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Look I get why y’all think she will be dead soon. And I early on thought Epstein would be dead long before he ever faced a trial.

But there is a difference between killing a universal scumbag male like Epstein and killing a woman like maxwell. The Epstein job wasn’t even all that professional, although it was professional enough. Killing maxwell, especially considering its post Epstein, won’t be so easy.

I think she lives. And because she was somehow captured in America which all by itself is somewhat inexplicable, I think a deal is already in place.

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37 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Look I get why y’all think she will be dead soon. And I early on thought Epstein would be dead long before he ever faced a trial.

But there is a difference between killing a universal scumbag male like Epstein and killing a woman like maxwell. The Epstein job wasn’t even all that professional, although it was professional enough. Killing maxwell, especially considering its post Epstein, won’t be so easy.

I think she lives. And because she was somehow captured in America which all by itself is somewhat inexplicable, I think a deal is already in place.

The job doesn't have to look professional. Just look at the Russian doctors that keep falling out of buildings.

 

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18 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Watched the Epstein doc last night.  Fuck that fucking piece of shit.  My daughter is 14, and I would castrate a motherfucker and feed him his own balls if he even touched her.

Is this the 6-part docu-series on Netflix? Asking because I'm just about to start watching.

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On 7/2/2020 at 12:21 PM, Jiggy-Z said:

Massive prison outbreak of Covid-19.  The only preexisting condition she has is deep involvement with Epstein.

Well, you called it man.  I didn't think it would only take a few days for them to get a potent dose of it from the lab and stir it in with her food or laundry.  I feel bad, there's gotta be a few people in there on minor crimes who are now going to get Coronavirus for the simple reason that they get their jumpsuits washed the same day she did.  

Now the fun begins, how to fuck her treatment in the infirmary but not make it look obvious.  I'm sure the one competent nurse or PA there will suddenly be granted 10-15 days of R&R.  

That's a tough conundrum, she could spend her last couple of weeks on Earth spilling the beans to her cellmate or lawyer or any nurse that'll listen but they'll for sure make certain she "dies from Covid-19."  If she keeps quiet, they'll bring in a proficient team of health care workers and make sure she gets through it okay.  That's a really fucked up spot to be in.  

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This is only 70 seconds when you have a minute.  Two parts crack me up.  When Trump says "aspects" when discussing photoshop.  He has this little perk up moment like he was proud of himself for learning what aspect ratio meant on photography (obviously he's using the word differently).  But at the end was he tries to pronounce Maxwell's first name and makes the two references to the island/secretary.  If you don't cry laughing, you're dead inside.  

Cauvin does Trump denying knowing Ghislaine Maxwell:

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

That’s the kind of person he is. 

And suppose that Epstein really did have videos. You know full well that Dershowitz will do what the fuck ever he can to prevent them from ever seeing the light of day. This is the same guy who, when he was caught plagiarizing that hoax of a book known as From Time Immemorial via that piece of fucking shit known as The Case For Israel, threatened to “own” University of California Press very shortly after they indicated their intentions to publish Norman Finkelstein’s Beyond Chutzpah, which is a front-to-back demolition of Dershowitz’ garbage. That’s how desperate he gets when he knows he’s been caught in a lie. He’s Rafael Palmeiro pointing the finger at Congress denying be ever took steroids, and then when he gets caught, he screams like a little bitch hoping that no one ever hears the exposure.

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I've been aware of Dershowitz as a pundit and a professor since I was a teenager.  But I've never seen him actually "lawyer" until the televised (Ukraine) impeachment hearings, where I found him to be laughably incompetent.  

And after watching about 10 minutes of that, I decided that law was pretty much like every other field - where the people who are the faces and purported experts of the field are generally just self-promoting buffoons, and not at all the cream of the profession.

 

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5 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

I've been aware of Dershowitz as a pundit and a professor since I was a teenager.  But I've never seen him actually "lawyer" until the televised (Ukraine) impeachment hearings, where I found him to be laughably incompetent.  

