2020 Democratic Debates Watch Thread

[Alvin89 108]

No doubt that Williamson would be the one on stage to have a drink with....And maybe a few lines. 

[TexArcher 38,816]

Bennet still thinks the rest of the world looks to us for leadership.  That's adorable.

[Message Board User 12,405]

 

[tantric superman 4,668]

Gun manafakchurs.

[elfenix 34,658]

"this is a question from our viewers who submitted 100,000 questions and we just did a search to find the one we were going to ask anyway"

[BradInATX 9,208]

- Republican voters concern trolling 2019

Nonsensical flailing. As is tradition.

[bad_teammate 13,479]

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

You know he didn't and I'm surprised. 

It was oblique, but he got to it

[suddenly shaggy 929]

Shut the fuck up Caillou. 

[TexEx15 17,913]

Castro, Beto, Booker, Warren, Harris, Biden, Bernie and Pete.  These are the only folks that need to be in the next debate.  Even some of these are staggered but there is enough time to keep it at 8 for now.

[bad_teammate 13,479]

Bennet picked the wrong time to get his gums numbed for a deep dental cleaning

[BradInATX 9,208]

People who really believe what they say tend to be that way. Better than these fucking robots chasing the latest polling. 

Don't disagree there. I'm just observing what's happening.

[6th Street 6,655]

Just now, Message Board User said:

 

Dude quit posting tweets from random fagets

[Alvin89 108]

Smart guns? Apple about to unveil the I-pistol in 2020. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Someone tell Mr. Magoo to shut up 

[Fozzz 152]

Kamala is about as bad as Biden, maybe worse. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Biden and Bernie are the most lackluster favorites ever.

[NowThis 931]

that lady author has done a lot of coke 

[washparkhorn 9,967]

Bennet is such a mumbler. Horrible ineffective senator. He was the school board superintendent for Denver Public Schools before he was promoted to  Senator by the powers that be.  Another Third Way Democrat. 

[Fozzz 152]

Bernie and Williamson are the only two authentic people in that stage. 

[TexArcher 38,816]

PETE!  YOU SLICK MOTHER.

[Anastasis 23,699]

pete is awesome. 

[Jerry Callo 8,952]

[Bama Chick 28,596]

lol Pete

[Dbeasy 15,526]

Pete for Prez. Seriously.

[TexArcher 38,816]

Oh, Swalwell.  Oh, bless your heart.

[TexEx15 17,913]

Haha.  Pete with the line of the night so far.

[F250 29,174]

Biden talking about the Brady Bill reminds me of how old he is, I was a teen back then and I am no spring chicken.

[Alvin89 108]

Swalwell is such a tool...My goodness 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

BREAKIN UP WITH RUSSIA AND MAKIN UP WITH NATO

[elfenix 34,658]

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Haha.  Pete with the line of the night so far.

the kamala dunk was pretty great tho

[SimonBolivar 11,031]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden and Bernie are the most lackluster favorites ever.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Biden taking a lot of Obama credit here 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,108]

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Sanders Panders to Lower-Income Americans by Playing Squier P Bass at Debate

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BY JOHN DANEK | JUNE 27, 2019 

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MIAMI — Senator Bernie Sanders played a cheap Squier Affinity P-Bass on stage during the first debate for the 2020 Democratic primary election, a move some critics called “an obvious stunt” to appeal to lower-income voters.

“America’s greatness is not a result of elite billionaires, but the honest working class,” declared Sanders, who used the last 20 seconds of his allotted answer time to play the slap-bass theme to “Seinfeld.” “Similarly, my thunderous bass tone is not the result of boutique custom basses or tube amps, but rather, a Squier P-Bass and a used Crate amp I got off Craigslist.”

“Tone is in every American’s fingers — not just the ultra rich!” Sanders later shouted to punctuate his position on healthcare, ending his closing monologue to rapturous applause before launching into Metallica’s “Anesthesia [Pulling Teeth].”

