Red meat for the unwoke misogynist: Charlie's Angels

[Parliament 14282]

 

[BigDHornfan 6549]

[ChickenSandwich 9848]

Have you noticed 99% of bad guys in film are men?  

#Triggered

[ajax 2620]

Red meat? Dude, she's dot not feather.

[Continental Op 3934]

Can't just post the trailer without injecting political faggotry in it can you?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

who says Hollywood is out of ideas?????

[TrashMaster G 17583]

Meh.  I like my angels hotter.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

The only way this could be any worse is if Hollywood used the fat chicks from the Ghostbusters remake. 

[Js1 85484]

32 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Can't just post the trailer without injecting political faggotry in it can you?

Parliamentahoe

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

[ajax 2620]

35 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The only way this could be any worse is if Hollywood used the fat chicks from the Ghostbusters remake. 

Man, that looks like shit. This movie might actually be better with the Leslie Jones and Melissa McCarthy.

[smwhorn 483]

I am guessing there are people who will pay their good hard earned money to see this movie in a fancy shmancy movie theater.  

[Incredulity 11681]

[gecko 1104]

hard no.....

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

It looks like the pitch was, “We want to make it exactly like the McG version, but with less star power in the main roles.”

 

“... because amateur porn is testing through the ceiling”

[Jerry Callo 8715]

Can I still be an unwoke, misogynist if I don't see the movie?

[Nole-4-Life 804]

Good lord this looks like shit. How can it not be straight to video??

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

43 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

It looks like the pitch was, “We want to make it exactly like the McG version, but with less star power in the main roles.”

"Replace that fat little Asian girl from the 2000 and 2003 films with someone more tomboyish!"

"...the fat little Asian-- Lucy Liu, you mean?"

"Exactly! Skinny and built like a teen boy, that's how we like 'em. Get me Kristen Stewart!"

[elfenix 34331]

ella ballinski
naomi scott
elizabeth banks
kristen stewart

[Chewbacca 7781]

I love me some Elizabeth Banks, but this looks like a steaming pile of dogshit.  

[bschoolprof 6271]

Is Michael Knight gonna be along soon to white knight this one for us as well?

[RPM 26335]

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Have you noticed 99% of bad guys in film are men?  

#Triggered

Have you noticed 99% of the hot chicks in film are women?

[Underdog 28763]

54 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

I love me some Elizabeth Banks, but this looks like a steaming pile of dogshit.  

First the game show and now this?  Liz must be hurting for money. 

[MissingInAction 25156]

I don't cum cheap. 

[TexArcher 38000]

I will watch this entire movie for $500.

[TexArcher 38000]

And before you ask, no, I will not watch half of this movie for $250.  All or nothing.

[Lhorn 4930]

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I will watch this entire movie for $500.

I’m sure you can find a less expensive theater. 

[mdleast 8298]

[mdleast 8298]

(Double post for some reason)

[ajax 2620]

2 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Is Michael Knight gonna be along soon to white knight this one for us as well?

I mean, any knuckle dragging neanderthal can like a good movie featuring women. It takes a true gentleman to embrace a complete piece of shit featuring women.

[idigTexas 2289]

18 hours ago, mdleast said:

(Double post for some reason)

Anytime you post a photo of Adam Sandler or mention his name, it will always double post.

[idigTexas 2289]

18 hours ago, mdleast said:

(Double post for some reason)

Anytime you post a photo of Adam Sandler or mention his name, it will always double post.

[idigTexas 2289]

As for the movie, the trailer sums it up in the first fifteen seconds, "just because they can doesn't mean they should." 

Edited June 28, 2019 by idigTexas

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

21 hours ago, RPM said:

Have you noticed 99% of the hot chicks in film are women?

THAT'S TOO MUCH, WHAT IS THIS, 2014????? 

[mulletpelini 5215]

Good thing they obliterated the strong male roles from the original to really send the point home of what they were doing.

You know,

the comic relief goof

and the speaker box

Edited June 28, 2019 by mulletpelini
just call it Oceans 4

[ajax 2620]

That line where she describes choking someone out sounds like it was written for The Big Bang Theory.

[ajax 2620]

Anybody go see this? It's bombing big time but I'm hearing that the movie is actually pretty good.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

$8M opening weekend on a 55M budget. Yeah not great Bob. 

 

I also love Elizabeth Banks but the casting of the 3 leads was AWFUL

 

[ChickenSandwich 9848]

Why not point out the obvious that WOMEN are not supporting the movie?  Who the hell was the target audience?  
 

Her misogynist ranting makes zero sense, but it the victim cutler to blame others for your failures. 

[Not a cat 5676]

53 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Why not point out the obvious that WOMEN are not supporting the movie?  Who the hell was the target audience?  
 

Her misogynist ranting makes zero sense, but it the victim cutler to blame others for your failures. 

I've had about enough of the victim Cutler.

[ChickenSandwich 9848]

[RPM 26335]

3 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

$8M opening weekend on a 55M budget. Yeah not great Bob. 

 

I also love Elizabeth Banks but the casting of the 3 leads was AWFUL

 

Put enough zeroes on the check and I'll tweet I loved it.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Most remakes fail. 

 

[pops 7006]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Most remakes fail. 

 

Most remakes that suck, fail. I though the ones in the early aughts were pretty fun. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

I will say CHiPs was pretty funny. 

[CooterBrown 18022]

Women aren’t going to voluntarily go see what is perceived to be an action movie on a girls night out. It doesn’t take a marketing expert to figure that out.

[ChickenSandwich 9848]

No shit?  Men everywhere 

[Lhorn 4930]

Maybe they should have gone after the viewer foaming at the mouth for diversity and call it "Chow Lee's Angles."  

[Trey3216 15350]

6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Maybe they should have gone after the viewer foaming at the mouth for diversity and call it "Chow Lee's Angles."  

That, or it could’ve been set in North Vietnam. 

[alincoln 2381]

Must be very convenient to be able to blame sexism when your shit movie bombs despite there being so many examples of women led action movies that made tons of money.  Wonder Woman, Captain Marvel, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, Kill Bill, the other Charlies Angels movies.  A weak concept poorly executed generally fails.