Men's fashion. The dumb stuff.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

There's some weird stuff in this thread, and I'm having none of it.  I wear shorts 90% of the time I'm not at work.  The other 10% I wear jeans, regular relaxed fit jeans.   I guess I have some grungy pants for yard work.  Cargo shorts for life bros. 

[G650 14,249]

5 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

If the old site was a sartorial clown car, where is this thread on the scale?

Hopefully at least minibus

[52-80 19,150]

17 minutes ago, G650 said:

Hopefully at least minibus

Stacy Adams / 10

[G650 14,249]

[Parliament 14,254]

7 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

There's some weird stuff in this thread, and I'm having none of it.  I wear shorts 90% of the time I'm not at work.  The other 10% I wear jeans, regular relaxed fit jeans and white tennis shoes.   I guess I have some grungy pants for yard work.  Cargo shorts for life bros. 

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Question for the board: Cargo pants, yes/no?  

Edited April 3, 2018 by Parliament

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,892]

You can have my cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold dead ass, also my cargo pants.

[d2o 1,602]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

1234

Question for the board: Cargo pants, yes/no?  

no, never.

[G650 14,249]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

1234

Question for the board: Cargo pants, yes/no?  

Don't make me resuscitate the cargo shorts thread.

[Paco 1,934]

Can't wait until mesohorny gets here and starts posting a million pics of his arm and feet and shit.

[El Diablo 4,232]

Centered and in italics?

[Beau Vine 54,211]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

1234

Question for the board: Cargo pants, yes/no?  

Last time I went to buy shorts, the store I went to had two styles:

1.  Plaid

2.  Cargo

 

I did not buy shorts.

[G650 14,249]

Should have gone plaid.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,976]

1 hour ago, d2o said:

no, never.

This guy never steps foot in the outdoors.

[ulukinatme 1,763]

[AM Wood 335]

16 hours ago, 52-80 said:

i once considered monogramming me shirts

what would your husband think?

[AM Wood 335]

16 hours ago, 52-80 said:

edits. W in TF

Edited April 3, 2018 by AM Wood

[AM Wood 335]

16 hours ago, 52-80 said:

oh hi there.

Edited April 3, 2018 by AM Wood

[52-80 19,150]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

1234

Question for the board: Cargo pants, yes/no?  

The best thing about cargo pants..... the carry capacity is so high, you could pack in an extra pair of cargos in the pockets, just in case you soil the ones you're already wearing.

[AM Wood 335]

1 hour ago, AM Wood said:

 

turning off faulking replies. work with me fellas. i'm trying to finger this out.

[Ojo Rojo 1,962]

I can't do the stretchy denim thing.  I tried.  I tried on a bunch of pairs that looked like jeans, but felt like thick loose running tights.  Just couldn't do it.  I finally just admitted to the sales clerk, "I'm just not ready for stretchy jeans." 

I'm still barely hanging in there style-wise, but I'm getting to the age where my clothing needs to be "age-appropriate" or it's just embarrassing.  Some 40+ year old dudes can pull it off; I'm afraid not me.

[G650 14,249]

35 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

The best thing about cargo pants..... the carry capacity is so high, you could pack in an extra pair of cargos in the pockets, just in case you soil the ones you're already wearing.

[d2o 1,602]

2 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

This guy never steps foot in the outdoors.

incorrect, just am able to carry all that I need in the pockets of my jeans.  

[irishtexan 11,516]

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

1234

Question for the board: Cargo pants, yes/no?  

Yes. But only with white socks and sandles. T-shirt tucked.

[pops 6,982]

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

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Question for the board: Cargo pants, yes/no?  

Unless you are actually currently active in the military and they are part of your assigned gear, fuck no. 

[Ojo Rojo 1,962]

Cargo pants and cargo shorts are very utilitarian.  It's just that they are completely out of style now.  They've gone the way of jorts.  Now if you wear them you are making a bad fashion statement.  I still buy shorts with extra pockets, but the pockets are flat and sort of disguised.  Win/win.

[LonghornD 49]

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[LonghornD 49]

Duplicate post. Couldn't delete.

Ban user.

