stephanie grisham is terrible at this job

[henrygandorf 29177]

let's get started.

[Native Horn 3492]

Can she see eye to eye with the dotard?

[Biff Tannen 45494]

I enjoyed A Time to Kill.

[Chad Fuck 17566]

"My first order of business as press secretary, will be to ensure there are no press conferences.  Thank you, good day."

 

[Anastasis 23395]

Is she at least hotish?

[CO Horn 154]

So she's the Aide to the First Lady, Press Secretary, and White House Communications Director?  This ensures that there will be no press briefings because she doesn't have the time due to her other duties.  What a shitshow!

[Chad Fuck 17566]

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Is she at least hotish?

Would.  Huge step up from the Huckster.

[tx 3 putt 76375]

Hot enough !

[henrygandorf 29177]

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Is she at least hotish?

compared to sanders she's cindy fucking crawford.

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

compared to sanders she's cindy fucking crawford.

Compared to Sarah, I'm Cindy Fucking Crawford. 

[henrygandorf 29177]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Compared to Sarah, I'm Cindy Fucking Crawford. 

wanna cyber?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

I wonder if she's more Trump's type?

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

I don’t really care, do u?

[Chooky 13302]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Compared to Sarah, I'm Cindy Fucking Crawford. 

Compared to Sarah, I'm currently fucking Cindy Crawford.

[Continental Op 3934]

Is she at least hotish?

Her face is not 100 percent asymmetrical, so there's that.

[Chooky 13302]

Sarah's Men's Sized 17's are made for gross walking

And that's just what they will do

One of these days this disturbingly large footwear handmade by a one-eyed humpback in Latvia are gonna walk all over you

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

CNN has to be trolling Trump.  Headline:  "Trump taps new White House press secretary". 

 

[RomaVicta 29784]

1 hour ago, CO Horn said:

So she's the Aide to the First Lady, Press Secretary, and White House Communications Director?  This ensures that there will be no press briefings because she doesn't have the time due to her other duties.  What a shitshow!

Wow. Trump couldn't lure a talking head from FOX. His hiring pool is really getting small.

 

Barry Switzer shows up to offer help.

[Dnaguy 11775]

41 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Sarah's Men's Sized 17's are made for gross walking

And that's just what they will do

One of these days this disturbingly large footwear handmade by a one-eyed humpback in Latvia are gonna walk all over you

[yoladu 4067]

of course she is terrible at her job. 

She already has violated the Hatch Act according to The United States Office of Special Counsel.

https://www.newsweek.com/melania-trump-spokesperson-violate-hatch-act-1132130

 

[Chad Fuck 17566]

of course she is terrible at her job. 
She already has violated the Hatch Act according to The United States Office of Special Counsel.
https://www.newsweek.com/melania-trump-spokesperson-violate-hatch-act-1132130
 

Damn. That didn’t take long.

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

CNN Headline right now: 

"Trump taps new White House press secretary"

  He wishes.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

I'd hit it.

[henrygandorf 29177]

it would've been way more fun if they had gotten melania's double to be the new press sec.

[Horn Dog 9672]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'd hit it.

That's a man......

[RPM 26228]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Damn. That didn’t take long.

Preexisting condition.

[tx 3 putt 76375]

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

That's a man......

Maybe that’s his fetish ?

[ChiTownDoc 21101]

At least I can get behind the idea of hate fucking this one.  Winning?

[DDD Dad 14251]

Page 1?

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At least I can get behind the idea of hate fucking this one.  Winning?

It's the little things...

[Frank Erwin 203]

The White House should just sign an endorsement deal with Fox News.  The White House daily press briefing, sponsored by Fox News.  They could place a monitor in the press room with a continuous feed from Fox News.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Getting immediate Real Housewives vibes from this one.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

 

[tx 3 putt 76375]

LuLz 

[retread 2951]

Cheeto to Tucker on the flight back: She likes it rough anyways. teeheeheehee.

[tx 3 putt 76375]

Trump is going to eat that shit up. She’s probably in the mix for the vp spot now 

[Continental Op 3934]

The only thing Sarah Huckabee Sanders would fight that hard for is her spot in line at Golden Corral. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13412]

Out from her "role"

Has any Press Secretary done less?

[Pancho 44475]

She gone

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

The position may remain unfilled, but with the grifter salary potential would anyone like to take predictions?

A. The little blonde OANN reporter

B. A male nepotism pick

C. Charlie Kirk

D. Pooped her pants gun girl

E. Diamond and Silk

[DixonHur 11213]

A...definitely.  She's been greasing the wheels for a while now.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

You know it’s gonna be Ryan...I’m sorry. Rion.

Edited April 7, 2020 by TheStoicPaisano

[seven 1366]

Candace Owens

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

It would not be surprising simply because hiring her after she was removed from the Press Pool for violating the rotation and social distancing would be how the President owns the Fake News.

[tx 3 putt 76375]

The oan reporter has to be a strong candidate 

[Anastasis 23395]

Kayleigh McEnany gets my bet.

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

Hope Hicks probably has time on her schedule to not give press briefings. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Kayleigh McEnany gets my bet.

Hope you put a few bucks on it..... 

 

[tx 3 putt 76375]

Why does Melania have a staff ?

[woohorn 1131]

Kayleigh has a Harvard law degree??