Men's fashion. The dumb stuff.

[Parliament 14260]

(And let's not argue cargo shorts here.  They deserve their own thread.)

Skinny jeans are ubiquitous now, and it's backing in to sweat pants?  I bought some Nike's online and they're tapered.  Roomy up top and tight on my calves.  Dumb. 

[Tom 2959]

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

(And let's not argue cargo shorts here.  They deserve their own thread.)

Skinny jeans are ubiquitous now, and it's backing in to sweat pants?  I bought some Nike's online and they're tapered.  Roomy up top and tight on my calves.  Dumb. 

 

All jeans are skinny jeans when you don't skip leg day, bro.

[elfenix 34241]

When the fuck did sweats become high fashion?

PricinpleSkinnerChildrenWrong.jpg

[ROFL BOX 6649]

 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

If you're male & over the age of 6 & still wear this, you probably also eat NY "BBQ" with mayo & beaned up chili.

[52-80 19158]

Yeah there's been a push for sweat pants as normal wear for a few years.  It's bizarro.

[Parliament 14260]

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

If you're male & over the age of 6 & still wear this, you probably also eat NY "BBQ" with mayo & beaned up chili.

I remember when these were a thing in the 80s for a a bit.  

Except they weren't shorts and the only person with a mustache like that was Freddy Mercury. 

And we knew what leg day was. 

[Parliament 14260]

And you were a dork if you didn't go around with one strap undone.

[Zepol87 9186]

Not just sweatpants with the tapered leg anymore. "Joggers" are in every store and look like khakis and blue jeans also

[chesthair 231]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

maybe i need to xpost in the "embarrassing" thread but i love those.  i hate bell bottom sweat pants.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

It

It's obvious he's trying to hide from view his heroin injection sites.

 

 

 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

I keep trying to make the switch to sweatpants, but I find the crotch just wears out too fast in them.  Any recommendations?

[Parliament 14260]

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

If you're male & over the age of 6 & still wear this, you probably also eat NY "BBQ" with mayo & beaned up chili.

This has to be a pic of the narrator of the vegan protest outside the Toronto restaurant. 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

26 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

I keep trying to make the switch to sweatpants, but I find the crotch just wears out too fast in them.  Any recommendations?

Stop wearing your strapon unless in the privacy of your own home.

[TrashMaster G 17557]

10 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Dude's wearing capri's. Are you going sailing, bro?

Capri's what?

[Landomatic 3813]

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Yeah there's been a push for sweat pants as normal wear for a few years.  It's bizarro.

Full admission...I've given in to this push. 

I think it has something to do with all these women who started wearing expensive LuLu Lemon workout clothes in every day settings and being able to pull it off with no problem.  Over time, the #metoo men have decided, if our womenz can get by wearing yoga pants, why the fuck can't we wear sweats?  But they can't just be the shitty cheap grey generic sweats, it has to have some design to it.  Then through time, that look has slowly evolved from you can wear it to get coffee on the weekend to you can wear it to get coffee any day to its okay for lunch any day to now pretty much being able to pull it off just about any time and anywhere that isn't too fancy.

So, yeah...I now pretty much wear sweats about 85% of the time I'm in public.  And I stand by it.

Something along these lines...

Or these lines...

 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Tapered sweats that double as high waters?  

Come on man! 

[G650 14256]

This thread is going to be an paean to awfulness, I can already see it.

 

@52-80, come get your popcorn ready man, we are fixing to have some laughs.

[Nuge 1970]

I thought sweat pants were only good for scrip clubs.

[PRONG HORN 3146]

 

This queer shit right here.  

 

[Jerry Callo 8703]

Levi's makes men's jeans with stretchy fabric.  WTF?  

[Buck Strickland 380]

I would kick my own ass if I ever put on any of this shit

[irishtexan 11519]

You can pick up these cool pants for just under a grand

Cool sweatpants

Edited April 2, 2018 by irishtexan

[PRONG HORN 3146]

That's the kind of shit that Lewis Hamilton wears.  

