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An Alabama man who authorities said kept a meth-fueled "attack squirrel" in his apartment was arrested Thursday on multiple felony warrants unrelated to the squirrel.

"Narcotics investigators arrested one man and are looking for another after they executed a search warrant Monday that yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor, and a squirrel," the sheriff's office said on June 18.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-accused-feeding-meth-squirrel-arrested-n1024801

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Authorities said there was no safe way to test the squirrel for methamphetamine.

The officer just needs to whip his dick out. Guess they haven't heard of the "icono-test" in bama. Admittedly, it's not particularly safe for the officer.

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On 6/28/2019 at 6:55 PM, Blotto said:

The officer just needs to whip his dick out. Guess they haven't heard of the "icono-test" in bama. Admittedly, it's not particularly safe for the officer.

Wholly shit that's freaking cold blooded....and funny as hell.

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An Alabama man who authorities said kept a meth-fueled "attack squirrel" in his apartment was arrested Thursday on multiple felony warrants unrelated to the squirrel.
"Narcotics investigators arrested one man and are looking for another after they executed a search warrant Monday that yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor, and a squirrel," the sheriff's office said on June 18.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-accused-feeding-meth-squirrel-arrested-n1024801

lol

Fucking Killen, man.
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