weeks ago, and no one checked on him? LOL

In Donald Trump's Bureau of Prisons.

Hmmmm.

[Dnaguy 11820]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

So powerful that they lost to a guy named Barrack Hussein Obama...

So powerful they lost to a reality TV actor with multiple bankruptcies, failed businesses, failed at owning a casino, failed at owning a football team, a failed university that was in litigation, paid off pornstars who he fucked while his wife was pregnant, and was caught on tape admitting to sexually assaulting women.

 

[HenryJames 65935]

Clinton can’t get away with a fucking blowjob, but here’s all the people he’s killed.

[HenryJames 65935]

DP

Edited August 11, 2019 by HenryJames

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

The whole Clinton killed him story is stupid but he did love him some Jeffrey Epstein. So did 100s of other rich people.

We'll probably never know who and who wasn't in the old boys pedo club. Our current AG's dad (Donald Barr) probably knew Epstein was a pedo back in the 70s. Sounds like it was a running joke in their circles.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13560]

I can only think of one who joked about it.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11811]

I haven’t heard Dershowitz opining on any of this.  Alan?  Anything to say?

[WhatTheBuck 28732]

23 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I haven’t heard Dershowitz opining on any of this.  Alan?  Anything to say?

He's probably too busy celebrating. 

[Fondren & Main 6679]

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

Naw.   We are sane by comparison.

You reckon he posts here yet?

[Neonmoon 38129]

It doesn’t matter who killed Epstein, it matters that they could kill Epstein 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

It doesn’t matter who killed Epstein, it matters that they could kill Epstein 

It's a conspiracy theorists wet dream.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Yep. Well I mean Epsteins pimp was the daughter of one of the biggest Israeli spys of all time but maybe just another coincidence!

Not saying he was for sure murdered but theres a lot of moving pieces.

Also:

"Epstein’s name, I was told, had been raised by the Trump transition team when Alexander Acosta, the former U.S. attorney in Miami who’d infamously cut Epstein a non-prosecution plea deal back in 2007, was being interviewed for the job of labor secretary. The plea deal put a hard stop to a separate federal investigation of alleged sex crimes with minors and trafficking.

“Is the Epstein case going to cause a problem [for confirmation hearings]?” Acosta had been asked. He’d cut the non-prosecution deal with one of Epstein’s attorneys because he had “been told” to back off, that Epstein was above his pay grade. “I was told Epstein ‘belonged to intelligence’ and to leave it alone,” he told his interviewers in the Trump transition, who evidently thought that was a sufficient answer and went ahead and hired Acosta. (The Labor Department had no comment when asked about this)."

Edited August 12, 2019 by Loch Ness Monster

[HenryJames 65935]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21113]

I love all these conspiracy theories.  A lot of people wanted Epstein dead - but I don't see how any of them wanted Epstein more dead than Epstein himself.  He had money and you don't take that with you.  I'm sure it's not the sexiest 'conspiracy' out there but the most likely is that he paid off some low level prison guards to get just enough breathing room to off himself.  But that's WAY too boring for most.  

[HenryJames 65935]

It’s almost like the criminal justice system doesn’t give a shit about people it imprisons.