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

I'm not hip or cool and I'm pretty conservative when it comes to what I wear.  But I have to admit that I got these sweatpants:

I don't know if I'll ever wear them in public.  I got them to wear around the house.  But I do notice a lot of younger dudes wearing these everywhere.

[chikin23 384]

Not just sweatpants with the tapered leg anymore. "Joggers" are in every store and look like khakis and blue jeans also

Somebody got rich with making those. Kids wear them at schools that have a uniform requirement.

[Zepol87 9186]

Yep you won’t see a kid in DISD without them on. Best way to show off the J’s

[G650 14256]

Some pajamas outside bitches.

[LoneStarBiker 145]

[RandomIdoit 655]

It's hot as fuck outside and you fools want to wear sweats? GTFO

[ROFL BOX 6649]

2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

This queer shit right here.  

 

For some reason, these always make me think of this:

 

Even though the hat is laid back vs. forward, I always think Smurfs.

[Zombie 284]

15 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

It's hot as fuck outside and you fools want to wear sweats? GTFO

That's my issue. I don't care how they look, but if it's not weather appropriate then you're a weirdo. 

[Beau Vine 54230]

I've been wearing these to work every day:

You can pick them up for only $119 here:

https://www.romphim.com/products/jungle-print-male-romper-by-romphim

You can also go lace:

 

 

 

[d2o 1602]

4 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Full admission...I've given in to this push. 

I think it has something to do with all these women who started wearing expensive LuLu Lemon workout clothes in every day settings and being able to pull it off with no problem.  Over time, the #metoo men have decided, if our womenz can get by wearing yoga pants, why the fuck can't we wear sweats?  But they can't just be the shitty cheap grey generic sweats, it has to have some design to it.  Then through time, that look has slowly evolved from you can wear it to get coffee on the weekend to you can wear it to get coffee any day to its okay for lunch any day to now pretty much being able to pull it off just about any time and anywhere that isn't too fancy.

So, yeah...I now pretty much wear sweats about 85% of the time I'm in public.  And I stand by it.

Something along these lines...

Or these lines...

 

yeah I cannot wear them shits with the tight bottoms.    Thats some gay looking shit

[El Diablo 4232]

15 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

Gotdamn I hate those gay ass flat brim hats.

[Steamboat1874 4063]

I love sweat pants.....

At home and only in the winter.

[52-80 19158]

disclaimer:  i have a pair of tapered-bottom "joggers".  

its nylon/ballistic/tech on the outside.  felt or brushed-lined on the inside.  its tapered to stay close to the skin for warmth.  i wear when the dog needs a late night walk in the wintertime.  or when my ski pants are in the wash.

 

 

[G650 14256]

Things you are embarrassed to admit is that way ------>

[52-80 19158]

5 minutes ago, G650 said:

Things you are embarrassed to admit is that way ------>

i once considered monogramming me shirts

[Vertigo 20285]

34 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

You can also go lace:

 

 

 

The 2 guys on the end encapsulate this style perfectly.

[Vertigo 20285]

[G650 14256]

4 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

i once considered monogramming me shirts

Luckily the feeling passed.

[52-80 19158]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

 

i loved season 1 of Stranger Things !!!

[TexOx 110]

12 hours ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

I keep trying to make the switch to sweatpants, but I find the crotch just wears out too fast in them.  Any recommendations?

I hear clown pants are a good substitute in that case.

[Equinox 95]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

This poor woman must have been caught collaborating with the nazis.

[SuperSurly 21]

Can't believe I clicked on this thread...  Where are the boobs?

[Sam Lin 3559]

8 hours ago, G650 said:

This thread is going to be an paean to awfulness, I can already see it.

 

@52-80, come get your popcorn ready man, we are fixing to have some laughs.

If the old site was a sartorial clown car, where is this thread on the scale?

[DougO 5248]

9 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Tapered sweats that double as high waters?  

Come on man! 

Same length as his stupidass jorts and cargos.

Edited April 3, 2018 by DougO