Sanders’ supporters viewed the performance as a testament to his priority of fighting for America’s working class.

“More than any other candidate, Bernie truly is a man of the people; the little guy,” said 2016 supporter and artisanal bong craftsman Bud Sexton. “And he proves this by rocking not with some Fender Custom Shop Jazz Bass with gold parts and an ebony fretboard, but a lowly, particleboard Squier P-Bass you could pick up in most Goodwill stores.”

Fellow candidate and self-described “ex-goth” Andrew Yang used part of his debate time to accuse Sanders of disingenuity.

“Bernie will say he prefers to play with a pick because of the tone,” yelled Yang. “I saw him backstage once, attempting to warm up with some fingerpicking… and it sounded like pure ass! There’s a difference between choosing not to do something, and not being able to do it at all. Bernie will make promises and never be able to follow through.”

Furthering the accusations, an anonymous source since leaked that Sanders owns multiple new Rickenbacker 4003 basses at home for his stoner/doom metal project, all valued at $2k a piece. The Sanders campaign has not yet responded to the allegations.

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/sanders-panders-to-lower-income-americans-by-playing-squier-p-bass-at-debate/?fbclid=IwAR2rVckjKCYdhJY3tb1YyggULlHR9XsmDqZnqv_4BKRVvwC6mKxkTJyEIgA

 

 

[bad_teammate 13,479]

lol @ Pete saying "pissed" getting the NPR crowd horny

[bolverk 30,231]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

Haha.  Pete with the line of the night so far.

Missed it. What did he say?

[Chuckie Finster 22,978]

“If more guns made us safe we’d be the safest country in the world” is such a fucking simple yet brilliant line. Pete’s so good.

[NowThis 931]

Yang was not asked about racism / or anything else. 

How will Yang deal with the Saudis /Yemen?

[TexArcher 38,816]

Just now, Bama Chick said:

BREAKIN UP WITH RUSSIA AND MAKIN UP WITH NATO

I was waiting for the Howard Dean "YYYYEEEEEAAAAARRERGGGGHHHHHH!!"

[elfenix 34,658]

biden knows everyone and has done everything.  if it wasn't for the fact he's been in the senate for 25% of that body's existence i wouldn't believe him.

[BradInATX 9,208]

lol @ Pete saying "pissed" getting the NPR crowd horny

Man, he really gets you insecure doesn't he?

Got something you wanna talk about?

[UTEX_ME 4,257]

Buttigieg is going to be around a while.

[suddenly shaggy 929]

Just now, NowThis said:

Yang was not asked about racism / or anything else. 

How will Yang deal with the Saudis /Yemen?

By giving every American $1000 a month. 

[Alvin89 108]

Biden saying we shouldn’t have troops in Afghanistan...Well, it’s not like he didn’t have 8 years to do that. 

[tantric superman 4,668]

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

BREAKIN UP WITH RUSSIA AND MAKIN UP WITH NATO

And partying with the Stones!

[F250 29,174]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Biden taking a lot of Obama credit here 

LOL I am surprised he hasn't referenced Bidencare.

[SimonBolivar 11,031]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Biden taking a lot of Obama credit here 

Yeah he went to the VP to get the troops out of Iraq...I highly doubt that.

[elfenix 34,658]

it's not sneaking a break when you tell everyone, chuck.  you should just go to break, come back later, and say, "sorry hickenlooper, no one outside of this audience heard you talk about how great oil companies are"

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I was waiting for the Howard Dean "YYYYEEEEEAAAAARRERGGGGHHHHHH!!"

The smarmy little grin he shot straight at the camera after that line was something else.

[F250 29,174]

Bernie been consistently antiwar. God bless you sir!

 

[NowThis 931]

I thought Kamala has the best night - tough , smart , experienced.  But her racism thrust onto Biden was shit bad as were her self victimization as a child, lots of fake there. 

Still, any of them are better than Trump.