And after watching about 10 minutes of that, I decided that law was pretty much like every other field - where the people who are the faces and purported experts of the field are generally just self-promoting buffoons, and not at all the cream of the profession.

Dersh = Gilderoy Lockhart. 

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

This is only 70 seconds when you have a minute.  Two parts crack me up.  When Trump says "aspects" when discussing photoshop.  He has this little perk up moment like he was proud of himself for learning what aspect ratio meant on photography (obviously he's using the word differently).  But at the end was he tries to pronounce Maxwell's first name and makes the two references to the island/secretary.  If you don't cry laughing, you're dead inside.  

Cauvin does Trump denying knowing Ghislaine Maxwell:

 

Anyone else see a problem here?

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It’s COVID man, time is meaningless.  
 

it I weird how time flies during this shit.  It’s been six months of the virus and four months of lockdown but it seems like only several weeks.  Which I guess would explain a lot of other shit 

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8 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

I've been aware of Dershowitz as a pundit and a professor since I was a teenager.  But I've never seen him actually "lawyer" until the televised (Ukraine) impeachment hearings, where I found him to be laughably incompetent.  

And after watching about 10 minutes of that, I decided that law was pretty much like every other field - where the people who are the faces and purported experts of the field are generally just self-promoting buffoons, and not at all the cream of the profession.

 

 

 

 

Watch Reversal of Fortune. Great film with acting by Jeremy Irons and Ron Silver as Dershowitz.

 

On 7/3/2020 at 1:57 PM, Gap03 said:

As a reminder that the current timeline is being controlled by some soap-opera quality producers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Barr 

 

Look up who Ghislaine Maxwell's father was. That couple had intelligence written all over it.

 

 

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9 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Maxwell has tested positive for covid. trying to get verification other than that one article. could be bullshit

 

 

It's bullshit.

 

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13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Prepare to puke y’all

 

His picture suffices. Didn't need to know he likes to shake his little pee pee at Martha's Vineyard, though that certainly makes sense. Motherfucker is a goddamned reptile.

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When Anthony Jeselnik tells his computer/kiddie porn joke, I picture Alan Dershowitz as the guy in the bit who goes into the computer fix store.

"I need my laptop fixed as soon as possible, please." 

"Uh sir, I'm not gonna find any kiddie porn on here, am I?"

"No asshole...that's why I need it fixed."  

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14 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

it cracks me up that people on the right (I'm sure it's done by lefties but noticing more of the right doing it on twitter) are always the first to throw the Clintons or a meme with them for any mention of this Maxwell bitch or Epstein when there is no shortage of images with their boy and these fucksticks.  bro I don't care if the Clintons were in on it, fuck them if they were and hang them with the rest.  Shit like this shouldn't be political.  We should all be against this shit and it shouldn't matter what political parties hung out with these animals.  If they were involved, throw them in the fire too.  fuck rapists and especially child rapists.  they deserve all that is coming to them  but the lack of self-awareness is truly astonishing.

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6 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

it cracks me up that people on the right (I'm sure it's done by lefties but noticing more of the right doing it on twitter) are always the first to throw the Clintons or a meme with them for any mention of this Maxwell bitch or Epstein when there is no shortage of images with their boy and these fucksticks.  bro I don't care if the Clintons were in on it, fuck them if they were and hang them with the rest.  Shit like this shouldn't be political.  We should all be against this shit and it shouldn't matter what political parties hung out with these animals.  If they were involved, throw them in the fire too.  fuck rapists and especially child rapists.  they deserve all that is coming to them  but the lack of self-awareness is truly astonishing.

agreed. but also find it curious you went with "right" but then used "lefties." seems to be some bias in your reporting when calling for no bias

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54 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

agreed. but also find it curious you went with "right" but then used "lefties." seems to be some bias in your reporting when calling for no bias

didn't even notice I had used lefties.  Was not meant to be a dig at the left and no bias was intended.  

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