2020 Democratic Debates Watch Thread

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Just now, AustinHorn said:

Tulsi’s numbers ought to go up after tonight 

They don't really have anywhere else to go, I suppose. 

[Incredulity 11876]

Fuck Jay Inslee.  

[bad_teammate 13523]

This is too boring even for me

this sucks

[Dbeasy 15595]

How does Gillibrand run anything? She sucks

She would make a wonderful HOA Vice President.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6596]

Just now, Incredulity said:

Fuck Jay Inslee.  

I know.  Inslee talking about averaged size things not being the answer doesn’t sit well with me!

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Biden is not smart, I'm sorry

[Anastasis 23718]

Joe should be sitting on a patio right now with a maragarita watching a sunset. 

[NowThis 931]

we need to pay off climate change  -- move north! invade canada

[Anastasis 23718]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Joe should be sitting on a patio right now with a maragarita watching a sunset. 

Aka. Me watching dem debates. 

[bad_teammate 13523]

Just now, NowThis said:

we need to pay off climate change  -- move north! invade canada

[Beantown Express 2.0 6596]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden is not smart, I'm sorry

Truth.  Yet he looks like Albert Einstein compared to the current guy we have in that role.

[Dbeasy 15595]

I can see the Jerry Yang flowchart. It all leads to universal income for every problem, including erectile disfunction.

[Message Board User 12405]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Joe should be sitting on a patio right now with a maragarita watching a sunset. 

Be fair - it's about 3 hours past his bedtime.

[bad_teammate 13523]

Jesus Christ watching a league of no-hopers who are below 1% attack a doddering old moron like Joe is so mentally and spiritually crushing

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Uncle Joe will be a year older when debating Cheeto. Not real great.

[Message Board User 12405]

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

[NowThis 931]

Just now, retread said:

Uncle Joe will be a year older when debating Cheeto. Not real great.

if still alive 

[McCroskey 1510]

Biden just isn't articulating anything well at all.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6596]

Just now, Message Board User said:

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

Biden just needs to beg her to be his VP.  Guaranteed Victory and she doesn’t have to do anything as VP.

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I will make Chi-O the best sorority ever!!!

[suddenly shaggy 929]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I can see the Jerry Yang flowchart. It all leads to universal income for every problem, including erectile disfunction.

Lockbox

[NowThis 931]

Just now, McCroskey said:

Biden just isn't articulating anything well at all.

and Houston next month

[Anastasis 23718]

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

Yes !

[Dbeasy 15595]

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

We don’t need her, these candidates are more than capable of giving everyone in the audience and country a new car.

[bad_teammate 13523]

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[Message Board User 12405]

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

x / Oprah ticket would crush so hard

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Warren, Bernie, and Pete are the winners tonight for not being in this snooze fest 

[bad_teammate 13523]

Beto and Tulsi DEFINITELY fucked in 2012

[AustinHorn 63]

Glare from Tulsi’s sunscreen is blinding me 

[Js1 87182]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Warren, Bernie, and Pete are the winners tonight for not being in this snooze fest 

Put the top 5 on stage. Fuck everyone below 2%. Go home and write your book, grifters 

[David Dennison 19541]

Elizabeth Warren should walk away with this nomination.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Well the Dem nominee is coming from the 1st night.

[McCroskey 1510]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Elizabeth Warren should walk away with this nomination.

She's off the reservation.

[Anastasis 23718]

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Beto and Tulsi DEFINITELY fucked in 2012

Is that swalwell?  If I so I will you even money odds on Beto-Swalwell over Beto-Gabbard. 

[EuroHorn 3295]

A “mandate “.  Sexist 

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Forget Oprah we need to have actors that run in character. I'd like to see Jon Hamm as Don Draper running for president.

[bad_teammate 13523]

little known fact:

Swalwell has never fucked

[Larry T. Spider 1747]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Elizabeth Warren should walk away with this nomination.

Absolutely 

[Celery Man 21098]

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

[Larry T. Spider 1747]

Just now, Celery Man said:

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

A trump vs Biden debate would be word soup

[McCroskey 1510]

Biden.  Wow.

[Underdog 29188]

I bet Gilly bakes some great cookies, give Sally a run for her money. 

[SameSame 1752]

I want to hear Tulsi's take on the Thirty Meter Telescope.  That's the kind of shit that matters to me.  I like telescopes.

[bad_teammate 13523]

whenever Gillibrand talks my brain fills with discordant violin

[bolverk 30323]

Just now, Celery Man said:

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

Sad!

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Biden: anyways...

[bad_teammate 13523]

Yang bringing up needing to pay stay-at-home parents is VERY good

Very fucking good

[SimonBolivar 11064]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Sad!

low Energy biden!

Edited August 1, 2019 by SimonBolivar

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Michelle Obama/Oprah ticket.