Edited April 3, 2018 by LonghornD

[G650 14,249]

27 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

 It's just that they are completely out of style now  an affront to nature. 

Repaired.

[Zepol87 9,185]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Last time I went to buy shorts, the store I went to had two styles:

1.  Plaid

2.  Cargo

 

I did not buy shorts.

Where the fuck do you buy shorts at?

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,402]

On 4/2/2018 at 1:47 PM, Nuge said:

I thought sweat pants were only good for scrip clubs.

And only dark color ones so you can't see the wet spot as much.

[drewcifer 33]

I'm all about dri-fit khakis these days because it's hot af in Texas. Nordstrom Rack had these Callaway dri-fits a few weeks ago for $25 on their website. Since I already had a pair and knew they fit I bought three more.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,976]

18 hours ago, d2o said:

incorrect, just am able to carry all that I need in the pockets of my jeans.  

Hiking in jeans? No thanks. Since you can't wear an IWB holster with a pack on, that means your pretty well stuck with pocket carry. A cargo pocket is handy for keys, knife, flashlight, beef jerky, etc that would normally go in that pocket while hiking.

[G650 14,249]

Why is that shit in your pants if you have a pack.

[Jerry Callo 8,700]

20 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I can't do the stretchy denim thing.  I tried.  I tried on a bunch of pairs that looked like jeans, but felt like thick loose running tights.  Just couldn't do it.  I finally just admitted to the sales clerk, "I'm just not ready for stretchy jeans." 

I'm still barely hanging in there style-wise, but I'm getting to the age where my clothing needs to be "age-appropriate" or it's just embarrassing.  Some 40+ year old dudes can pull it off; I'm afraid not me.

I agree.  The wife picked up a pair of Levi's from Costco the other day.  They looked fine, but I could not wear them.  I tried them on 2-3 times, but that stretchy denim isn't for me.  I took them back to Costco and the lady at the counter said several men were returning them for the same reason.

[G650 14,249]

It's amusing the number of people who think there ever was a time when cargo shorts were acceptable attire.

[Upgrayedd 5,810]

Acceptable?  Meh.  I’m not wearing them out to dinner or to certain social events, but I love my REI Sahara cargos. Light.  Quick dry.  Sunglasses and phone have a home.  IDGAF.

[G650 14,249]

4 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

IDGAF.

Clearly.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

My go to around the house comfort pants:

[TexArcher 37,774]

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Hiking in jeans? No thanks. Since you can't wear an IWB holster with a pack on, that means your pretty well stuck with pocket carry. A cargo pocket is handy for keys, knife, flashlight, beef jerky, etc that would normally go in that pocket while hiking.

This.  I have one pair of cargo shorts that is worn only when I go hiking. 

['stache 21,802]

So despite OPs comment is this now a thread to make fun of grown ass men wearing cargos and flip flops? If so, I have a lot to say.

[d2o 1,602]

3 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Hiking in jeans? No thanks. Since you can't wear an IWB holster with a pack on, that means your pretty well stuck with pocket carry. A cargo pocket is handy for keys, knife, flashlight, beef jerky, etc that would normally go in that pocket while hiking.

Is hiking the only way one can be outside?    Who the fuck said anything about hiking?

[G650 14,249]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

So despite OPs comment is this now a thread to make fun of grown ass men wearing cargos and flip flops? If so, I have a lot to say.

Cargos, yes. Flip flops are the only footwear we should be required to own.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,892]

Everyone should be required to own at least one pair of non flip flop shoes to wear on an airplane

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

fuck all y'all's shit...

[AM Wood 335]

top one should be called the papillon.

[52-80 19,150]

29 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuck all y'all's shit...

 

 

 

Does he still have any eligibility?

[G650 14,249]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Everyone should be required to own at least one pair of non flip flop shoes to wear on an airplane

 

I will allow this.

[G650 14,249]

[Parliament 14,254]

From last week's WSJ.

[G650 14,249]

That shit is way behind, workwear came and went like 5 or 10 years ago.

 

Related, maybe someone will give me good money for my old wore out Carhartt shit.

Edited April 5, 2018 by G650