Did you say Jerry Gallo?

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Gallo with a “G”?  Jerry Gallo is dead!

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Yoots 

[Bull Horn 118]

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

[RPM 26360]

That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection. Overruled! 

[mulletpelini 5216]

Edited June 27, 2019 by mulletpelini
Mayor Bates was awesome in this.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[shakahorn 1645]

54 minutes ago, Bull Horn said:

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

I use this one a lot verbatim IRL.

"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove."  I paraphrase this one a lot IRL.  

[Eskimohorn 5644]

I use this one a lot verbatim IRL.
"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove."  I paraphrase this one a lot IRL.  

That scene (as most scenes) were so cleverly written and executed. He got him to repeat the details of his testimony, made him describe the timetable, queried if he cooked them “al dente”, confirmed no instant grits, then bam!

It’s hard to believe a screenwriter came up with that - even setting it up during the breakfast scene where Pesci first discovers grits.

[futureman 22552]

32 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I use this one a lot verbatim IRL.

in the courtroom?

[TrashMaster G 17627]

Well, that would certainly explain the hostility. 

[Incredulity 11683]

I wore this ridiculous thing for you.

[Genco 3041]

Oh a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers, I'm a lawyer, we call that a counteroffer.

[RPM 26360]

[Dewey 3295]

Does that train always come through here at 5 am?

[Incredulity 11683]

No, it’s very unusual.

 

Sure, I’ve just never seen a grit before.

[mulletpelini 5216]

I shot the clerk?

[Jerry Callo 8733]

Well, now, uhhhhhh, ladies and gentlemen of the jjj - of, of, of, of the jjjj - um, jury!  Um, on, on, on, on January fffffffffffourth of this year my client did indeed, uh, visit the Sack-o-Suds . . . . convenience store.  But - But, he didn't, um, kill anyone.  He - He, uh, um, uh -- 

We - We intend to prove that the pppppppppppp -prosecution's case is circumstantial and, and, and, and, and, oh, uh, coincidental.  Thank you.

[Incredulity 11683]

I'm a fast cook, i guess.

 

The case cracker, me in the shower! I love this! That's it!

[Genco 3041]

Seven bushes!

[Uncle Nate 2097]

You were serious about that?

[RPM 26360]

We're famous for our mud.

[lateshow 1308]

How do you get mud in the tire?

[Incredulity 11683]

And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint? 

[RoundRobin 828]

They were!

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

hey there yankee boy I got your money!

 

how do I know its not a 20 rolled around a bunch of 1's?

tell you what go ahead and fan it out, show me.

 

yeah.... right.

[Underdog 28784]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint? 

Was down in Philly last month and I could've sworn I saw someone towing a mint green skylark convertible on a flatbed, wished I had the wife take a pic but didn't think about it until later on.  

[mulletpelini 5216]

was that in the deleted scenes?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

oooh, there's a fucking surprise

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

[Deej 76946]

Pesci unable to get any sleep, gets thrown in lockup for contempt of court, and sleeps like a baby during a near prison riot always makes me chuckle.

[Buzzrock 14948]

The judge, the other attorney, the FBI specialist, the cook, the man with the magic stove, and the little old lady who needs new glasses...all dead. Makes me sad.

[TexasMan 10989]

12 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

The judge, the other attorney, the FBI specialist, the cook, the man with the magic stove, and the little old lady who needs new glasses...all dead. Makes me sad.

[Incredulity 11683]

You’re a deadman.